I had a boner today in class that wouldn't go away so I went into the washroom at lunch to try and jerk it off and like half way through this guy walks into the stall next to me and unzips his fly and all I hear for the next 5 minutes is fap fap fap fap fap fap *uuuuughhh* fap fap fap so I slowly start to jerk off again and then the second he hears me in the stall next to him he starts to speed up...so awkward
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;38386462]I had a boner today in class that wouldn't go away so I went into the washroom at lunch to try and jerk it off and like half way through this guy walks into the stall next to me and unzips his fly and all I hear for the next 5 minutes is fap fap fap fap fap fap *uuuuughhh* fap fap fap so I slowly start to jerk off again and then the second he hears me in the stall next to him he starts to speed up...so awkward[/QUOTE]
What the actual fuck.
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I think I'm starting to lose interest in masturbating.
I get hard at some things, somethings I can just look at and not care, then if I'm jacking off, I lose my boner if I lose interest.
The fuck man, I'm only 20. This shouldn't be happening.
What is wrong with me, doctor facepunch?
[QUOTE=SatansSin;38393840]
What is wrong with me, doctor facepunch?[/QUOTE]
The next time you get a boner just go around and hit stuff using your manhood
Trust me I'm a fireman
[QUOTE='[Slendy v2.0];38393937']The next time you get a boner just go around and hit stuff using your manhood
Trust me I'm a fireman[/QUOTE]
I don't even
seriously though I'd like some help
I don't want to think I have ED
[QUOTE=SatansSin;38393969]I don't even
seriously though I'd like some help
I don't want to think I have ED[/QUOTE]
Some people have said somewhere that ED is caused by having only 1 woman in your life, being unhealthy, or having no women in your life. You better start having sex or else your body will deem your manhood as unimportant and it will shrivel away.
God damn, I seriously hate it when I have to run to the bathroom to finish myself off and my dick turns flaccid when I get there.
I then spend a good five minutes caressing my balls and jerking my unerrect dick off in attempt to salvage my boner.
If things don't go to plan I just say fuck it and go back to browsing Facepunch.
A few weeks ago I made a pocket pussy out of a latex glove, two sponges and a cup (see first page or some after that) and tried to fuck it.
It was painful.
[QUOTE=Stonem;37643130]Need suggestions on good female sextoys. Hit me.[/QUOTE]
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i went from fapping once every day (literally, if i took a shower that day, i fapped...i took showers alot) to like, last time i fapped was maybe 1 1/2 weeks ago and i dont even know why
I made my own silicone sleeve.
Shits so cash. Anybody want pics?
[QUOTE=Mysterious Mr.E;38403330]I made my own silicone sleeve.
Shits so cash. Anybody want pics?[/QUOTE]
yeah. I'd like that.
I can't fap to any actual porn any more. It just doesn't turn me on. Only R34 and hentai and stuff like that. Is this bad?
"Professional" porn is actually really bad, I heavily dislike it. There is pretty much fake and stupidity written all over them.
[QUOTE=junker|154;38404654]"Professional" porn is actually really bad, I heavily dislike it. There is pretty much fake and stupidity written all over them.[/QUOTE]
I can't take professional porn serious. sometimes, it feels fake or its so bad that its funny again.
also, girls talking dirty = instant boner kill.
I like when my girl talks dirty but in porn it is just so plain stupid.
YOU WANNA CUM IN MY MOUTH? YEAH YEAH CUM IN MY MOUTH!
you can't spell facepunch without fap
I think I masturbate too much, once a night but that's mainly my ritual to go to sleep. I've been doing it like that since 4th grade and I recently graduated. I feel bad about it sometimes, don't know why.
Any way to help slow it down some? To at least once a week or something.
[QUOTE=MShinigaki;38432945]I think I masturbate too much, once a night but that's mainly my ritual to go to sleep. I've been doing it like that since 4th grade and I recently graduated. I feel bad about it sometimes, don't know why.
Any way to help slow it down some? To at least once a week or something.[/QUOTE]
Easy. Resist just as with everything in life
[QUOTE=SatansSin;38393969]I don't even
seriously though I'd like some help
I don't want to think I have ED[/QUOTE]
[url]http://yourbrainonporn.com/[/url]
ED on this age is usually caused by over stimulation of the brain with novelty porn. (seriously like 1 % of the people in their 20's who have ED have an actual physical defect)
This is also explains the reason why the use of viagra has increase dramatically over the last 10 years for guys in their twenty's. As this also happens to be the the time in which high speed internet became available to the masses.
[QUOTE=taipan;38434064][url]http://yourbrainonporn.com/[/url]
ED on this age is usually caused by over stimulation of the brain with novelty porn. (seriously like 1 % of the people in their 20's who have ED have an actual physical defect)
This is also explains the reason why the use of viagra has increase dramatically over the last 10 years for guys in their twenty's. As this also happens to be the the time in which high speed internet became available to the masses.[/QUOTE]
So are you saying I should ignore porn, and I'll start gaining my sex drive/boner ability to keep it up?
I'm going to start being my physical(Cardio work outs) and drinking at least 6 cups of water to help with blood flow.
oh god unless you're over 35 the likely hood of you having ed is minuscule .... start utilizing actual women as your "stress relief" rather than porn itself and in about a month you'll start seeing things differently....
who the fuck needs porn when my head contains such wonderful experiences ?
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Oh god - how can this even be allowed to be seen?! Are there no standards?
No wonder kids these days cannot see the difference between too and to.
[QUOTE=HarveySpecter;38434902]oh god unless you're over 35 the likely hood of you having ed is minuscule .... start utilizing actual women as your "stress relief" rather than porn itself and in about a month you'll start seeing things differently....
who the fuck needs porn when my head contains such wonderful experiences ?[/QUOTE]
While that may be right; I do think I lost some sensitivity in my tip from using no lube at times. Does that shit come back?
[sp]I'm not talking about being circumcised or not, just in general, since I have rough hands, it may have caused some of the nerve endings in my tip to become damaged[/sp]
lol it takes a lot more than a little hand rubbing (unless you go super goku mode or something) to damage your nerves .... unless you have diabetes .... no, u don't have ed it's just that you re used to a certain level of stimulation and like everything in life u now require more to enjoy yourself ....
yes it can change if you stop doing it, and maybe start stimulating your entire penis like u would when thrusting it which is more natural ...
In a very long distance relationship, me and GF "skype" every so often, but in the last few months it's been pretty rare. This is fine except... well browsing the games that have disturbed you thread I came across a certain text RPG. And I've been uncontrollably fapping for the 2 days since.
I fapped like 5 times in just over an hour earlier. My balls are so sore ;_;
It also makes me feel really bad because when I'm with my girlfriend I can barely go more than once a day on a good day, although I put that down to her being a whole lot more satisfying than ol' Pamela Handerson :v:
5 times in an hour?
you're gonna break it man.
The girl I like amuses me because I can arouse her with words, she gets mad because then she goes to masturbate so I text erotica to her just to annoy her. :quagmire:
Why don't you go help her instead?
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