• The Masturbation Thread
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The good kind.
[QUOTE=junker|154;38485747]The good kind.[/QUOTE] so beat her
I finally get to see my girlfriend in... 6-7 months. At least it's better than the 9 it was 2 months ago, and always getting better. On that note, what do you think of [url=http://www.lovepalz.com/index.php]LovePalz[/url]? Assuming they actually turn out to legit and good, because despite expectations both me and my girlfriend thought that they might be a good idea :V:
[QUOTE=Regorc's Chest;38486646]I finally get to see my girlfriend in... 6-7 months. At least it's better than the 9 it was 2 months ago, and always getting better. On that note, what do you think of [url=http://www.lovepalz.com/index.php]LovePalz[/url]? Assuming they actually turn out to legit and good, because despite expectations both me and my girlfriend thought that they might be a good idea :V:[/QUOTE] I might be conservative, but I find it weird. Although seems like the future is getting closer.
I think it's quite a nice idea for couples who spend a lot of time apart, personally. I've never really been in that situation, but I can quite easily imagine that it's hard to stay in contact as often as you'd like to; I'd imagine having something like that could help make the times you are in contact that much better.
[QUOTE=Regorc's Chest;38436404]In a very long distance relationship, me and GF "skype" every so often, but in the last few months it's been pretty rare. This is fine except... well browsing the games that have disturbed you thread I came across a certain text RPG. And I've been uncontrollably fapping for the 2 days since. I fapped like 5 times in just over an hour earlier. My balls are so sore ;_; It also makes me feel really bad because when I'm with my girlfriend I can barely go more than once a day on a good day, although I put that down to her being a whole lot more satisfying than ol' Pamela Handerson :v:[/QUOTE] corruption of champions?
Yes, well done
it is a modern classic, the defining work of a culture
[QUOTE=TRLEChippers;38439429]Generally I find it's safest to put it in a long sort of folder nest, like so: [img]http://i.imgur.com/B9FnE.png[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/1rdtM[/img] I find it best to change the file icon and disguise it as images or executables like this. I used to make the folders invisible, but that's annoying.
[QUOTE=Silversoda;38489197][img]http://puu.sh/1rdtM[/img] I find it best to change the file icon and disguise it as images or executables like this. I used to make the folders invisible, but that's annoying.[/QUOTE] Yes, because no one would ever try and open Minecraft? I find that method to be counter-productive. I would want to click all of those. First I would click Minecraft, because, hey, it's fucking minecraft and it's the only thing in this folder. Hey, what the fuck? It was a folder? Source.jpeg? What's that? What the... This one as well? Memories.exe? Hmmmm.... Each step just wants you to click it more and more and more.
I have my shit in plain sight. If you really wanna know what I'm in to then go on ahead, it's not my eyes you're going to burn.
[QUOTE=Cabbage;38439134]Still doing it! :v:[/QUOTE] hello i am furst time poaster i uzueally play xboxlive and go into redbit.com but i herd this plaic is prety cul 2 i gues [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529552848891.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529724830481.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529732417651.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529739599871.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529886743911.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529552848891.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529724830481.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529732417651.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529739599871.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529886743911.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529552848891.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529724830481.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529732417651.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529739599871.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529886743911.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529552848891.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529724830481.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529732417651.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529739599871.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529886743911.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529552848891.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529724830481.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529732417651.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529739599871.gif[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13529886743911.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=PikachuX1000;38493938]I have my shit in plain sight. If you really wanna know what I'm in to then go on ahead, it's not my eyes you're going to burn.[/QUOTE] I take it you only have vanilla porn or something along those veins. That boring kind of porn everyone knows about and doesn't care about.
I fap alot.-
[QUOTE=axelord157;38349601]I got a new computer. So I don't know how or where to hide my porn. Dammit.[/QUOTE] How I hid my porn [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pf.png[/IMG] basically make a complex hidden folder tree.
-regret-
[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;38497944]I have found that my penis fits quite well into one of these. [t]http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/61/30/08/72/0061300872812_500X500.jpg[/t] It is also a delicious drink.[/QUOTE] Not sure if I would want to drink that anymore after you used it, man.
Why are people hiding their porn? I have mine in the documents, explicitly labeled 'porn'... I mean, I'm the only one using the computer, and my shit has like a 16 character password that you have to enter every time you wake it up (monotonous but necessary) So I'm pretty confident nobody will even get close.
The best way to hide it is inside another folder on your desktop. Then cram the fuck out of your desktop.
the best way to hide it is to own up to looking at porn and organizing it in a single folder out in the open but not blatantly accessable
but then they tell me to delete it which i have a years worth of saving, or 810 different files.. jesus it's tiny.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;38500259]but then they tell me to delete it which i have a years worth of saving, or 810 different files.. jesus it's tiny.[/QUOTE] I only have about 7 movies and 100 pictures, my stash is pretty small
[QUOTE=Zarjk;38500259]but then they tell me to delete it which i have a years worth of saving, or 810 different files.. jesus it's tiny.[/QUOTE] why are you storing porn on a shared pc
So many fap addicts, wank wank wank. It reminds me that I need to fap too.
My family is all computer-illiterate so I never worry about them finding my porn. I never even bothered with folder labyrinths: D:/From Linux/C'est N'est Pas Une Porn Folder I thought the title was pretty creative...
[QUOTE=Pernoccuous;38500312]why are you storing porn on a shared pc[/QUOTE] not shared anymore, hehehe.
Best way to hide it is to get your own computer with a password. simple. Or just stream stuff and clear history and cookies and such
[QUOTE=Eudoxia;38503741]My family is all computer-illiterate so I never worry about them finding my porn. I never even bothered with folder labyrinths: D:/From Linux/C'est N'est Pas Une Porn Folder I thought the title was pretty creative...[/QUOTE] Creative but incorrect. You don't have 2 conjugated verbs in a same phrase. Try this: "Ce n'est pas une porn folder" (and folder in French is dossier).
[QUOTE=James xX;38504998]Creative but incorrect. You don't have 2 conjugated verbs in a same phrase. Try this: "Ce n'est pas une porn folder" (and folder in French is dossier).[/QUOTE] Thanks. I just noticed I copied it from the Magritte painting wrong :( I've been living a lie all this time.
i just have my folder hidden within about 20 "new folders" on my desktop I figure if I am horny enough to fap then I'd be willing to go through all the folders to get to the good shit but nobody would keep clicking past like 5 or so
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