The Masturbation Thread - General

Am I the only one who just stores that stuff online?

I put it in my steam folder :v:

It's on Dropbox, who knows when I have to access it. xD Or better question, where do I have to.....

I store it inside my download folder. If I'd really had to hide it, I'd put it inside a truecrypt container. I don't like browsing 200 folders to access my porn. also, the search function would still find the porn hidden behind all those folders.

[QUOTE=Xenophobia;38524441]I don't get the trend of saving porn to your computer. Sure, back when our internet standard wasn't as good as it is today, you would want to save pictures so you wouldn't have to sit there with a raging boner waiting for the images/pages to load. Now however, images load almost instantly and we can stream entire videos. If you want to watch the same thing again sometime, just bookmark that shit.[/QUOTE] - Download video in case it gets removed - Download porn you like - HD Porn - More HD Porn

HD Porn [i]is[/i] pretty good.

I only download because I've had cases of stuff getting removed. The worst part isn't that - it's the curiosity of what it was again and going on a six hour hunt only to find it was really mediocre. :v:

[QUOTE=kaukassus;38524983]- Download video in case it gets removed - Download porn you like - HD Porn - More HD Porn[/QUOTE] slap some bacon strips on that MORE BACON (and HD PORN)

Bacon porn.

i hide my porn in my AvP2 folder but theres nothing in the AvP2 folder other than the porn folder [editline]20th November 2012[/editline] it's not really hiding I just needed a place to put it and the folder was open so you know

[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;38497597]How I hid my porn [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pf.png[/IMG] basically make a complex hidden folder tree.[/QUOTE] c:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\sourcemods\download\download.rar for me.

Besides, it doesn't matter how far you nest your Wank Bank into hundreds of folders, if the perpetrator knows what he's looking for, he'll just use the search function and type in 'porn' or 'fap' or 'Busty MILF gets drilled' etc. I suppose you could rename the folder and EVERY file to something like '5439268'

[QUOTE=Cabbage;38531740]Besides, it doesn't matter how far you nest your Wank Bank into hundreds of folders, if the perpetrator knows what he's looking for, he'll just use the search function and type in 'porn' or 'fap' or 'Busty MILF gets drilled' etc. I suppose you could rename the folder and EVERY file to something like '5439268'[/QUOTE] That's why I RARed it.

[QUOTE=BlueFlash;38531963]That's why I RARed it.[/QUOTE] Does search not index RARs or something?

I used to have it hidden inside a briefcase folder named "Secret Government Intelligence."

I can't get hard unless the girl is wearing lingerie, is Ellen Page, or is wearing socks O.O [editline]20th November 2012[/editline] I hide my porn by doing: c:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\SourceFilmmaker\game\tf\sound\That Stuff\The Collection.rar

[img]http://puu.sh/1sBij[/img] I don't think I'm too obvious.

[QUOTE=nicatronTg;38535943][img]http://puu.sh/1sBij[/img] I don't think I'm too obvious.[/QUOTE] Outstanding, I must say so myself. I think you were motivated from the Arby N' Chief episode where Chief is downloading 754 GBs of porn. Just inspirational.

[QUOTE=JangoLegacy;38536001]Outstanding, I must say so myself. I think you were motivated from the Arby N' Chief episode where Chief is downloading 754 GBs of porn. Just inspirational.[/QUOTE] I think he meant his P: drive. :v:

[QUOTE=cheetahben;35979976]Who [b]doesn't[/b] masturbate these days?[/QUOTE] hello i completed "no fap 2011" and i'm currently a "no fap 2012" contestant if you'd like to know my secret simply ask.

[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;38497597]How I hid my porn [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/pf.png[/IMG] basically make a complex hidden folder tree.[/QUOTE] change file icon to nothing change file name to Alt+016 put in your mom's vacation photos folder win

[QUOTE=Raijin;38542155]hello i completed "no fap 2011" and i'm currently a "no fap 2012" contestant if you'd like to know my secret simply ask.[/QUOTE] Well what's the secret of yours then?

i never had a strong enough desire to fap since i was about 14 (i'm 21 now). that's not to say i don't have sexual desires though. [editline]21st November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Pandz;38542834]Well what's the secret of yours then?[/QUOTE] quoting for context

the difference in risking and not risking is negligible. and every dude ejaculates whether he likes it or not.

[QUOTE=Raijin;38543023]the difference in risking and not risking is negligible. and every dude ejaculates whether he likes it or not.[/QUOTE] Yeah, but I'd rather do it in a controlled environment where I have Kleenex, instead of in my sleep all over my duvet and anime body pillow

doing the laundry isn't that much of a chore. plus fresh sheets own

raijin likes sleeping in his own ejaculate [highlight](User was banned for this post ("shitposting" - MaxOfS2D))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Pernoccuous;38567053]raijin likes sleeping in his own ejaculate[/QUOTE] I like sleeping in Raijin's ejaculate as well

Welp, decided to end the 7 year streak. I feel like Lance Armstrong.

[QUOTE=Raijin;38678653]Welp, decided to end the 7 year streak. I feel like Lance Armstrong.[/QUOTE] I seriously doubt that you've lasted 7 years without fapping. My mind just can't comprehend such a thing, considering that I fap almost on a daily basis.