Dear FP members, I have found myself some jewel not long ago, and I think it's time for you to finally experience it.
Behold - [url]www.dixvi.com[/url] . Updated almost daily with always working passwords.
Note, do not fucking screw with the accounts in any way, or else this site will eventually use credibility. Just get account:password; watch videos; logout.
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;38977886]I don't get it. Why do we need a thread about masturbation?
Do you discuss advanced masturbation techniques or something?[/QUOTE]
So we can glorify all the spoo that covers our hands.
ive been starting to go nuts and doing it like 3-4 times a day
but i've been stuck home sick bored as fuck so i guess thats part of it
Tissues/bum-fodder makes a horrible clean-up aid. Obvious in trash can, leaves behind strands at times, wasted effort.
All glory to the grey-colored boxers. Instant clean-up, washable, doesn't look conspicuous, soft on skin.
WHY THE HELL IS THIS THE MOST POPULAR THREAD RIGHT NOW?
shit.
since last time, I started to feel urges somedays.
It might take a while to get rid of masturbation like before.
[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;38977891]Dear FP members, I have found myself some jewel not long ago, and I think it's time for you to finally experience it.
Behold - [url]www.dixvi.com[/url] . Updated almost daily with always working passwords.
Note, do not fucking screw with the accounts in any way, or else this site will eventually use credibility. Just get account:password; watch videos; logout.[/QUOTE]
sir.
you just made my christmas.
dl'ing like every video from 1 site onto a 2TB hard drive.
[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;38977891]Dear FP members, I have found myself some jewel not long ago, and I think it's time for you to finally experience it.
Behold - [url]www.dixvi.com[/url] . Updated almost daily with always working passwords.
Note, do not fucking screw with the accounts in any way, or else this site will eventually use credibility. Just get account:password; watch videos; logout.[/QUOTE]
no clubstripes/sexyfur
0/10 would not click again
Since I'm sure you guys watch a lot of porn, what are some sexy lines you've heard a man say to a woman, or a male sub say to a male dom?
I have no idea what this thread is about..
Wait, oh.
Ok, I'm outta here.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38993363]Since I'm sure you guys watch a lot of porn, what are some sexy lines you've heard a man say to a woman, or a male sub say to a male dom?[/QUOTE]
I dont watch porn with dialogue. Im far beyond that. I watch the down and dirty stuff.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38993363]Since I'm sure you guys watch a lot of porn, what are some sexy lines you've heard a man say to a woman, or a male sub say to a male dom?[/QUOTE]
Aha. Ahaha.
Porn with sexy dialogue. Wish I had some to give you, but most of it is just god awful. It's why I prefer there to be none, or in a language I don't understand. Nothing is worse than hearing COCK PUSSY SLUT repeated at breakneck speeds.
this thread is fucked up.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;38500259] jesus it's tiny.[/QUOTE]
That's what yo girlfriend s-... You know what? This thread is pitiful enough as it is. I'll save it.
I was smacking the sausage while taking a shower the other day, and not only did it take forever to finish, but I almost passed out afterwards. Help?
Sometimes I jerk off.
[QUOTE=Toasted Lemon;39000781]I was smacking the sausage while taking a shower the other day, and not only did it take forever to finish, but I almost passed out afterwards. Help?[/QUOTE]
don't forget to breathe while masturbating.
its important.
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;38886461]What I hate about masturbation is that right after climaxing I feel pissed off because now I have a mess to clean up and I feel like filth.[/QUOTE]
I hate having to take a long piss in the dead of night after fapping.
Idk if I posted here before but even though I tried touching myself at age 12 I couldn't figure out how to orgasm until recently (14) when another girl showed me the wonders of having a clitoris. For 2 years I thought I was asexual.
[QUOTE=plants;39002733]Idk if I posted here before but even though I tried touching myself at age 12 I couldn't figure out how to orgasm until recently (14) when another girl showed me the wonders of having a clitoris. For 2 years I thought I was asexual.[/QUOTE]
o: girls masturbate?
*mind blown*
[QUOTE=SexualShark;38997179]this thread is fucked up.[/QUOTE]
no its about fapping
I managed to have a wank while in the same room as my parents without them noticing.
Am I now a [i]master[/i]bater? :rimshot:
[QUOTE=Matrix374;39004733]I managed to have a wank while in the same room as my parents without them noticing.
Am I now a [i]master[/i]bater? :rimshot:[/QUOTE]
While it's impressive that you could agitate your Solid Snake that secretly, that's just weird to do it near your parents.
Haven't fapped for four days straight. I used to 1-2 times a day
I can't tell if not fapping is making me into a more energized person and I've been getting decent sleep. Is that even am effect?
[QUOTE=Toasted Lemon;39008969]While it's impressive that you could agitate your Solid Snake that secretly, that's just weird to do it near your parents.[/QUOTE]
Special cir[i]cum[/i]stances calls for special action.
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;39011209]Haven't fapped for four days straight. I used to 1-2 times a day
I can't tell if not fapping is making me into a more energized person and I've been getting decent sleep. Is that even am effect?[/QUOTE]
Yes your testosterone level builds up after not masturbating for a few days and makes you feel better/ have more energy, etc. I notice an effect as well, and don't masturbate everyday because of it. So there's a benefit in finding the balance between faps. Also orgasms feel better after a few days worth of testosterone buildup.
Um
So far, I haven't fapped in 2013 yet, and I better hope that when my ex is coming tonight, she either wants them break-up sex or has gotten really ugly
[QUOTE=Campin Carl;39053627]So far, I haven't fapped in 2013 yet, and I better hope that when my ex is coming tonight, she either wants them break-up sex or has gotten really ugly[/QUOTE]
I avoid hooking up with ex's because somehow it surpasses the shame of being with them the first time.
I got myself a Fleshlight
[url]http://i.imgur.com/mXZly.jpg[/url]
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