The Masturbation Thread - General

I've gone from fapping like twice a day to once every 7-8 days... What happened?

Never. I....must...overcome.....hrrrngh....human....desiiires *face clenches up* *starts bleeding from mouth* GAAAARGH! *collapses*

Dude.

[QUOTE=mac338;38248735]I've gone from fapping like twice a day to once every 7-8 days... What happened?[/QUOTE] I think your hormones calmed down. Same happenend to me.

Hello dick jerking thread. I'm new here, can someone teach me some good jerking techniques to get me cumming like a pro? I want to be able to cum faster while I'm having sex and give my partner better handjobs.

*Intrigued by thread. Enters.* [QUOTE=DrBreen;37511743]I masturbated 5 minutes ago I love smelling the cum on my hands, like a farmer smells his soybeans[/QUOTE] *Forever leaves thread*

Is there a No fap November thread yet?

Once I unconsciously whistled a tune from a porno in the city, and at the crossing, another guy, a bit older, just looked at me with wide eyes. It was one of the most awkward moments of my life.

wat iz going on heer?

You guys are sick.

[QUOTE=Dictator Dean;38334429]You guys are sick.[/QUOTE] How? Please elaborate what makes masturbation sick?

[QUOTE=andololol;38342630]How? Please elaborate what makes masturbation sick?[/QUOTE] It's against God's will, obviously.

God gave me a dick, I can do whatever I want with it.

I don't understand Christians. They don't want you to touch your dick and they don't want you to sleep with people, but they still do not support abortion. Sounds like a strange contrast on the people who pretty much hate anything which would enhance the will to reproduce.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;38344711]I don't understand Christians. They don't want you to touch your dick and they don't want you to sleep with people, but they still do not support abortion. Sounds like a strange contrast on the people who pretty much hate anything which would enhance the will to reproduce.[/QUOTE] And babies are born into sin, so they're just making way for many births of 'sin', many of which won't be baptized. So they aren't really thinking this through.

I got a new computer. So I don't know how or where to hide my porn. Dammit.

I don't think I've seen anything about it in FP yet... But is anyone taking part in this years No-Fap November?

If God didn't intend for us to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms so long. So masturbate I shall.

[QUOTE='[ToRn];38350390']I don't think I've seen anything about it in FP yet... But is anyone taking part in this years No-Fap November?[/QUOTE] I didn't notice the thread and failed the challenge before I even signed up. :v:

I'm getting my fix before i get circumcised and have to wait 4-6 Weeks :/ (Phimosis)

[QUOTE=Cpl.Shepherd;38352935]If God didn't intend for us to masturbate, he wouldn't have made our arms so long. So masturbate I shall.[/QUOTE] Imagine how quickly these would have been invented if we had shorter arms so we couldn't wank [img]http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxNjAw/$(KGrHqV,!iUE6OoI5SNRBOp0sVDUS!~~60_3.JPG[/img]

Masturbation is fun :v:

If we're still in the hiding place discussion... /Music/sample music/music.mp3/BOOM

[QUOTE=Under-Pwner;38376549]If we're still in the hiding place discussion... /Music/sample music/music.mp3/BOOM[/QUOTE] or you could just encrypt your files and name it ''financial records''

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;38377442]or you could just encrypt your files and name it ''financial records''[/QUOTE] And then attempt to get called by 'windows safety whatever I forget' and direct him to that.

[QUOTE=mac338;38248735]I've gone from fapping like twice a day to once every 7-8 days... What happened?[/QUOTE] same here i just started after like 15 days :v:

I have a long distance relationship and I am so goddamn horny that I can barely hold on :v: I started being addicted to masturbation. Fuck this, it is a serious issue for me now. It even intervenes with my daily tasks and such.

[QUOTE=junker|154;38381379]I have a long distance relationship and I am so goddamn horny that I can barely hold on :v: I started being addicted to masturbation. Fuck this, it is a serious issue for me now. It even intervenes with my daily tasks and such.[/QUOTE] Just masturbate together, trust me its fucking great. :v: [editline]9th November 2012[/editline] Not all the time of course but like, before bedtime or something.

My girlfriend does not masturbate.

[QUOTE=junker|154;38386022]My girlfriend does not masturbate.[/QUOTE] She doesn't 'play DJ hero'?