• The Masturbation Thread
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[QUOTE=Scarabix;36220358]Yeah, everybody can provided you have a long enough dick and know of the rollback technique. It's pretty useful for those days you don't have any porn.[/QUOTE] Define "long enough". I think mine is quite long, I still can't lick it (though I'd love to).
mine is only 1" is that long enough
[QUOTE=DatWut?;36221585]Define "long enough". I think mine is quite long, I still can't lick it (though I'd love to).[/QUOTE] Licking it is impossible without the technique or incredible flexibility. [QUOTE=Maximo13;36220745]Rollback technique? I'm suddenly interested.[/QUOTE] My friends calls it the rollback technique. You sit naked on the floor, a wall a half meter away from your back, you roll over your back, put your feet on the wall, and try to slowly "walk down" until your feet are as close to your shoulders as possible. Then you can suck your own dick, come back to this thread and thank me. Although you probably won't be able to get more than an inch in, really. But hey, at least you got the tip, that's the best part of the dick!
[QUOTE=GreenBH;35979646] So how often do you masturbate? Do you even do it at all?[/QUOTE] Not that often lately. Probably about once a week.
I've been caught 14 times, and I still can't stop
why are people treating masturbation like an addiction?? it's normal everyone masturbates, if they say they don't they're lying [editline]6th June 2012[/editline] what this thread needs is some techniques among other things
I personally don't, but does anyone here shove a finger or two up their ass whilst masturbating?
[QUOTE=venn178;36024901]I haven't in about four andahalf years.[/QUOTE] I do it to reduce my risk of getting prostate cancer.
Sucking your thumbs can give you AIDS
[QUOTE=pajanus;36225236][B]I personally don't[/B], but does anyone here shove a finger or two up their ass whilst masturbating?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=pajanus;36225236][B]I personally don't[/B][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=pajanus;36225236]shove a finger or two up their ass whilst masturbating[/QUOTE] Suuuuuurreeee :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=Scarabix;36224495] My friends calls it the rollback technique. You sit naked on the floor, a wall a half meter away from your back, you roll over your back, put your feet on the wall, and try to slowly "walk down" until your feet are as close to your shoulders as possible.[/QUOTE] Oh, that's what I use and it works well, but I thought you had an easier technique.
Can damage your neck pretty bad.
[QUOTE=jaykray;36225925]Can damage your neck pretty bad.[/QUOTE] It shouldn't unless you're fooling around or forcing yourself (which I should stop doing)
[QUOTE=Maximo13;36226121]It shouldn't unless you're fooling around or forcing yourself (which I should stop doing)[/QUOTE] I think forcing yourself counts as rape.
[QUOTE=jaykray;36226143]I think forcing yourself counts as rape.[/QUOTE] ~
I have two penises for reliability, Therefore I can have my bitch on the left and my homemade Susan Boyle doll on the right. It's more pleasurable this way.
[QUOTE=Van-man;36225511]Suuuuuurreeee :rolleyes:[/QUOTE] It's only gay if you're thinking it's a dick.
[QUOTE=starpoo90;36229495]It's only gay if you're thinking it's a dick.[/QUOTE] still not gay only until balls touch
[QUOTE=Maximo13;36220223]Guys, you say doing it dry causes hypersensivity, but what if you have that mythical thing called a "Foreskin"?[/QUOTE] Nope, parents decided to have someone cut it off for no reason because of a mythical man in the sky.
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;35980257]People in sexual relationships...[/QUOTE] Maybe if your girlfriend is with you every waking moment
[QUOTE=Scarabix;36224495]Licking it is impossible without the technique or incredible flexibility. My friends calls it the rollback technique. You sit naked on the floor, a wall a half meter away from your back, you roll over your back, put your feet on the wall, and try to slowly "walk down" until your feet are as close to your shoulders as possible. Then you can suck your own dick, come back to this thread and thank me. Although you probably won't be able to get more than an inch in, really. But hey, at least you got the tip, that's the best part of the dick![/QUOTE] That was just hurts my neck like shit. I stand up and push against my back with one hand and hold my cock with the other. It helps a lot to take a hot shower to loosen up.
[QUOTE=DatWut?;36221585]Define "long enough". I think mine is quite long, I still can't lick it (though I'd love to).[/QUOTE] I'm one of those people blessed with both 'reach' and flexibility, I don't even need the rollback technique. I can just sit down and do it, or even if I'm standing up.
[QUOTE=pajanus;36225236]I personally don't, but does anyone here shove a finger or two up their ass whilst masturbating?[/QUOTE] has anybody ever wanted three men to just shit all over their chest while listening to anime music and being sucked off by a fish I haven't but it's something I heard people might be interested in getting together and doing next friday [QUOTE=12voltsdc;36226595]I have two penises for reliability, Therefore I can have my bitch on the left and my homemade Susan Boyle doll on the right. It's more pleasurable this way.[/QUOTE] *grab2 diick2*
[QUOTE=Rebi;36231533]I'm one of those people blessed with both 'reach' and flexibility, I don't even need the rollback technique. I can just sit down and do it, or even if I'm standing up.[/QUOTE] I only have reach, which is why I have to force my back in bursts to reach up to my cock.
I used to be able to do Autofellatio about two years ago, but it pains my back too much to make it worth it anymore.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;36224495]Licking it is impossible without the technique or incredible flexibility. My friends calls it the rollback technique. You sit naked on the floor, a wall a half meter away from your back, you roll over your back, put your feet on the wall, and try to slowly "walk down" until your feet are as close to your shoulders as possible. Then you can suck your own dick, come back to this thread and thank me. Although you probably won't be able to get more than an inch in, really. But hey, at least you got the tip, that's the best part of the dick![/QUOTE] Got to try that.
Im on this new medication and so far its been helping with my nerves but it makes it hard to ahem release
Damn my family.. Cant a man have a good wank on the toilet without getting bothered?!? IS IT TO HARD TO ASK!?
When fapping to pics on different tabs, does other people also have problems choosing which tab finish to?
I use my imagination to wank [editline]7th June 2012[/editline] This is informative
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