• The end is nigh, fellow americans
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My plan is to get away to some tropical island and live an ascetic life in nature. Whether things are good or bad. Never to see technology again for years. And maybe in 50 years I'll come back to see how everyone's doing and make sure if flying cars, sex bots, lunar colonies and shit are a thing yet.
Don't worry when America collapses I'll be there to establish my benevolent dictatorship. If you support me you get to vote for my title. [sp]Oh and if you don't support me I'll write you a very angry letter.[/sp]
[QUOTE=matt000024;42363034]Don't worry when America collapses I'll be there to establish my benevolent dictatorship. If you support me you get to vote for my title. [sp]Oh and if you don't support me I'll write you a very angry letter.[/sp][/QUOTE] Everyone knows once America falls apart it will unanimously vote me as Emperor
The moon colony is still open, folks.
planning on moving to London near my sister already.
posting in a banme thread
[QUOTE=Kommodore;42362927]I have dual European-American citizenship so v:v:v[/QUOTE] Yay for twice the taxes? :v:
Prepare for Vladimir Putin!
It's done Lakes are on fire, the dead are rising, mountains are erupting, rivers are drying up Though, that's a typical day in New Jersey so may not be directly caused by the shutdown :v:
Go to Canada, folks they have poutine [t]http://electron.mit.edu/~gsteele/poutine/new_photos/plate_poutine_1.jpg[/t] mmm look at that gravy-coated mound of deliciousness
[video=youtube;nJ-bIeJ4zOY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ-bIeJ4zOY[/video]
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;42363241]Everyone knows once America falls apart it will unanimously vote me as Emperor[/QUOTE] Pssh, no. Im clearly the best candidate to lead an entire country. Im the kinda guy who can get a usb in first try.
[QUOTE=Antdawg;42353005]Why are you's going to Scandanavia come to Straya cunts Honestly what do Scandanavian nations have that we don't?[/QUOTE] good internet
[QUOTE=for no reason;42365164]Pssh, no. Im clearly the best candidate to lead an entire country. Im the kinda guy who can get a usb in first try.[/QUOTE] i was a stupidly popular GMod server owner for a couple years, that's gotta win me some points
United States Govenrment shut down day, or learn a Scandinavian language day.
[QUOTE=Dirf;42361516]Do you really think Mexico is a better alternative to anything happening in America?[/QUOTE] The US could be nuked and would still be better than Mexico
[QUOTE=TorrentR;42364976]Go to Canada, folks they have poutine [t]http://electron.mit.edu/~gsteele/poutine/new_photos/plate_poutine_1.jpg[/t] mmm look at that gravy-coated mound of deliciousness[/QUOTE] Looks like fries with King Kong's smegma and some liquid diarrhea on
I'd love to move to the UK, I seemed to fit right in there. Not culturally per-say, but I learned a lot of the do's and don'ts pretty quick. Even stuff that seems ridiculously subtle such as standing to the right on an escalator so the people in a rush can get by easier. This is almost non existent here in the states.
[QUOTE=LagMonster!!!!;42365710]United States Govenrment shut down day, or learn a Scandinavian language day.[/QUOTE] Just learn the word "ja" and you'll get through Norway just fine. Just make sure to bring lots of money.
We have kangaroo sausages come here sssh just come
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;42367482]Just learn the word "ja" and you'll get through Norway just fine. Just make sure to bring lots of money.[/QUOTE] this also works in sweden and germany
[QUOTE=HyperTails;42367501]We have kangaroo sausages. Come here. Sssh, just come.[/QUOTE] I didn't know inter specie sex was allowed in Australia.
Disclaimer: Even though Swedish is an official language in Finland, it's barely spoken because almost everyone except the Swedish Finns forgot how to speak it after 9th grade. Saying nothing but "ja" there might be really ineffective depending on your location.
politcians are stupid
I'm not sure of how I feel about this. To be honest it dosen't bother me that much but when you say that you're going to be a fellow Scandinavian I would agree from a geographical view. But honestly you won't be Scandinavian. Maybe I'm just old fashioned that way but I'm a tad nationalistic. Just remember you are a guest where ever you go and good luck. Oh and if you come here don't sit next to people on the buss, they will shit and piss all over themselves and you.
[QUOTE=RentAhobO;42369964]I'm not sure of how I feel about this. To be honest it dosen't bother me that much but when you say that you're going to be a fellow Scandinavian I would agree from a geographical view. But honestly you won't be Scandinavian.[/QUOTE] Technically true, you can't come to a country and call yourself "Scandinavian". But nowadays nationality doesn't mean that much anymore.
[QUOTE=Raygen;42371147]Technically true, you can't come to a country and call yourself "Scandinavian". But nowadays nationality doesn't mean that much anymore.[/QUOTE] I'm a Mexican!
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;42367482]Just learn the word "ja" and you'll get through Norway just fine. Just make sure to bring lots of money.[/QUOTE] The way I understand it, nobody ever talks to strangers. I wouldn't know anybody when I get over there so I'm not going to be speaking to anyone. Also, sorry I gave all my money to my Nigerian cousin who happens to be a Prince! I didn't even know I had a Nigerian cousin. But I should be rich soon so as soon as he transfers my money to my account I'll be set.
[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;42362364]Yes I have, I stayed there last year, in fact. Even though I was in a pretty poor area with a high unemployement rate, it didn't seem as half as bad as most of you guys are making it out to be. Have [i]you[/i] ever been anywhere else?[/QUOTE] Nope, and that is exactly why I want to go somewhere else :v:
[QUOTE=Samoht;42356991]It's literally mad max over here right now.[/QUOTE] As I'm writing this I have a spear stabbed through my leg and I'm shooting at a bandit who's trying to steal my last gallon of water Edit: FUCK!
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