Send the black and orange one in the last picture to me. :3:
I Lol'd at 'final solution'. But seriously, just ring the ASPCA and they'll probably come and collect them if you don't want to raise all of them. They'll be appreciative.
Poison the cat food. That will stop them
Sell them to Chinese people
[QUOTE=ser770;17895658]Sell them to Chinese people[/QUOTE]
Yes sell them to chinese people.Im sure they won't give them a slow painful death and then mixed up with cooking oil and a saucepan to create lovely food for a takeaway and after for people to come to the takeaway and buy some food then eat it without knowing they are actually eating a cat's brains and then ring up the takeaway expressing their love for the food they just ate and want to buy more food from them again then 3 months later the takeaway is closed down by the RSPCA for animal cruelity and the family find out and throw up knowing now that they have been eating cat's guts.
Btw anyone up for a takeaway?
Zyklon B or orange peel.
Lemon Juice - Or something that gives of a strong smell and has high acid leaves, If not just go out there with a water gun XD
Put catnip all around your front porch, it will keep the cats away for good. :smug:
but theyre so cute
Neuter/spay all of them.
you make it seem like they're doing something wrong
they just want food :3:
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;17897151]Neuter/spay all of them.[/QUOTE]
We've already neutered all of them. It's just them all up in my porch.
[QUOTE=CaptainObvious1;17895713]eating a cat's brains and then ring up the takeaway expressing their love for the food they just ate and want to buy more food from them again .
Btw anyone up for a takeaway?[/QUOTE]
Well.....
if it tastes that good i don't see the problem.
I don't know about you, but I think if they show up at your door every day, meow for attention, you've pretty much already adopted them.
But their so fucking cute :3
Just give them some little red armbands ,and tan hats and you'll be fine.
So it was true after all...
I'm having the same fucking problem.
The story; My neighbors started to feed some homeless cats in the town, after a while one of them got small kittens, and when they grew up, they quickly found out that they could walk right through our backyard, because we have no dogs, but our other neighbors have, so basicly, our backyard [highlight]always[/highlight] smell like cat piss. It's fucking annoying. :bang:
I like cats and all, but it's annoying our backyard always stinks.. :frown:
[b]picture of the mother and the kittens:[/b]
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[b]tl;dr[/b]: Kinda got the same problem.
OP, please update on us as to the status of your cat-repelling attempts.
We adopted two cats a few years ago.
Now we have at least 15 of them buggers running around.
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y halo tar
Their cute :3 just keep them
[QUOTE=TropicalV2;17889919]My mom's already adopted two of them, and I won't allow those cats to take up anymore of my land.[/QUOTE]
NO KITTY, THIS IS MAH LAND GAWD DAMMIT! :bahgawd:
Shoot them with a pellet rifle.
Introduce them to your friend, [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/34/Hydrogen-cyanide-2D.png/100px-Hydrogen-cyanide-2D.png[/img]
[QUOTE=sltungle;17889868]Tie them together so that they're a furry ball with legs, then, no matter which way they fall they can still walk![/QUOTE]
I agree with this.
love them too much :saddowns:
Lure them with catnip.. It's like crack for cats.
Or you could tie a bunch of pop cans to them, so when they run a loud sound is made and that makes them run even more.
(don't hate me, not my idea)
Open fire on them with a large calibur handgun. Especially this one.
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Just stop fucking feeding them, retard.
[QUOTE=Miekk;17950709]Lure them with catnip.. It's like crack for cats.[/QUOTE]
It is crack for cats, in fact if you smoke it it is a mild Hallucinogen.
[QUOTE=LurkietheLurker;17968550]It is crack for cats, in fact if you smoke it it is a mild Hallucinogen.[/QUOTE]
My brother and sister actually did that once. The cats wouldn't leave my brother's room for a few weeks.
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