The Masturbation Thread - General

[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;38840646]I once jerked off 5 times in one day, my dick hurt after that.[/QUOTE] When I was way younger, I did it at least 3 times a day. I had some wounds on my dick.

[QUOTE=ripsipiirakk;38842915]I rather suck someone else's dick.[/QUOTE] I've done that before, it was pretty good, if you enjoy dick.

anyone here have experience with prostate stimulation?

[QUOTE=Raijin;38863315]anyone here have experience with prostate stimulation?[/QUOTE] Actually yes I have. Just stick a couple of fingers up your arse. Simple as that.

I'm somewhat of a germaphobe, any way to get around that?

anti-bacterial soap [sp]after of course don't try using it as lube :V[/sp]

what about surgical gloves

clean your dirty asshole and put on gloves lube them push inside anus

basically what tehwhale said

Don't use soap.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;38866991]Don't use soap.[/QUOTE] tbh I don't think anyone is retarded enough to use soap

Use bengay instead!

does anyone have brazzers/bangbros/realitykings passwords

masturbation != porn

[QUOTE=leap wide;38875165]does anyone have brazzers/bangbros/realitykings passwords[/QUOTE] You might get lucky with [url]http://undiscoveredpwds.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;38795086]Sometimes when I fap way too often I get some swollen veins in my dick and that's so annoying.[/QUOTE] I'm glad I'm not the only one. I developed a penile lymphocele last week and it scared the fuck outta me. I kept fapping like a madman regardless though...

[QUOTE=bull04;38881093]I'm glad I'm not the only one. I developed a penile lymphocele last week and it scared the fuck outta me. I kept fapping like a madman regardless though...[/QUOTE] I panicked like shit the first time it happened to me. I googled about it and found out that it's not something that i should flip my shit over and that I should avoid playing with my thing for a while to get it fixed. I even came across this [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=833361]thread[/url] during my research.

My record is 11 times in one day

mine is twice. felt like shit afterwards so it's unlikely I'll ever try for more

Is it bad that I can masturbate about 2 times a day and not feel like shit afterwards?

What I hate about masturbation is that right after climaxing I feel pissed off because now I have a mess to clean up and I feel like filth.

[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;38886461]What I hate about masturbation is that right after climaxing I feel pissed off because now I have a mess to clean up and I feel like filth.[/QUOTE] [img]https://www.ptsdforum.org/c/attachments/facial_tissue_box2-jpg.15753/[/img] ?

I've found toilet paper to be more effective.

protein

Anyone else wank every Christmas? It's become a tradition. Let it snow Facepunch!

[QUOTE=Justin Case;38973102]Anyone else wank every Christmas? It's become a tradition. Let it snow Facepunch![/QUOTE] I had christmas sex, does that count?

[QUOTE=Chris220;38973193]I had christmas sex, does that count?[/QUOTE] You've come to the wrong neighbourhood motherfucker.

Um, are you guys serious? I masturbate WAY more than around 2 times a day... Although some days I wont do it at all. But most of the time I masturbate at least 1 or 2 times a day. Way more if I don't have anything to do with friends/school or I'm tired of video games and my roommate is gone. Holy shit, help? I'm seriously worried. Sometimes I do it for hours on end which I know was terrible but I've been doing more frequent long sessions lately. Help. Seriously.

[QUOTE=Raijin;38886743]I've found toilet paper to be more effective.[/QUOTE] I find my tongue works quite nicely.

I don't get it. Why do we need a thread about masturbation? Do you discuss advanced masturbation techniques or something?