The Masturbation Thread - General

[QUOTE=jaykray;36187179]Assuming you're a girl you have just managed to make at least 60% of the people in this thread masturbate.[/QUOTE] I'm more concerned with the fact that she's able to fit a bat in her vagina.

Fapping is like smoking... You can't stop

[QUOTE=DDmaster;36193736]Fapping is like smoking... You can't stop[/QUOTE] And when you finally attempt to, you turn into a raging psychopath.

Now that I have sex on a regular basis, I thought that my amount of fapping would decrease. But now it is even more.

I often fap out of boredom.

this thread is literally disgusting

It's like... when I'm at the PC and alone at home, I think "nothing to do, lets fap".

The first time I masturbated, I was all alone with a Venus fly trap, and I said to myself "You know what? I want this Venus fly trap to become a penis fly trap!" I then laughed at my own hilarious and witty pun for several minutes. After that, I said to the Venus fly trap "Hey buddy, you know whats about to happen?" and hes like "I can't think or speak because I'm a plant" and I was like "OK whatever" and then I shoved my cock right down its throat, and I was like "Yeah, ye wait no this was a terrible idea, this was-was painful, why did I do this?" and that is my story of how my dick got bit off, by a penis fly trap. Goodbye, thanks for listening!

O god what Anyways I just think it's funny that my parents are concerned about me having magazines / materialistic version of porn.... When I'm allowed full access to the internet.

I know someone on steam who keeps leaving discussions because she faps way too often. She let me fap to her once. She also told me and other friends that we were fap material. Our friendship is faptastic.

[QUOTE=Zambies!;36202978]The first time I masturbated, I was all alone with a Venus fly trap, and I said to myself "You know what? I want this Venus fly trap to become a penis fly trap!" I then laughed at my own hilarious and witty pun for several minutes. After that, I said to the Venus fly trap "Hey buddy, you know whats about to happen?" and hes like "I can't think or speak because I'm a plant" and I was like "OK whatever" and then I shoved my cock right down its throat, and I was like "Yeah, ye wait no this was a terrible idea, this was-was painful, why did I do this?" and that is my story of how my dick got bit off, by a penis fly trap. Goodbye, thanks for listening![/QUOTE] [URL="http://audioboo.fm/boos/415953-don-t-ever-get-romantically-involved-with-plants"]If anyone is interested where he found this.[/URL]

[QUOTE=Scarabix;36207115]I know someone on steam who keeps leaving discussions because she faps way too often. She let me fap to her once. She also told me and other friends that we were fap material. Our friendship is faptastic.[/QUOTE] You know girls can't fap right?

Never! masturbation is dark sided.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;36209828]You know girls can't fap right?[/QUOTE] Hand goes in snatch

Can anyone else piss straight after masturbating or is just me? [QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;36209828]You know girls can't fap right?[/QUOTE] I guess you could call it poking or fisting

[QUOTE=Michael haxz;36213194]Can anyone else piss straight after masturbating or is just me?[/QUOTE] Well since I can hold onto sperm a bit after cuming, I always get rid of the semen in the toilet bowl, and generally I make full profit of my current location to take a pee. Actually, recently fapping has become my primary reason to pee.

[QUOTE=Scarabix;36207115]I know someone on steam who keeps leaving discussions because she faps way too often. She let me fap to her once. She also told me and other friends that we were fap material. Our friendship is faptastic.[/QUOTE] I want names. :v:

Ashton Pierce. Thank me later.

[QUOTE=DatWut?;36213465]I want names. :v:[/QUOTE] Horny girls aren't that hard to find on the internet. Now horny girls that plays gaems, are gingers and also are into the same bizzare shit as me, that's pretty hard to find. I think we're already a good bunch of perverts in that section, and that we already get around about enough by ourselves, sorry. [sp]She is pretty shy anyways, and tends to go apeshit at times, so you are PROBABLY better off not knowing her[/sp]

Doesn't constant masturbation do bad shit to your dick? Like too much causes premature ejaculation or something? Seriously I've been hearing so much shit about it lately I don't know what's what.

[QUOTE=CrispexOps;36193710]I'm more concerned with the fact that she's able to fit a bat in her vagina.[/QUOTE] i am to it would either be extremely painful or her vagina is wide enough you could drive in to it now on topic 2-5 a day

I just found out that doing it dry causes hypersensitivity, leading to a short, shitty experience the day you actually get it in. How the fuck do you fix that?

[QUOTE=Adelle Zhu;36216937]I just found out that doing it dry causes hypersensitivity, leading to a short, shitty experience the day you actually get it in. How the fuck do you fix that?[/QUOTE] Start using any kind of lube.

[QUOTE=starpoo90;36216969]Start using any kind of lube.[/QUOTE] any suggestions? and don't fucking say Bengay.

Hi guys. I have this [quote]Pain In Back Of Head - Pain In Back Of Head While Masturbating Scientists have found that men are more probable than women to be telling the truth if they say not tonight darling I've got a headache. A team of German researchers have begun to investigate the occurrence of sexual headaches - a condition known as Orgasmic Cephalgia. They have revealed that it is three times more likely to strike men. The headaches usually come on unexpectedly around the point of orgasm, and can be very severe. The researchers consider the condition affects around one in a 100 people at least once during a lifetime, but some people are afflicted on a regular basis. Although the precise causes are not yet understood, it is thought that the state may be linked to the increased blood flow and dilation of blood vessels that occur during sex. The German team is carrying out research intending to solve the mystery. They stress that people do not develop the condition as a result of particular partners or certain sexual habits. Neither is it linked to any form of brain injury or disease. It is most common among the young people, and is most likely to strike for the first time between the ages of 20 and 25. Researchers Dr Achim Frese and Dr Stefan Evers who are from the University of Munster actually examined patients who had complained of sexual headaches. Dr Frese, who presented preliminary results from the study during a meeting of the European Federation of Neurological Societies in Vienna discussed that they found that the vast majority of patients suffered from an explosive and very severe headache starting suddenly around the orgasm. The others suffered from a dreary headache with the pain increasing more gradually before the orgasm. Typically, sexual headaches appeared in bouts of a few weeks duration and resolved themselves quite spontaneously. Most patients had only one bout while others had almost two or three. For men and boys with a tight foreskin that can not draw in off the head, a condition which is known as phimosis, the skin can usually be stretched to comfortably slide on and off the head. Stretching the foreskin works in about 9 out of 10 cases, making circumcision hardly ever necessary.[/quote] [url]http://www.articledoctor.com/back-pain/pain-in-back-of-head---pain-in-back-of-head-while-masturbating-2569[/url] and it sucks.

Everyday, twice.

Just figured out I can lick the head (and a little bit under) of my penis. You should try this.

Guys, you say doing it dry causes hypersensivity, but what if you have that mythical thing called a "Foreskin"?

[QUOTE=cis.joshb;36219258]Just figured out I can lick the head (and a little bit under) of my penis. You should try this.[/QUOTE] Yeah, everybody can provided you have a long enough dick and know of the rollback technique. It's pretty useful for those days you don't have any porn.

[QUOTE=Scarabix;36220358]Yeah, everybody can provided you have a long enough dick and know of the rollback technique. It's pretty useful for those days you don't have any porn.[/QUOTE] Rollback technique? I'm suddenly interested.