Haha, congrats. Your mom is the neighborhood cat lady.
As for a solution, just use a dog. If you don't have one, borrow your friends and have him bark at them from the front door on a leash. Keep him there as long as necessary and keep bringing him back until they stop coming. If this doesn't work take the dog off its leash.
Yell at them.
Loudly.
Then mark your territory via piss.
Put a cat in here
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And smoke it.
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Barbeque.
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Or try the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
Misinterpreted the topic of the thread.
Thought you'd go on about killing cats 'n shit.
Call your friends or relatives, or anyone for that matter, ask if they'd be interested in adopting a cat or something.
So you're looking for the final solution to the feline question?
Send one to me :dance:
Are these feral?
Look at the offended article on Encyclopedia Dramatica, you'll find a lot of ways to get rid of cats.
[QUOTE=Ergolicious;17889845]Adopt them.[/QUOTE]
you avitar is sooo good in this thread!
Aww you should adopt them. Then you have cute companions
They invented rat poison for a reason.
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[QUOTE=Led Zeppelin;17889944]Use the Nazi's idea of a "Final Solution", just replace the Jews with those cats.[/QUOTE]
have some clocks, boxes and a cup of shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.
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Worked for me.
Put some ground up aspirins in their food.
Tell the local cat shelter, or shove the fucking things in a nice kitty box with a steak, take it into the local cat/dog home, throw it on the desk and say your not leaving with it
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Worked for me.[/QUOTE]
And then you get yelled at when a fucking 10" hole is in your wall.
OP, did you ever fix the cat problem?
[QUOTE=BRIAN BLESSED;17890363]Go into the raws, change their internal body temperature to something like 50000000 degrees, give them the sever-on-breaks tag.
Turn the catsplosion into a thermonuclear catsplosion.
[b]EDIT:[/b] relevant pic
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To those who didn't catch up, he is talking about Dwarf Fortress.
[QUOTE=BRIAN BLESSED;17890363]Go into the raws, change their internal body temperature to something like 50000000 degrees, give them the sever-on-breaks tag.
Turn the catsplosion into a thermonuclear catsplosion.
[b]EDIT:[/b] relevant pic
[img]http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z144/emPiRe14_bucket/catsanddwarf.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Just herd them under an atom smasher.
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