Facepunch, I don't want to do it anymore. As in, I want to, but I don't have any urge to, something is wrong, oh so very wrong. I'm the most depraved person I know, so this can't be good.
I have a very low sex drive and tend to wank out of boredom rather than horniness.
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;35997589]Circle jerks?
Do we have any goonerbaters on FP [other than me [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-haw.gif[/img]]?[/QUOTE]
holy shit i really wished i would never see that word again im 13 years old again and the world is terrible
[editline]2nd June 2012[/editline]
why am i even in this thread
i blame akz
Having a girlfriend with low or no sex drive = Fapping ca. once a week to prevent stress.
About 2 times a week, in a sexual relationship though
i use my mind to jack off.
[QUOTE=mastfire;36171427]i use my mind to jack off.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=158243&dateline=1332066487[/img]
Anything from none for a few days, to 4 times a day, my schedule being the leading cause in variances.
[QUOTE=johnkane46;35995171][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bifES.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
If you microwave that for 10-15 seconds it won't feel like you're banging a corpse
How can people be so horny?
I've at most done it twice in one day. Usually once or twice a week. I can go a week or two without fapping.
~[del]Straight[/del]Normal people~ :v:
An acquaintance of mine said that it's important to use some sort of lube because doing it dry makes your penis too sensitive for when you actually get some.
Whether this is try or not, I don't know.
I just use spit.
He also said not to climax to porn (Oops). It's pretty much conditioning and you'll have to unlearn in order to ejaculate when not watching porn, which I kinda believe due to experience.
[QUOTE=starpoo90;36173668]An acquaintance of mine said that it's important to use some sort of lube because doing it dry makes your penis too sensitive for when you actually get some.
Whether this is try or not, I don't know.
I just use spit.
He also said not to climax to porn (Oops). It's pretty much conditioning and you'll have to unlearn in order to ejaculate when not watching porn, which I kinda believe due to experience.[/QUOTE]
I have no problem jacking off without porn. In fact, it's even easier and better than with it tbh.
[QUOTE=Cyanlime;36166956]I have a very low sex drive and tend to wank out of boredom rather than horniness.[/QUOTE]
This pretty much. I'm usually really bored at night and do it to kill 30 mins so I'll be more tired.
Used to be once a day. Now I just skip a few days in between due to being too tired.
For some reason, multiple (unrelated) people are obsessed with the question of whether I masturbate or not. Apparently one of the reasons is because I prefer not to speak about girls as if they're pieces of meat.
Once or twice a day, breaks are for pussies
[QUOTE=jaykray;36176685]For some reason, multiple (unrelated) people are obsessed with the question of whether I masturbate or not. Apparently one of the reasons is because I prefer not to speak about girls as if they're pieces of meat.[/QUOTE]
man you're gay lol
[QUOTE=Hiighwire;36176641]I have no problem jacking off without porn. In fact, it's even easier and better than with it tbh.[/QUOTE]
It's a bit half and half for me.
Why am I reading this?
Because you wish to conform and be with people who share your [I]interests[/I].
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;35980257]People in sexual relationships...[/QUOTE]
I still masturbate in the car while driving over to plow some broad.
-snip-
So do we really need an entire thread solely devoted to masturbation?
[QUOTE=_jesterk;36178324]So do we really need an entire thread solely devoted to masturbation?[/QUOTE]
Facepunch says that signs are pointing to yes.
[QUOTE=_jesterk;36178324]So do we really need an entire thread solely devoted to masturbation?[/QUOTE]
well we have a thread dedicated to spamming anime cat girl images so i dont see why not
[QUOTE=Clyde (Irish);36034083]im on page 2 of this thread and i have read every single comment
is this what my life has come to? reading masturbation discussions?[/QUOTE]
more like what your life has [I]improved[/I] to
I started masturbating when I was 9. Got my technique down and everything.
got boring, bought a fleshlight, how many more days of pounding this till im bored again
You men and your Fapping.
Personally, I use a Baseball bat/Cricket Bat/Anything long without a sharp end. Mine have rubber hand grips, so it's fair to say it's -almost- as good as a Dick.
[QUOTE=nimaratu;36186696]You men and your Fapping.
Personally, I use a Baseball bat/Cricket Bat/Anything long without a sharp end. Mine have rubber hand grips, so it's fair to say it's -almost- as good as a Dick.[/QUOTE]
Assuming you're a girl you have just managed to make at least 60% of the people in this thread masturbate.
Indeed, I am a girl. My mission in making people masturbate is complete.
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