• The Masturbation Thread
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I fap 'erry day, how could someone last 7 years without fap. Oh he must be gettin' WD's.
[QUOTE=Soret;38711426]I fap 'erry day, how could someone last 7 years without fap. Oh he must be gettin' WD's.[/QUOTE] I don't think any guy can completely resist the urge to fap, unless of course you have a hormone imbalance. With sheer willpower sure, but to simply say, "I just don't have the urge" seems kind of silly.
[QUOTE=Cabbage;38543380]Yeah, but I'd rather do it in a controlled environment where I have Kleenex, instead of in my sleep all over my duvet and anime body pillow[/QUOTE] What the hell is a duvet?
[QUOTE=Soret;38711426]I fap every day, how could someone last 7 years without fapping. Oh he must be getting Walter Doe's.[/QUOTE] Are you claiming you masturbated before you were 7 years old?
So guys I was selfsucking and I fell over, bit the tip of my dick off. How do I put it back on
[QUOTE=zydos;38715029]So guys I was selfsucking and I fell over, bit the tip of my dick off. How do I put it back on[/QUOTE] superglue and a staple.
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;38711444]I don't think any guy can completely resist the urge to fap, unless of course you have a hormone imbalance. With sheer willpower sure, but to simply say, "I just don't have the urge" seems kind of silly.[/QUOTE] In my case, I endure it most of the time. a way to survive the urge is something like this, since I've been training how to draw stuff I had to watch porn to learn sex poses, so it's kind of normal to me, I pop out a boner but don't get aroused to the level of fapping. too bad that's a two-edged knife, after seven months I had this enormous urge, and was really stressed the entire day, I felt like a girl in her period so I put my balls out of misery. My next milestone is one year without fapping.
seven fucking months without fapping, that's some serious shit yo
[QUOTE=kaukassus;38715054]superglue and [B]a[/B] staple.[/QUOTE] Just one? [editline]5th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Dovahkiin;38715517]In my case, I endure it most of the time. a way to survive the urge is something like this, since I've been training how to draw stuff I had to watch porn to learn sex poses, so it's kind of normal to me, I pop out a boner but don't get aroused to the level of fapping. too bad that's a two-edged knife, after seven months I had this enormous urge, and was really stressed the entire day, I felt like a girl in her period so I put my balls out of misery. My next milestone is one year without fapping.[/QUOTE] How much did you fucking cum? Good lord, 7 months? I expect atleast a gallon
[QUOTE=zydos;38716266]Just one? [editline]5th December 2012[/editline] How much did you fucking cum? Good lord, 7 months? I expect atleast a gallon[/QUOTE] Shit it took quite a while. before these seven months I woke up with half my leg covered in cum, can't help if I have a wet dream. but still, seven months was the biggest achievement I got this year
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;38711444]I don't think any guy can completely resist the urge to fap, unless of course you have a hormone imbalance. With sheer willpower sure, but to simply say, "I just don't have the urge" seems kind of silly.[/QUOTE] I don't know, haven't in a week and I don't feel like it anymore. also feels like my Wang shrunk [editline]6th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Raijin;38678653]Welp, decided to end the 7 year streak. I feel like Lance Armstrong.[/QUOTE] have you not had sex in 7 years, I'm guessing you're older than 18 by the 7 years thing?
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;38711444]I don't think any guy can completely resist the urge to fap, unless of course you have a hormone imbalance.[/QUOTE] I talked to a doctor about it when I realized how unusual it felt to know that I didn't have the urge to masturbate. Apparently it's completely normal for some men to not masturbate for years on end so long as they never really started in the first place. After the first fap or two you'll start getting what's considered "normal" urges. I can completely vouch for this because I've fapped more times in the last week than I have in the previous 7 years. [editline]7th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=DesolateGrun;38730937]have you not had sex in 7 years, I'm guessing you're older than 18 by the 7 years thing?[/QUOTE] That would be an accurate guess.
discovered today i have the super power of being able to keep going even after ejaculating (after a 5 minute break of course) doesn't feel nearly as good, but i suppose the ladies could appreciate it.
[QUOTE=Cyanlime;38785245]discovered today i have the super power of being able to keep going even after ejaculating (after a 5 minute break of course) doesn't feel nearly as good, but i suppose the ladies could appreciate it.[/QUOTE] I thought every guy could do this?
[QUOTE=Chris220;38785862]I thought every guy could do this?[/QUOTE] maybe they can i'm 15 how should i know
[QUOTE=Cyanlime;38785245]discovered today i have the super power of being able to keep going even after ejaculating (after a 5 minute break of course) doesn't feel nearly as good, but i suppose the ladies could appreciate it.[/QUOTE] That's nothing. Many times after I've orgasm'd I'm still hard and I just keep going, and orgasm again. get on my level
[QUOTE=haloguy234;38786975]That's nothing. Many times after I've orgasm'd I'm still hard and I just keep going, and orgasm again. [/QUOTE] Nice
[QUOTE=Cyanlime;38785245]discovered today i have the super power of being able to keep going even after ejaculating (after a 5 minute break of course) doesn't feel nearly as good, but i suppose the ladies could appreciate it.[/QUOTE] 5 minute break? you have much to learn [editline]11th December 2012[/editline] learn to without break, and you too will land your very own Ukrainian mail-order bride
Strange. For me, it usually requires at least 20 minutes
Anyone else shoot for mile after mile? Its rather annoying trying to clean up the mess, especially when it gets caught in your hair. spent half an hour in the shower washing my hair last time.
On day 10 of a 90 day nofap. (Previous record is 16 days) Got a GF though but I only see her once every 1-2 weeks due to distance.
Sometimes when I fap way too often I get some swollen veins in my dick and that's so annoying.
[QUOTE=B3njisaur;38792133]Anyone else shoot for mile after mile? Its rather annoying trying to clean up the mess, especially when it gets caught in your hair. spent half an hour in the shower washing my hair last time.[/QUOTE] When I don't shoot the moon I feel unaccomplished
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38795108]When I don't shoot the moon I feel unaccomplished[/QUOTE] Lol
Gonna try to stop jacking off just to see if I can and see what the effects are. I stopped for a week and a half and felt a bit happier and more confident, then started again cuz of the hot girls thread. Pretty sure it's all in my head but if it works, it works.
[QUOTE=Hiighwire;38795823]Gonna try to stop jacking off just to see if I can and see what the effects are. I stopped for a week and a half and felt a bit happier and more confident, then started again cuz of the hot girls thread. Pretty sure it's all in my head but if it works, it works.[/QUOTE] There is some proof about the bad effects it can have here: [url]http://www.yourbrainonporn.com/[/url]
[QUOTE=Hiighwire;38795823]Gonna try to stop jacking off just to see if I can and see what the effects are. I stopped for a week and a half and felt a bit happier and more confident, then started again cuz of the hot girls thread. Pretty sure it's all in my head but if it works, it works.[/QUOTE] When you orgasm, your serotonin levels decrease. Having a low amount of serotonin makes you feel less productive. This is why people who are called chronic masturbators do nothing but masturbate. On the other hand, having a high amount of serotonin is also dangerous. Which is why many doctors say the healthy amount of orgasms is 3 per week.
Having a masturbating frenzy due to not having had sex for a month. Kill me
I need to get a blowjob, haven't had one for a month now and I'm jerking off a lot every time I think about it.
Why don't you guys do the smart thing and put your porn on a flashdrive? I hide my porn in the technical looking folders on mine.
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