[QUOTE=Scarabix;36207115]I know someone on steam who keeps leaving discussions because she faps way too often.
She let me fap to her once. She also told me and other friends that we were fap material.
Our friendship is faptastic.[/QUOTE]
If she faps then I have some bad news for you...
It's kinda awkward to read about people [del]doing autofellatio[/del] sucking their own dick when you know how they look like.
What's autofellatio?
[QUOTE=DatWut?;36235989]What's autofellatio?[/QUOTE]
Cars that give you blowjobs.
sucking your own dick
[QUOTE=schleimgurke1;36236812]sucking your own dick[/QUOTE]
Additionally, "auto-" typically means "self".
[QUOTE=mac338;36236566]Cars that give you blowjobs.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.comedy-blog.de/bilder/auspuff.JPG[/IMG]
once or twice an hour
[QUOTE=Scarabix;36224495]
My friends calls it the rollback technique. You sit naked on the floor, a wall a half meter away from your back, you roll over your back, put your feet on the wall, and try to slowly "walk down" until your feet are as close to your shoulders as possible.
Then you can suck your own dick, come back to this thread and thank me. Although you probably won't be able to get more than an inch in, really. But hey, at least you got the tip, that's the best part of the dick![/QUOTE]
Like, I know we're in the masturbation thread, but that sounds incredibly sad.
Once every day or two, I also heard that fapping makes you climax faster or something so when you want to have a child you wouldn't be able to fertilize the egg because it wouldn't be ready at time, is that true?
[QUOTE=Registered User;36238761]Rule 34?[/QUOTE]
Fun fact: there's [I]one[/I] thing on the Internet that doesn't have rule 34.
Porn.
There is not a single porn-on-porn porn on the Internet (yet).
[QUOTE=mac338;36239208]
Porn.
There is not a single porn-on-porn porn on the Internet (yet).[/QUOTE]
Porn of someone watching porn, it exists. Therefore Rule 34 is still in action.
[QUOTE=Cowabanga;36238932]Once every day or two, I also heard that fapping makes you climax faster or something so when you want to have a child you wouldn't be able to fertilize the egg because it wouldn't be ready at time, is that true?[/QUOTE]
I hear shit like that about masterbation to. Causes premature ejaculation, faster climax, gets rid of the urge to have sex, makes it harder for you to achieve an erection, shit like that.
From what I've heard though it's all bullshit...but I'm not exactly certain myself.
I got bored of porn so it's all imagination or facebook :v:
[QUOTE=Color;36241131]I got bored of porn so it's all imagination or facebook :v:[/QUOTE]
oh god facebook?
Yes, apparently people fap to all the HoT cHiCkS on Facebook.
I don't really understand it either. It's creepy.
Depraved.
[QUOTE=cis.joshb;36219258]Just figured out I can lick the head (and a little bit under) of my penis. You should try this.[/QUOTE]
I remember when I discovered I could do this, that was fun. I ended up blowing a load in my mouth, that was interesting as well. But, if you expect a girl to suck your dick (and possibly ending on/in her face), you shouldn't have a problem doing it to yourself. Sounds awkward, but it makes sense.
Also, I remember when I was experimenting with the handle of an empty lint roller. Sure it made the climax a lot greater, but afterwards I realized how the inside of my asshole will never be clean. Ever.
[QUOTE=Adelle Zhu;36216937]I just found out that doing it dry causes hypersensitivity, leading to a short, shitty experience the day you actually get it in.
How the fuck do you fix that?[/QUOTE]
[b]I'm so fucked[/b]
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;36241357]I remember when I discovered I could do this, that was fun. I ended up blowing a load in my mouth, that was interesting as well. But, if you expect a girl to suck your dick (and possibly ending on/in her face), you shouldn't have a problem doing it to yourself. Sounds awkward, but it makes sense.
Also, I remember when I was experimenting with the handle of an empty lint roller. Sure it made the climax a lot greater, but afterwards I realized how the inside of my asshole will never be clean. Ever.
[b]I'm so fucked[/b][/QUOTE]
welcome to the club
I usually masturbate when I get up before school so I'm more "calm" during the day, then once trying to sleep so the fatigue puts me out sooner.
Why is it that when I fap with vaseline on my hand, my hand gets really itchy after a while?
Is it safe to blow a load while I have a spermacotele on my right nut?
[QUOTE=Tarzy;36243603]Is it safe to blow a load while I have a spermacotele on my right nut?[/QUOTE]
why wouldn't it be they are harmless
[QUOTE=Eeshton;36238697]Like, I know we're in the masturbation thread, but that sounds incredibly sad.[/QUOTE]
Cats do this all day. You don't hate cats, [B]do you?[/B]
But really, judging by the reactions of people in this thread it's not really as sad as it's awesome.
[QUOTE=mac338;36233690]If she faps then I have some bad news for you...[/QUOTE]
Lack of a better word. But I guess it'd be more appropriate since she sees herself as more of a guy than a girl. A guy with a cunt. That's pretty hot.
Hey can I get some tips on how to convince my gorilla to masturbate? Thank you! :)
If I had a dick I'd probably be fapping all the time.
However I don't see the appeal with pleasuring myself, that would just make me feel lonely. Rather just have someone else do it or get some actual cock. D:
[QUOTE=Zoomoo;36245882]If I had a dick I'd probably be fapping all the time.
However I don't see the appeal with pleasuring myself, that would just make me feel lonely. Rather just have someone else do it or get some actual cock. D:[/QUOTE]
Sometimes someone of the opposite sex isn't there.
[QUOTE=megafat;36246042]Sometimes someone of the opposite sex isn't there.[/QUOTE]
sometimes, its just you and your hand.
[QUOTE=kaukassus;36246089]sometimes, its just you and your hand.[/QUOTE]
We Swiss know it best
i'm bored of porn, what should i try else?
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