• How I woke up.
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Is it soon enough for COOL STORY BRO or I missed the train?
teach me sensei
[QUOTE=Zeemlapje;23264803]teach me sensei[/QUOTE] This.
Cool story bro.
[QUOTE=Alcapwne;23262934]More like the burning sensation when you pee after having used shower gel as lube. [/QUOTE] fuck the what
[QUOTE=catfish;23266646]fuck the what[/QUOTE] Ever faped in the shower?
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=319[/url] It's called blogpunch. I'm sick of hearing this stuff in GD. Spread the word. Oh, to answer your question, no.
I barely feel orgasms anymore. Don't feel bad.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;23266935]I barely feel orgasms anymore. Don't feel bad.[/QUOTE] How much have you been faping??? Anyway just choke yourself that should work
Feelings from dreams carry over into real life. You can feel pain in a dream and wake up with it still there. Your mind is good at perceiving things that aren't there.
[QUOTE=Alcapwne;23262934]Right. This morning was weird. Basically, I was having a wank in my dream at about 7 am, as one does when he's in a lucid dream. So I was fapping away right, until BOOM. Orgasm. I felt the pleasure, [b]I felt the burning sensation as my semen traveled down my drainpipe and filled up my pants.[/b] [b]getting a burning sensation isn't normal. you have aids.[/b] The burning sensation was too long though. More like the burning sensation when you pee after having [b]used shower gel as lube.[/b] It hurt and I kind of writhed a bit in pain. [b] what is wrong with you[/b] Then I woke up, realising what the fuck I just did. So I shove my hand down there, feel around... nothing. No semen, no nothing. No piss. I was confused. I had just had a wet dream, I could swear. I could even feel the remnants of my climax. It was good in a way because I got an orgasm without the complication of cleaning my pants and showering. Anyone else experience this before?[/QUOTE]
I don't see what is the problem here :S
This happens every time I have sex in a dream. I always wake up and freak out then get confused.
[QUOTE=mookman22;23270194]This happens every time I have sex in a dream. I always wake up and freak out then get confused.[/QUOTE] Confused about your sexuality?
[QUOTE=IamTehKings;23266968]How much have you been faping??? Anyway just choke yourself that should work[/QUOTE] Like twice a week.
I half expected some hippy telling us all how he 'woke up' and saw 'through the lies of the man, maaan' This wasn't much better.
[QUOTE=radioactive;23262964] Oh look, I had a strange experience, LETS MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT.[/QUOTE] One time, my buddy Keith...
Nice story.. blargh.
One time I dreamt my penis was a flower made out of a balloon and it was really fucking awesome but I was jealous because everybody else had a real penis, then my dick exploded and starting melting. I woke up and cried and remembered my penis isn't a balloon and I still have it.
[QUOTE=FoxMeister;23263847]This happened to me, but I dreamt that I was a girl if you know what I mean :shlick:[/QUOTE] fuck I want this. :frown: [QUOTE=Dan2593;23274957]One time I dreamt my penis was a flower made out of a balloon and it was really fucking awesome but I was jealous because everybody else had a real penis, then my dick exploded and starting melting. I woke up and cried and remembered my penis isn't a balloon and I still have it.[/QUOTE] :wtc:
[QUOTE=Dan2593;23274957]One time I dreamt my penis was a flower made out of a balloon and it was really fucking awesome but I was jealous because everybody else had a real penis, then my dick exploded and starting melting. I woke up and cried and remembered my penis isn't a balloon and I still have it.[/QUOTE] :wtc:
This has happened to me I think twice.
[QUOTE=Dan2593;23274957]One time I dreamt my penis was a flower made out of a balloon and it was really fucking awesome but I was jealous because everybody else had a real penis, then my dick exploded and starting melting. I woke up and cried and remembered my penis isn't a balloon and I still have it.[/QUOTE] :wtc:
[QUOTE=radioactive;23262964]I don't think we want to know what you do with your dick. That's just rather strange of you. Oh look, I had a strange experience, LETS MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT.[/QUOTE] I couldn't fucking read the OP because your avatar was flashing too much. Dammit.
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