The Masturbation Thread - General

[QUOTE=Wolfz;36250483]i'm bored of porn, what should i try else?[/QUOTE] Prostitutes.

[QUOTE=Wolfz;36250483]i'm bored of porn, what should i try else?[/QUOTE] Different porn.

Gay porn.

[QUOTE=megafat;36246042]Sometimes someone of the opposite sex isn't there.[/QUOTE] Thats why ice lollies, bananas and sausages come in handy for. More of an oral person I think. D:

[img]http://img002.lazygirls.info/people/ashton_pierce/ashton_pierce_the_best_HgPjGCn.sized.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.tube8.com/blowjob/ashton-pierce-swallows-cum/1820461/[/url] It's my ex-girlfriend's birthday, so I'm celebrating by fapping to Ashton Pierce! [editline]8th June 2012[/editline] [img]http://www.ithinkthatshot.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/mistidawn-angel.JPG[/img] [url]http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2107575401[/url] throw some misti dawn in too because [b]jizz[/b]

Okay.

I'm gay.

[QUOTE=Maximo13;36246127]We Swiss know it best[/QUOTE] [I]That's[/I] why the cheese has holes.

[QUOTE=Riodoku;36253815][I]That's[/I] why the cheese has holes.[/QUOTE] Because they're gangbanging cheese with their tiny penises.

Fapping is way too easy. I want some challenge for once.

Try with your left hand.

[QUOTE=Lord_Schrotty;36258166]Try with your left hand.[/QUOTE] What if the left hand is the fapping hand when you're right handed?

is it gay if i masturbait to penisses? :D

[QUOTE=schleimgurke1;36258240]is it gay if i masturbait to penisses? :D[/QUOTE] It's... a bit, I'd say.

[QUOTE=DatWut?;36258272]It's... a bit, I'd say.[/QUOTE] whoopps! :D :D

[QUOTE=m3m0d;36258232]What if the left hand is the fapping hand when you're right handed?[/QUOTE] Well then you take the right hand. Or if you want a real challenge, try it with your arms.

[QUOTE=Lord_Schrotty;36258166]Try with your left hand.[/QUOTE] I've always used my left hand, even when I'm right handed. Tried right hand once, it was brutal.

I've been dry fapping for ages I need to get a hold of some lube

[QUOTE=Matrix374;36258805]I've been dry fapping for ages I need to get a hold of some lube[/QUOTE] Lube is fucking useless. Nobody needs it. If your hands are too dry, spit on your cock before you fap.

[QUOTE=Scarabix;36260187]Lube is fucking useless. Nobody needs it. If your hands are too dry, spit on your cock before you fap.[/QUOTE] what do you think the spit it being

[QUOTE=Lord_Schrotty;36258415] Or if you want a real challenge, try it with your arms.[/QUOTE] Oh my

I wish i had someone to cuddle with.. I mean sex would be awesome. but just to be close to a girl would rock.

[QUOTE=Butthurter;36261167]that sounds really sad[/QUOTE] I disagree, it's normal -- not pathetic or sad -- to want simple human contact and warmth.

[QUOTE=Butthurter;36261412]how is that normal it doesnt noticeably happen much with people[/QUOTE] You know what other people think, now?

[QUOTE=Butthurter;36261456]the words noticeably and much apparently need emphasis[/QUOTE] Ah, yes, my mistake. I don't think people talk about it much, but based on my own feelings after my girlfriend broke up with me, and the what my friends have told me when we've been talking, I'd personally believe it's quite normal. Of course based on no factual information whatsoever, but it only seems logical.

[QUOTE=johnkane46;35995171] Wait does this count ? [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bifES.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I prefer this with the sponges green side inside and without the glove

[url]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rqqqZW541r7g491o1_500.gif[/url] that explains all you need to know about my masturbation

[QUOTE=DestWa;36261926]I prefer this with the sponges green side inside and without the glove[/QUOTE] So just the glass?

Normal masturbation is so boring now. :/ can rushing it make it lose the feeling? anyway you can maximise the feeling? i've never once made a noise whilst masturbating after climax or during. it just isn't that powerful..

[QUOTE=sarge997;36260968]I wish i had someone to cuddle with.. I mean sex would be awesome. but just to be close to a girl would rock.[/QUOTE] Yeah. I mean we're all in the masturbation thread for a reason. We need some love, and try to create an ersatz to that through sexually stimulating ourselves, but we damn know it's just not the same. You just can't replace sex permanently. You can't replace the feel of another consenting person's body against yours. Some people try to. They end up being ronery faggots who cuddle body plushes. I think everybody in this thread, including me, needs a partner. Even though I'm pretty sure having one will not make us stop fapping. oh no.