[QUOTE=johnkane46;35995171]My record is 15 times in 6 hours.....
Wait does this count ?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bifES.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
interesting.... to say the least. hmmm
Haven't fapped today, maybe I could do that for a weekend. No fapping.
[QUOTE=johnkane46;35995171][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bifES.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
You, sir, are the Thomas Edison of modern day.
[QUOTE=johnkane46;35995171]My record is 15 times in 6 hours.....
Wait does this count ?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bifES.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
now there's something i haven't seen before
Pardon me while I go get some sponges from the store.
I masturbate 2-3 times a day. When people go to sleep I start Skyrim and fap to my nude female character close tothe fire.
yes
[QUOTE=Scarabix;35997033]I used to know that feel. It just feels plain gross to whack the jack, especially when you don't like having a dick in the first place.
But alas, I'm weak, and the hormones had the best of me.[/QUOTE]
You really don't understand why he posted that.
[QUOTE=lotusking;35989858]please hlep i dont know how to masturbate what do i do[/QUOTE]
You are the only person who needs "Users' Manual" for his dick
[QUOTE=johnkane46;35995171]My record is 15 times in 6 hours.....
Wait does this count ?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bifES.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Why...It's genius! Pocket pussy on a budget! Quick, get down to the patent office, there's a fortune to be made in this!
guys....
do girls do it too... you know....?
pls thx
Havent wanked since i got a girlfriend. I do miss ol righty at times.
Just a little fun fact: You're not supposed to ram your dick into a pillow or against anything. Apparently it can fuck you up pretty bad to the point where you have to sit down to piss because you don't have a steady "stream" anymore.
Ram your dick into a pillow.
This is probably my favorite thread in Facepunch right now. Especially now that my copy of MP3 didn't arrive today, sooo...
[QUOTE=johnkane46;35995171]My record is 15 times in 6 hours.....
Wait does this count ?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bifES.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Well that's not exactly a living woman (or man) so yeah, I'd say that counts as masturbation. And an awesome idea :v:
[editline]18th May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;36003317]Just a little fun fact: You're not supposed to ram your dick into a pillow or against anything. Apparently it can fuck you up pretty bad to the point where you have to sit down to piss because you don't have a steady "stream" anymore.[/QUOTE]
I sit down anyway so it doesn't matter.
I don't ram my dick into pillows though.
Anyone mind explaining those dumbs up there for me for my post, out of curiosity.
[QUOTE=Rhenae;36003727]Anyone mind explaining those dumbs up there for me for my post, out of curiosity.[/QUOTE]
Now that you paid attention to them, you're gonna get tons more.
Some people rate you dumb for weird reasons.
[QUOTE=Rhenae;36003727]Anyone mind explaining those dumbs up there for me for my post, out of curiosity.[/QUOTE]
Edit: Oh well, moving along.
Ugh. Edit fail. Dumbs are well deserved now if ya wanna go for it.
Maybe once or twice a week, because after I do, I get really depressed. So then I fap to feel better. And feel depressed. Etc. :suicide:
A jerk a day keeps the doctor away
[QUOTE=cheetahben;35979976]Who [b]doesn't[/b] masturbate these days?[/QUOTE]
I haven't in about four andahalf years.
[QUOTE=DarkendSky;35986242]the instant i get home i basically rip my pants off with the force of my own erection and i just have at for like 12 hours
i am suffering from sleep deprivation due to this insane masturbation. please help[/QUOTE]
I used to be like that after school.
Waddling back home with a planet destroying boner tucked under my belt with my baggy shirts on (Noone noticed afaik)
Get home, noone was home parents all at work, broke my belt and trousers of with the power of a jackhammer and began having at it.
im on page 2 of this thread and i have read every single comment
is this what my life has come to? reading masturbation discussions?
[QUOTE=Charrax;35984863]I usually just shove pinecones in my anus until I reach climax.
[sp] regularly 1-2 times a day. [/sp][/QUOTE]
May I assist in that pursuit?
My penis brought me here.
The penis is an asshole. He's all: "Dude, masturbate to that." and I'm all, "No, I'm busy.". Then he's all, "Fuck you, jack it to that right now."
[QUOTE=vexx21322;36037559]The penis is an asshole. He's all: "Dude, masturbate to that." and I'm all, "No, I'm busy.". Then he's all, "Fuck you, jack it to that right now."[/QUOTE]
Because the penis doesn't care what it is, if it's porn it's porn
What a douche
2-5 times a day.
[QUOTE=vexx21322;36037559]The penis is an asshole. He's all: "Dude, masturbate to that." and I'm all, "No, I'm busy.". Then he's all, "Fuck you, jack it to that right now."[/QUOTE]
Penis does what penis wants.
somtimes i touch my dicky and it grows big :D
Up to 3 times a day.
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