The Masturbation Thread - General

Better still; why don't you stop covertly bragging on an internet forum?

[QUOTE=axelord157;38349601]I got a new computer. So I don't know how or where to hide my porn. Dammit.[/QUOTE] change the folder's icon to the IE icon and rename it "Internet Explorer". :v

[QUOTE=axelord157;38349601]I got a new computer. So I don't know how or where to hide my porn. Dammit.[/QUOTE] 'this is not porn'

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;38438031]Why don't you go help her instead?[/QUOTE] Because she lives half-way across the world from me, if I were; A) Superman B) Rich C) Living there D) All of the above Then I would. [editline]13th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Cabbage;38438046]Better still; why don't you stop covertly bragging on an internet forum?[/QUOTE] I wasn't bragging. I made a statement. It's not my fault if I can work words on some girls.

[QUOTE=Ereunity;38439075] It's not my fault if I can work words on some girls.[/QUOTE] Still doing it! :v:

[QUOTE=Cabbage;38439134]Still doing it! :v:[/QUOTE] Uh, you do know what any person can talk to girls, or write a saucy text message and so on right?

[QUOTE=Ereunity;38439288]Uh, you do know what any person can talk to girls, or write a saucy text message and so on right?[/QUOTE] Sigh.. yes, but most people don't feel the need to broadcast this to a web forum in order to make other people feel jealous, or to enlarge your epeen.

[QUOTE=Cabbage;38439314]Sigh.. yes, but most people don't feel the need to broadcast this to a web forum in order to make other people feel jealous, or to enlarge your epeen.[/QUOTE] I wasn't trying to boost my 'epeen' and I wasn't trying to make anyone jealous. If I made you or anyone else feel jealous I apologise. I was just posting something to contribute to the thread since I myself masturbate very rarely and my friend does so fairly frequently.

[QUOTE=Ereunity;38439332]I wasn't trying to boost my 'epeen' and I wasn't trying to make anyone jealous. If I made you or anyone else feel jealous I apologise. I was just posting something to contribute to the thread since I myself masturbate very rarely and my friend does so fairly frequently.[/QUOTE] I understand. Apologies for misinterpreting you.

[QUOTE=axelord157;38349601]I got a new computer. So I don't know how or where to hide my porn. Dammit.[/QUOTE] Generally I find it's safest to put it in a long sort of folder nest, like so: [img]http://i.imgur.com/B9FnE.png[/img]

Damnit chippers I can never look at people I know the same way gain after knowing stuff like that [editline]13th November 2012[/editline] What would your brother say

I just put all of my porn folders in my Skype folder, been doing this for about five years now. Still hasn't been found.

I put my porn on my desktop. Easily fuckin accessible. [QUOTE=Ereunity;38439332]I wasn't trying to boost my 'epeen' and I wasn't trying to make anyone jealous. If I made you or anyone else feel jealous I apologise. I was just posting something to contribute to the thread since I myself masturbate very rarely and my friend does so fairly frequently.[/QUOTE] I know that feel. The girl I talk with I can make want to squirm in her seat.

[QUOTE=Regorc's Chest;38436404]In a very long distance relationship, me and GF "skype" every so often, but in the last few months it's been pretty rare. This is fine except... well browsing the games that have disturbed you thread I came across[B] a certain text RPG.[/B] And I've been uncontrollably fapping for the 2 days since. I fapped like 5 times in just over an hour earlier. My balls are so sore ;_; It also makes me feel really bad because when I'm with my girlfriend I can barely go more than once a day on a good day, although I put that down to her being a whole lot more satisfying than ol' Pamela Handerson :v:[/QUOTE] good on you mate,ive followed it for around 1 1/2 years now gotta say 5 times in an hour is waaaaay excessive most id ever go is 2 a day

[QUOTE=Regorc's Chest;38440263]Damnit chippers I can never look at people I know the same way gain after knowing stuff like that [editline]13th November 2012[/editline] What would your brother say[/QUOTE] Be glad you can't actually see what's under those black bars. ...How do you know I have a brother?

i hide porn in my steam games folders, like i put risque art into tf2's models folder :v:

[QUOTE=TRLEChippers;38444989]Be glad you can't actually see what's under those black bars. ...How do you know I have a brother?[/QUOTE] Because I know your brother. And I have you on steam. PARANOIA

Good to see this thread still alive, haven't posted here for months. I have an amazing story for you guys, One night I was feeling particularity bored, so I decided to masturbate, I wanted to make this session interesting so I thought of some ideas, as I was thinking it hit me, I was born on the 8th so I should jack off 8 times in a row. Not gonna say that I enjoyed it after the 2nd time, but at least one day I can tell this tale to my grandchildren, just like my grandfather told me about his experiences in WWII.

telling grandchildren about your wank schedule, great idea!

[QUOTE=AltFanatic;38457241]telling grandchildren about your wank schedule, great idea![/QUOTE] Back in my day we did it with a bit o' soap and a rough hand. No fancy gizmos like you young'uns have today.

Anyone else doing No Fap November? I'm still going strong. Getting harder, but I have the willpower. I think.

I lost on the first day.

[QUOTE=Cabbage;38464021]Anyone else doing No Fap November? I'm still going strong. Getting harder, but I have the willpower. I think.[/QUOTE] I got two weeks in. Then the girl I like caved in to no squip november so I fapped so we were both losers.

[QUOTE=Ereunity;38465660]I got two weeks in. Then the girl I like caved in to no squip november so I fapped so we were both losers.[/QUOTE] Gets difficult in the mornings.

[QUOTE=Cabbage;38466093]Gets difficult in the mornings.[/QUOTE] Insomnia + no fap november + raging boner that won't go away = not a good combination.

I really hate how my foreskin cracks up because I dryfap and won't bother obtaining lube. (and my foreskin is also slightly too tight which is also annoying) I fap quite unevenly and often do it in bursts. So I can go 2-7 days without fapping, but then I can also fap 3-4 times during one day, and then there are those times where it feels like it's a week since last time I fapped, but whoopdedoo, it was yesterday. [QUOTE=TRLEChippers;38439429]Generally I find it's safest to put it in a long sort of folder nest, like so: [img]http://i.imgur.com/B9FnE.png[/img][/QUOTE] I just put it in a "appdata" folder and make it hidden. Only I use the computer anyways and if I really wanted it hidden from someone for a short while I just use Easy File Locker which hides folders and files so that they actually disappear.

[QUOTE=Lord_Schrotty;38465504]I lost on the first day.[/QUOTE] Psssshh I lost No Fap November before it even started get on my level scrub

[QUOTE=Ereunity;38465660]I got two weeks in. Then the girl I like caved in to no squip november so I fapped so we were both losers.[/QUOTE]Did you fap to the thought of her losing?

Oh god, I will finally see my girlfriend after 2 months next week. I am going to unleash hell on that girl.

[QUOTE=junker|154;38485743]Oh god, I will finally see my girlfriend after 2 months next week. I am going to unleash hell on that girl.[/QUOTE]The good kind, or the bad kind?