The Masturbation Thread - General

Alright thanks. [sp]"I have a tendency to lick the tip of my thumb"[/sp]

You owe me a story because typing with phones is painful

[QUOTE=Cowabanga;38819557]You owe me a story because typing with phones is painful[/QUOTE] Nah, not really. I mean, I've got a phone since tuesday, I find typing with it rather easy once you're used to it.

[QUOTE=DatWut?;38819709]Nah, not really. I mean, I've got a phone since tuesday, I find typing with it rather easy once you're used to it.[/QUOTE] SwiftKey doesn't really like facepunch and the bbcode tags.

[QUOTE=Cowabanga;38819557]You owe me a story because typing with phones is painful[/QUOTE] One time I was fapping and just as I was about to cum my brother walked in so I quickly shoved my dick into my pants. I literally jizzed in my pants.

[QUOTE=Cowabanga;38819101]Oh please, it doesn't even taste that good. Kinda salty from what I've tried. [editline]14th December 2012[/editline] Oh fuck I didn't mean to put it that way I meant I accidentally tried it once because I forgot to completely clean up and shit happened and yeah[/QUOTE] I intentionally tasted my own cum. there aint no shame in my game

I've been participating in No-Fap 2012. So close to the end and I can almost taste it. [editline]13th December 2012[/editline] That unfortunately fitting above post

Do you guys talk about tasting cum in this thread a lot. Is it as something as delicate as tasting wine because it looks like you guys would not mind swallowing.

what would be a normal color and smell of jizz? i want to know if/when something is wrong.

why is this thread still active

[QUOTE=Raijin;38824513]what would be a normal color and smell of jizz? i want to know if/when something is wrong.[/QUOTE] It should be pink and has the smell of flowers

yeah, if it's white then you probably have dick cancer

[QUOTE=Qubik;38824567]why is this thread still active[/QUOTE] Because [I]we[/I] are still active. :v:

[QUOTE=DatWut?;38826729]Because [I]we[/I] are still active. :v:[/QUOTE] [i]Sexually[/i] active... with our hands... and mouths.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;38829818][i]Sexually[/i] active... with our hands... and mouths.[/QUOTE] I tried sucking my own dick. I couldn't reach it.

[QUOTE=DatWut?;38829894]I tried sucking my own dick. I couldn't reach it.[/QUOTE] Apparently, you can train your spine to allow you to do so, but I have no idea how.

[QUOTE=DatWut?;38829894]I tried sucking my own dick. I couldn't reach it.[/QUOTE] Did you try the rollback technique? [QUOTE=Scarabix;36224495]My friends calls it the rollback technique. You sit naked on the floor, a wall a half meter away from your back, you roll over your back, put your feet on the wall, and try to slowly "walk down" until your feet are as close to your shoulders as possible.[/QUOTE]

I started going to the gym again. It really helps me out reducing my amount of masturbation, I definitly recommend it to anyone :v:

[QUOTE=junker|154;38837537]I started going to the gym again. It really helps me out reducing my amount of masturbation, I definitly recommend it to anyone :v:[/QUOTE] You assume I want to reduce the amount of my masturbation.

Since I was seperated from my girlfriend for a while now I masturbated like 4 to 8 times a day, it's even preventing me from daily tasks. That's not really great :v:

What would facepunch consider an unhealthy cronic masturbater

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38838224]What would facepunch consider an unhealthy cronic masturbater[/QUOTE] More than 1 time a day.

I once jerked off 5 times in one day, my dick hurt after that.

[QUOTE=blah2;38838381]More than 1 time a day.[/QUOTE] Ok good because I only do it like 3-4 times a week. I really need a mate.

[QUOTE=DatWut?;38829894]I tried sucking my own dick. I couldn't reach it.[/QUOTE] I used to as a kid. Too painful to attempt now. Wasn't that good either, imo.

Quick, someone tell me what the best pocket pussy type thing is

cheese grater

leather couch

[QUOTE=haloguy234;38801325]When you orgasm, your serotonin levels decrease. Having a low amount of serotonin makes you feel less productive.[/QUOTE] That's bullshit, everytime after I fap, my mind explodes with ideas that I soon begin to execute.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;38830038]Apparently, you can train your spine to allow you to do so, but I have no idea how.[/QUOTE] I rather suck someone else's dick.