Metal Megathread (the thread to house all your glam-death hardcore satanic flame wars)

[Swamplord]

they also did a cover of Accept's Balls to the Wall and Kiss's War Machine :buddy: (comes with the Limited edition)

[Vedicardi]

you got to be kidding me. Are they picking awful songs by decent bands on purpose

[Ca5bah]

[QUOTE=Vedicardi;29122788]you got to be kidding me. Are they picking awful songs by decent bands on purpose[/QUOTE]

Nario – Anime Smileys

:/

[Vedicardi]

[QUOTE=Ca5bah;29122837]Nario – Anime Smileys

:/[/QUOTE]\

it's a joke song
kid kudi ooooooh fight me

[Oblivion EX]

[QUOTE=Vedicardi;29122788]you got to be kidding me. Are they picking awful songs by decent bands on purpose[/QUOTE]

Hell, Balls to the Wall isn't really that great in it's original version, but god damn, Amon Amarth makes it so much more epic.

Dunno about War Machine though, can't find it on youtube except a few that say "removed blahblahblah copyrights blahblahblah"

[Vedicardi]

it's a cheesy, and for that matter shitty song as a whole. there's no way to make it "epic"

[editline]12th April 2011[/editline]

and I love accept

[/B/rother]

I just can't get into Amon Amarth. They're way too cheesy.

[Eluveitie]

[QUOTE=/B/rother;29124187]I just can't get into Amon Amarth. They're way too cheesy.[/QUOTE]

What's cheesy about them?

[/B/rother]

It's fucking viking metal, man.

[Ca5bah]

Are you calling that culture cheesy?

[MisterMooth]

[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;29102473]Am I the only one looking forward to the new iwrestledabearonce album?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DKPgZ51ywU[/media]

Metal just got gay and I'm loving it![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=/B/rother;29124187]I just can't get into Amon Amarth. They're way too cheesy.[/QUOTE]

that's it, I'm sick of this thread

[Stizzles]

[QUOTE=/B/rother;29124229]It's fucking viking metal, man.[/QUOTE]

i am offended as a norwegian viking.

[editline]12th April 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=MisterMooth;29124425]that's it, I'm sick of this thread[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=157878&dateline=1270170414[/img]
perfect

[En-Guage V2]

[QUOTE=/B/rother;29124187]I just can't get into Amon Amarth. They're way too cheesy.[/QUOTE]

Agreed

[/B/rother]

[QUOTE=Stizzles;29124466]i am offended as a norwegian viking.

[editline]12th April 2011[/editline]

[img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=157878&dateline=1270170414[/img_thumb]
perfect[/QUOTE]

I'm a danish viking myself.
It's just as cheesy as some of those emo bands. They're trying too hard.

[En-Guage V2]

lol shitstorm inbound

nobody insults Amon Amarth as they are TRU METELZ

[Eluveitie]

Its not that we think they are TRU METELZ. Its that they're not cheesy.

Saying Viking Metal is cheesy is illogical, they sing about Vikings, whats wrong with that? I could say melodeath is cheesy because its melodic death metal, an oxymoron.

[En-Guage V2]

It's like a gimmick, and it's not illogical it's personal preference

I agree with him

[editline]12th April 2011[/editline]

Kind of like how black metal is cheesy because it's all

"FIGHT CHRISTIANS, FUCK CHURCHES"

and all the armor and shit

[Eluveitie]

Using that logic, you can say anything is cheesy.

People do what they do because they think its cool or interesting, not as a gimmick.

Do you think other Viking Metal bands are cheesy? What about bands that sing about the Celtics or famous battles?

[MisterMooth]

[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;29125345]It's like a gimmick, and it's not illogical it's personal preference

I agree with him

[editline]12th April 2011[/editline]

Kind of like how black metal is cheesy because it's all

"FIGHT CHRISTIANS, FUCK CHURCHES"

and all the armor and shit[/QUOTE]

I thought this was the metal megathread, not the dumb faggots megathread

[Stizzles]

you can dumb down anything and make it seem cheesy or stupid

[/B/rother]

It's my opinion.

Deal with it.

[abcpea2]

no i agree viking metal is cheesy

[Camp er Joe]

viking metal is best metal

[Vedicardi]

pirate metal is best metal wooooho

[mikeyt493]

Especially when it's Scottish

[Toveri]

[QUOTE=/B/rother;29125466]It's my opinion.

Deal with it.[/QUOTE]

No opinions allowed

Have you heard of Rebecca Black guys? She makes the best Black Metal ever

[Eluveitie]

[QUOTE=Toveri;29127519]No opinions allowed

Have you heard of Rebecca Black guys? She makes the best Black Metal ever[/QUOTE]

:doh:

[bravehat]

Fuck I leave for a day and the thread dissolves into a pit of trolls wallowing in their own filth.

It's like the pit of hell in Dantes inferno where there's people and snakes except the people are troll victims and the snakes are trolls in the form of used condoms.

[Eluveitie]

[QUOTE=bravehat;29127635]Fuck I leave for a day and the thread dissolves into a pit of trolls wallowing in their own filth.

It's like the pit of hell in Dantes inferno where there's people and snakes except the people are troll victims and the snakes are trolls in the form of used condoms.[/QUOTE]

nice analogy

[mikeyt493]

bravehat has the best analogies :v: