Thinking of a Masterplan: Some fools stealing my food - General

No, do the lax, and then take a massive bulging poop under the plate. Put a note on the plate saying "You're next"

[QUOTE=cocomut;44068062]No, do the lax, and then take a massive bulging poop under the plate. Put a note on the plate saying "You're next"[/QUOTE] That's enough Internet for me tonight.

Why are we suddenly attracting scat fetishists? see: [QUOTE=cocomut;44068062]No, do the lax, and then take a massive bulging poop under the plate. Put a note on the plate saying "You're next"[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Ramen;44039860]oh for fuck's sake, just eat the laxative waffles [U]and film it[/U] already[/QUOTE]

Just put fucking visine in their food and watch as slowly starve to death because they are longer able to digest food

Seriously, just but a ton of laxatives in it. [editline]2nd March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=commandhat;44076163]Why are we suddenly attracting scat fetishists? see:[/QUOTE] Because people understand that having to suddenly diarrhea will really ruin your day.

Take a piss in the fridge.

So reading this thread gave me an idea. Do the ghost pepper thing Then have a pitcher of water next to it, and put the laxatives in the water. Or milk, if they're smart enough to know that milks helps better.

[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;44127855]So reading this thread gave me an idea. Do the ghost pepper thing Then have a pitcher of water next to it, and put the laxatives in the water. Or milk, if they're smart enough to know that milks helps better.[/QUOTE] I started conjuring something in my head and scrapped it when I realized it was starting to get Saw-level weird.

Instead of pancakes, you should have bought a sandwich from Jimmy Johns, or a pizza and put the leftovers in the fridge with laxatives on them. I don't think people are likely to steal pancakes as much as they are to steal something better.

I think you need to think about this from a financial perspective. Inflict as much suffering on them for the lowest cost possible. If you don't hurt them enough, it'll be a waste of money, but you don't want to cheap out either.

Find stuff with Maltitol in. its a sweetner that makes you shit alot, so wont skew the taste of things

[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;44127855]So reading this thread gave me an idea. Do the ghost pepper thing Then have a pitcher of water next to it, and put the laxatives in the water. Or milk, if they're smart enough to know that milks helps better.[/QUOTE] My favorite answer so far. OP, I'd strongly suggest this option! [editline]9th March 2014[/editline] BTW OP, you mentioned this happened more than once, but have you confronted them already about this? If so, and they keep doing it, then go to town. Stealing other people's food is a very shitty thing to do, they get no sympathy from me.

Maybe get a mini fridge and put your stuff you really like in it, and put the fridge in your room

Buy some of those dried crickets or mealworms and put them in a sandwich or desert. That'll teach them :P Orrrrr try to catch the person by designing a little trap that splashes them with ink or silver nitrate to permanently* stain their skin. If you want a very strong laxative, phenolphthalein is good. It's a universal pH indicator.

Pour some gasoline in a PB/J sandwich. Also, is this food stealling thing still going on?

OP, don't leave us hanging!

This is an old thread*: Who is OP? What is OP? Put some really cold icy orange wee over yer ham, and smother the bread slices in shit, makes it look like nutella. Then put bogeys on the pickles :3 I feel sick :suicide:

OP is Original Poster.

I CAST REVIVE THREAD AT THE COST OF NINE THOUSAND AND ONE MANA POINTS!

[QUOTE=lostboy111;44345397]I CAST REVIVE THREAD AT THE COST OF NINE THOUSAND AND ONE MANA POINTS![/QUOTE] You should lurk more.

I do more lurking than those guys you see in dark alleyways.

[QUOTE=ghosevil;43841561]You could substitute the laxatives with a [I]moderate[/I] amount of LSD! I've yet to see such a viral video.. edit: Hell, you could put both in at equal amounts.. Now THAT would be instant gold.[/QUOTE] The exact first thing that I thought after reading this. Maybe not acid, though, cause some people's brains get fried if they're emotionally/nervously unstable.