[QUOTE=FartingDog;17890257]Poison their cat food.[/QUOTE]
Lace with antifreeze
This kitty (like really small) keeps coming up to our door, and meowing. My mom doesn't want to adopt it... :'(
Also:
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Go into the raws, change their internal body temperature to something like 50000000 degrees, give them the sever-on-breaks tag.
Turn the catsplosion into a thermonuclear catsplosion.
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Aluminum powder and iron oxide, mix it. Put it in cats litter boxes, as cats take a piss/shit, light a magnesium strip to ignite your aluminum powder+iron oxide. Watch the cats burn.
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:3
Lighten up
Eat their souls.
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love them
Love them, no I feel for you at least
I love cats but my mother feeds magpies everyday (Aussie Bird)
So I open the door to get out in the morning, thirty of the motherfuckers land and all start cawing for food [b]AT THE SAME TIME[/b]
there is this loose cat around my neighborhood and it tries to eat the fucking birds and chipmunks that make their home in our yard
*Insert witty and unfunny joke about Holocaust here*
I'm thinking I'll go spritz a little bit of lemon juice around the porch, just to keep them at a distance.
Wait till winter.
Instead of trying to do the impossible, just try relax and take advantage of the situation.
In other words, [b][i]rape the kitties.[/i][/b]
You could be the King of caturday!
Kick them until they don't come back.
There was a stray cat in my old neighborhood that had a ballsack, which I continued to think was a tumor until my friend told me otherwise...
What? I'm used to spayed, and neutered house pets.
Hug them and love them to death.
Feeding stray cats is a problem that affects an entire neighborhood. If you feed them you better adopt them for real.
Anyone else read the title thinking about Hitlers 'Final Solution' and thought OP was going to gas his cat dead..?
Ze final solution to ze kitten kvestion, you say?
There's a cat that keeps coming around to our house, mewling at night, and eating our cats food. Motherfucker.
Unless they really do start becoming a problem (Dying on your porch), you should just leave em' be. I once had this cat come to my porch early in the morning whilst on my way out to school and I just fed it a little. They really are shy to the bone.
stompt on those fuckers shit nd if ur mom gets pissed tel her to get reaL CATS SHULD JUST GET THERE OWN GFOOD doesnt rly matter neways there just cats so what who cares.
[QUOTE=mgear;17890827]There was a stray cat in my old neighborhood that had a ballsack, which I continued to think was a tumor until my friend told me otherwise...
What? I'm used to spayed, and neutered house pets.[/QUOTE]
Dude, I'm eating...
On topic: Why don't you like the cats? They are adorable.
As long as they don't piss at your door, then I don't see a problem with them
If you can approach/pet them and they don't attack/hiss, leave them be. They're obviously just enjoying some nice shade from the sun.
Adopt them all and have them as pets, believe me cats are amazing pets becaue you don't need to worry about them. Feed them and stroke them by all means but they entertain, exercise and clean themselves with no human effort. I mean ive got 2 cats and one of them is an old fat ginger ball of fluff and the other is a 8 month old little black wild cat who is literally a ninja. One time she was in my room climing on the shelving, i was on the xbox, I looked at her one second, looked at the scren and within about 10 seconds she was outiside on the next door neighbours shed roof. I also have a dog be he has social problems so he's useless.