[QUOTE=Scarabix;36263726]
I think everybody in this thread, including me, needs a partner. Even though I'm pretty sure having one will not make us stop fapping. oh no.[/QUOTE]
I've got a partner. I still masturbate though as we aren't sexually active.. yet.
I didn't even stop after I got shot in the dick from paintballing. Was a case of 'ow...ow...ow...' that night.
It's getting boring, anyone have any ideas on things I could do to improve it?
[QUOTE=Maximo13;36282793]It's getting boring, anyone have any ideas on things I could do to improve it?[/QUOTE]
Circle jerk?
Oh shit, so I just got back from camping and it turns out my whack-a-sock was removed from its normal hiding place by my someone in my household.
I looked under my mattress to find it missing, only to find it later by its lonesome in my drawer, all dry and shriveled up and still smelling a wee bit fresh of my juices.
Only my grandparents were home at the time, so I'm guessing (and hoping) my grandma who does all the cleaning in the household just found it and tossed it into the washing machine.
I swear, no more whacking off into socks from now on. Nearly had a fucking heart attack.
[QUOTE=Cpl.Shepherd;36282861]Oh shit, so I just got back from camping and it turns out my whack-a-sock was removed from its normal hiding place by my someone in my household.
I looked under my mattress to find it missing, only to find it later by its lonesome in my drawer, all dry and shriveled up and still smelling a wee bit fresh of my juices.
Only my grandparents were home at the time, so I'm guessing (and hoping) my grandma who does all the cleaning in the household just found it and tossed it into the washing machine.
I swear, no more whacking off into socks from now on. Nearly had a fucking heart attack.[/QUOTE]
Why do you masturbate into a sock, thats pretty disgusting
[QUOTE=Michael haxz;36283042]Why do you masturbate into a sock, thats pretty disgusting[/QUOTE]
It is widely acknowledged that most people can't hold back the semen like I do, and instead of putting it in the toilet bowl, they hide it in the first thing they find.
But really dude, if you're one of these people, use bananas. Provides free lube and nobody's gonna search the peel once you throw it in the trash.
[QUOTE=Michael haxz;36283042]Why do you masturbate into a sock, thats pretty disgusting[/QUOTE]
No real alternative due to work and being out of the house the majority of the time this summer so I just whack it whenever I get back home pretty late in the evening.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;36224495]
My friends calls it the rollback technique. You sit naked on the floor, a wall a half meter away from your back, you roll over your back, put your feet on the wall, and try to slowly "walk down" until your feet are as close to your shoulders as possible.
Then you can suck your own dick, come back to this thread and thank me. Although you probably won't be able to get more than an inch in, really. But hey, at least you got the tip, that's the best part of the dick![/QUOTE]
am i the only one who has a hard time visualizing this?
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;36283136]am i the only one who has a hard time visualizing this?[/QUOTE]
Don't visualize it, do it. You'll see what I mean when you're there.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;36283123]use bananas. Provides free lube and nobody's gonna search the peel once you throw it in the trash.[/QUOTE]
Dude, I got some bananas right here.
gotta try that out.
brb whacking with bananapeel
I cannot sleep if I haven't fapped for a couple days. It's like...raging clue all night long.
when i dont get off, i have the worst morning wood to the point to where i have to in order for it to go away.
i put my dick in toasters and press the eject button furiously to get off
[QUOTE=No_Excuses;36290132]I cannot sleep if I haven't fapped for a couple days. It's like...raging clue all night long.[/QUOTE]
I can't sleep if I haven't fapped at least once during the day and once before I sleep. What the fuck is wrong with me :c
I wonder if this is conditioning or people just fap really hard.
[B]REALLY HARD[/B]
Seriously, I have like zero urges to fap, I can't tell if this is good or bad. I'm home alone all the time, and when the thought crosses my mind I'm just like "Ehh, don't wanna".
[QUOTE=Rebi;36295611]Seriously, I have like zero urges to fap, I can't tell if this is good or bad. I'm home alone all the time, and when the thought crosses my mind I'm just like "Ehh, don't wanna".[/QUOTE]
Sometimes I go for a fap, open up the porn and then go "nah, fuck it" and don't fap.
[QUOTE=KirinoKousaka;36294001]I can't sleep if I haven't fapped at least once during the day and once before I sleep. What the fuck is wrong with me :c[/QUOTE]
Pretty sure I'm getting to that point. I'll know it's a problem when I'm walking up in the middle of the night to do it.
[QUOTE=Rebi;36295611]Seriously, I have like zero urges to fap, I can't tell if this is good or bad. I'm home alone all the time, and when the thought crosses my mind I'm just like "Ehh, don't wanna".[/QUOTE]
Wow, it's like you're living under the Suppression Field.
anyone watch porn because there bored not horny?
[QUOTE=Rebi;36295611]Seriously, I have like zero urges to fap, I can't tell if this is good or bad. I'm home alone all the time, and when the thought crosses my mind I'm just like "Ehh, don't wanna".[/QUOTE]
Ah that happens here and there. I went 2 weeks once without fapping because I just wasn't in the mood for it.
Has anyone here tried the technique with the cup and the sponges? How is it?
[QUOTE=Lord_Schrotty;36258415]Well then you take the right hand. Or if you want a real challenge, try it with your arms.[/QUOTE]
You take your arm and you go up and down
[editline]12th June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Michael haxz;36282826]Circle jerk?[/QUOTE]
Just go to LMAO pics
Had lunch with a couple friends today and learned that one of my best buds has still yet to jerk it off after 19 years and still counting.
I feel like such a horny bastard considering that my other bud only does it once or twice every few months while I can hardly go a week without doing it at least once.
[QUOTE=Maximo13;36282793]It's getting boring, anyone have any ideas on things I could do to improve it?[/QUOTE]
pour freezing cold water on your balls, right when you feel the pressure building up, also hold your breath as long as you can to the point where you're grasping for air. Don't ever use anything to choke yourself though
[QUOTE=Cpl.Shepherd;36297725]Had lunch with a couple friends today and learned that one of my best buds has still yet to jerk it off after 19 years and still counting.
I feel like such a horny bastard considering that my other bud only does it once or twice every few months while I can hardly go a week without doing it at least once.[/QUOTE]
how do you know about when your friends jerk? o.o
[QUOTE=Cpl.Shepherd;36297725]Had lunch with a couple friends today and learned that one of my best buds has still yet to jerk it off after 19 years and still counting.
I feel like such a horny bastard considering that my other bud only does it once or twice every few months while I can hardly go a week without doing it at least once.[/QUOTE]
I can hardly go a day without doing it at least once... Once a week is below average, bro. The average is like twice a week.
I've never once fapped with any lube. Is that ok?
if i go in a sexual masage i also get a fuck?
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