The Masturbation Thread - General

C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\magicka\Dependencies\znafx31_redist\oh my\oh yes\it's dubious\the folder I felt so clever when I made this, then two minutes later I remembered there's the recent places folder.

I used to keep it hidden in my Steam folder because I used to share my computer, now that I don't, I keep it in D:\Documents\My Pictures\Desktops\New Folder\New Folder. Then it's organized in sub folders along with any web pages I reference. I like my porn nice and organized. Easy to find, but mostly because I don't like having to go through so many folders to get to my porn.

I feel a little unprotected now, all you guys like hiding all your porn 1000 files deep with secret government encryption's, and all mine is in a file on my desktop called "Old Work"

When I do find myself watching porn but never finish it like go see get my shit done and close it out.

I used to download porn, then one of my friends went into picasa which for some reason exposed every image of porn I had ever saved. Now I'm just content with internet.

So it's pony porn?

This reminds me I should hide the porn on External Drive better, might have to make it one of them "invisible" folders. It never crossed my mind that I could have portable porn until I backed up my documents folder an the porn was caught in it.

Damn you people go to lengths to hide your porn I just have it all in L:\porn

I make my folders do this: C:\is this the real life\is this just fantasy\caught in a landslide\to escape from reality\open your eyes\take a look at my\porn and see

Any way the porn goes, doesn't really matter to me...

As evidenced by my screenshot up there, I don't bother trying to hide it; I just don't see why I should. Nobody else but me ever uses my computer and if they do then I really couldn't care less if they discover the shocking fact that I am indeed human and enjoy pleasure of a sexual nature.

my porn folder is in 2 places, my Desktop in a folder simply named "Porn", and in my google drive also named "Porn" You may think this is a terrible way of hiding my porn, but i have no need to hide it, as no one ever touches my computer/laptop/tablet/smartphone unless they want a beating that they will never forget, with the exclusion of my girlfriend, we watch porn together :3

I tried to put my porn in a 256-bit encrypted .dmg called 'harmless pictures of kittens (don't open though)' but the encryption decided it didn't want to do anything that day and no longer requires a password :C

I masturbated 5 minutes ago I love smelling the cum on my hands, like a farmer smells his soybeans

I would say at least once a day... isnt that average for most people (guys and girls) the older you get, less you want to do it everyday! lol. maybe every 1-2 days instead :P

[QUOTE=PyroDevil;37512192]I would say at least once a day... isnt that average for most people (guys and girls) the older you get, less you want to do it everyday! lol. maybe every 1-2 days instead :P[/QUOTE] 13 times a day is normal. [sp]Obviously not[/sp]

[QUOTE=RubberFruit;37511656]I tried to put my porn in a 256-bit encrypted .dmg called 'harmless pictures of kittens (don't open though)' but the encryption decided it didn't want to do anything that day and no longer requires a password :C[/QUOTE] Truecrypt does wonders! Hide your shit in a very inconspicuous 512MB text file on your desktop!

I keep mine in "D:\Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server Cumpact Edition\v3.1\(Name of my Girlfriend)" Mainly because it's not so much porn as pictures/videos/Skype Screencaps of my girlfriend. Also I don't remember wittily changing Compact to Cumpact but damn I'm witty :V I used to keep actual porn in "D:\Program Files\Special" but that was mainly because I used an encryption/storage locker program at one point, then got rid of it and that's where it dumped it.

[QUOTE=PyroDevil;37512192]I would say at least once a day... isnt that average for most people (guys and girls) the older you get, less you want to do it everyday! lol. maybe every 1-2 days instead :P[/QUOTE] It's more a stress and sexual tension relief than anything else, at least for me. Being older hasn't lowered it at all - and in fact the stress revolving being older (handling college by yourself, taxes, loans, paperwork) keeps my number up at 2-4 times a day rather than, say when I'm happy and great, at 0-1. :v:

[QUOTE=Doom14;37468479]So where does everyone else hide their stash? "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\sourcemods\avatars and stuff\well looky here, you found my smut" I am not a clever man, but neither are the people who would ever use my computer.[/QUOTE] Desktop> Porn folder... because I'm all fresh out of fucks to give.

/Users/lars/Downloads That's where I keep the small amount of stuff I have downloaded. I also found that Mac OS X seems to have some sort of a "porn filter", where the preview of the stack in my dock wont show porn vids/pics, and instead it'll find some other file to show :v:

[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;37508586]my porn folder is in 2 places, my Desktop in a folder simply named "Porn", and in my google drive also named "Porn" You may think this is a terrible way of hiding my porn, but i have no need to hide it, as no one ever touches my computer/laptop/tablet/smartphone unless they want a beating that they will never forget, with the exclusion of my girlfriend, we watch porn together :3[/QUOTE] All your porn, pls. [editline]9th September 2012[/editline] We're discussing porn hiding places now? M:\Eagle Dynamics\DCS A-10c\bin\yRadio.dll

My porn folder is at C:\Program Files (x86)\Notepad++\user.manual\Images\Screenshots Mainly because I just had that open when I was moving it's location. It used to be on a different drive. (Not that I need to hide it, I just keep it out of plain site because friends come over and sometimes use my computer if they want to play a game. I don't want a folder on my desktop named "Totally not porn at all whatever you do dont open this is might contain children or naked animals just dont open it its not porn i promise".) [sp]Nah all my porn is of redheads. I love redheads :)[/sp]

I don't save any porn, mainly because my 12 year old brother also uses my laptop. I guess I never understood, why save it when it's just as easy to go find it again?

[QUOTE=Estolle93;37611737]I don't save any porn, mainly because my 12 year old brother also uses my laptop. I guess I never understood, why save it when it's just as easy to go find it again?[/QUOTE] Or you could, you know..hide the files or password them. Why search the interwebs trying to find some video or picture you just barely remember when you can have it saved, ready to look at whenever you want.

[QUOTE=G3rman;37611783]Or you could, you know..hide the files or password them. Why search the interwebs trying to find some video or picture you just barely remember when you can have it saved, ready to look at whenever you want.[/QUOTE] there are these things called bookmarks

Who would bookmark porn?

[QUOTE=Doomish;37611947]there are these things called bookmarks[/QUOTE] Why would you flood your browser with a bunch of pages linked to add riddled porn, which can easily be accessed by the brother. Also, what if you take your laptop to a place without internet? If you have them saved you can access it anyway.

If you don't have internet access but are still using your computer, you are probably in a position where you should be doing things other than looking at porn. [editline]e[/editline] Also you could easily just have your internet not save your history, put your favorites in a folder for yourself, and get adblock like every sensible person does these days; if you are competent enough to find the porn you should be competent enough to keep track of where it is. In fact, keeping it on your computer is even more difficult than just bookmarking it and organizing it so your porn links aren't just there in the open. If you share a computer, [I]make an account for yourself[/I] like you should have already and nobody will be able to find your shit unless they go searching for it on purpose, no folder encrypting necessary. [editline]e[/editline] Wow I didn't even notice how skeevy this thread was until just now I take all of my advice back none of you should ever masturbate again

[QUOTE=Lord_Schrotty;37611974]Who would bookmark porn?[/QUOTE] Me. I have a secret folder in my chrome browser called THIS FOLDER OF BOOKMARKS IS NOT SUSPICIOUS.