After much personal evaluation, I have discovered that semen does not glow under UV lighting, and that lotion is objectively horrible as lubricant in anything but a shower situation.
Dr. Rebi, Dongologist, signing off.
Haven't had a wank in over 2 weeks. I've decided to quit until I've gotten to 3rd with this girl I'm with.
Hopefully by then I'll erupt like a volcano.
[QUOTE=Chocolate.;37622355]Haven't had a wank in over 2 weeks. I've decided to quit until I've gotten to 3rd with this girl I'm with.
Hopefully by then I'll erupt like a volcano.[/QUOTE]
Watch out not to become a minute hero when you're trying to impress the lady in bed.
[img]http://puu.sh/141Bs[/img]
See if you can find my porn
[editline]10th September 2012[/editline]
[sp]I don't pay taxes[/sp]
Zipped into the folder image itself?
Dont know why you would put media files in your tax returns folder.
Really you guys make porn hiding an adventure.
Just choose something with lots of folders that sound technical, it's my older sister's laptop but I have so much porn on here hiding in a bunch of folders with things like "dll" and "script" and "(x64)" shit like that.
Steam is great for hiding things in.
I stick to internet-based porn. I can find anything I want on xnxx and I dont have to store it on my drive.
I masturbate using other people's butts.
lol hiding porn
truecrypt yo. I could put my porn on my desktop and no one would know what it was. And even if they did good luck guessing my almost 40 character password
I like encrypting my porn okay it makes me feel like a secret agent
[editline]12th September 2012[/editline]
also I find when my girlfriend is not around I end up masturbating like 3-4 times a day for a few days and then it settles down
Need suggestions on good female sextoys. Hit me.
[QUOTE=Stonem;37643130]Need suggestions on good female sextoys. Hit me.[/QUOTE]
cucumber
[QUOTE=Chris220;37643364]cucumber[/QUOTE]
Way way way too big. And food is a huge no no.
I would recommend using a decent sized bed post.
[QUOTE=Stonem;37643130]Need suggestions on good female sextoys. Hit me.[/QUOTE]
dildo
[QUOTE=Stonem;37643633]Way way way too big. And food is a huge no no.[/QUOTE]
symbian
[QUOTE=shian;37644117]symbian[/QUOTE]
sybian*
What's wrong with a good old fashioned [del]dildo[/del]guy anyway?
[QUOTE=SataniX;37644539]sybian*
What's wrong with a good old fashioned [del]dildo[/del]guy anyway?[/QUOTE]
No, its symbian.
Isn't it?
[QUOTE=SataniX;37644539]sybian*
What's wrong with a good old fashioned [del]dildo[/del]guy anyway?[/QUOTE]
Nothing wrong with guys. I love having sex, but sometimes it can go 2 or more weeks until me and my boyfriend can see each other. So from time to time there is barley any sex. Which is painful.
[QUOTE=Stonem;37644622]Nothing wrong with guys. I love having sex, but sometimes it can go 2 or more weeks until me and my boyfriend can see each other. So from time to time there is barley any sex. Which is painful.[/QUOTE]
BTW is it true men orgasm before women on most occasions during sex
[QUOTE=shian;37644644]BTW is it true men orgasm before women on most occasions during sex[/QUOTE]
Depends on context, but not usually.
It's fairly common for men to not orgasm at all due to nerves etc.
[editline]12th September 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=shian;37644589]No, its symbian.
Isn't it?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybian[/url]
[QUOTE=shian;37644644]BTW is it true men orgasm before women on most occasions during sex[/QUOTE]
It depends on the woman but mostly that'll be true. A lot of women don't even have orgasm's until they're in there 20's and some just never have one.
[QUOTE=shian;37644644]BTW is it true men orgasm before women on most occasions during sex[/QUOTE]
It varies a lot. A lot of girls don't orgasm at all during sex. Mostly it's because just penetration alone isn't enough to get us to climax, most of us need clitorical stimulation too. But as I said, it varies. Me and my boyfriend tend to orgasm at the same time fairly often.
And for guys the point of having sex is to achieve orgasm where as for women that's not always true.
[QUOTE=FingerSpazem;37644706]And for guys the point of having sex is to achieve orgasm[/QUOTE]
quite a generalization
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;37644741]quite a generalization[/QUOTE]
Well yeah obviously, I was simplifying it a lot.
[editline]12th September 2012[/editline]
I guess a better way to put it would be that most guys aren't satisfied until they achieve orgasm.
[QUOTE=Stonem;37644704]It varies a lot. A lot of girls don't orgasm at all during sex. Mostly it's because just penetration alone isn't enough to get us to climax, most of us need clitorical stimulation too. But as I said, it varies. Me and my boyfriend tend to orgasm at the same time fairly often.[/QUOTE]
So wouldn't it sucks for chicks during sex
[QUOTE=shian;37645585]So wouldn't it sucks for chicks during sex[/QUOTE]
Nope not at all
[QUOTE=Stonem;37643130]Need suggestions on good female sextoys. Hit me.[/QUOTE]
A whip?
:v:
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