A quite unpleasant bathroom visit - with temporary blindness! - General

did u flush?

[QUOTE=TheTalon;13953102]Know what's weird, I drink Coca Cola's religiously, I spend $75 a month on 12 packs, I'm 6'1 and 150 lbs, and I've NEVER had to do a #2 more than twice a week, nor have I EVER been backed up... some of you people need a serious plumber But don't use the 5 hour thing[/QUOTE] lucky people with good metabolism. I have the same habits with coke, I'm 6', but I weigh 220 lbs. I'm fat... :(

This reminded me of Scout's Bonk!

One time my whole family was down with some illness and just as everyone elses was clearning up mine was peaking at it's worst. I remember going for a shit or piss or something on one of the nights I was sick and I ended up feeling [B]really fucking dizzy[/B]. I blacked out for god knows how long and when I woke up I was in a puddle (literally, a puddle) of shit and piss and my Mum had on rubber gloves trying to help me up. Apparently you lose bowel control when you black out from a stomach bug and get dizzy as fuck. :( Afterwards I was just sitting on the toilet sobbing into a towel. Lol I was like 14 but.

That sounded like a Tucker Max story.

Nice way of writing. Write a book or so, i'd torren.....eh buy it. A++ would read again.

Drink healthy fruit drinks like I do.

You just made my day good sir. For this, I thank you. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/smile.gif[/img]

Happened to me today, I'm so lucky there was toilet paper.

Best line of the wall of text: " I'd finally liberated my bowels,"

BWAH! That was well worth the wall of text.

You honestly put paper onto the toilets when you go? If they were covered in necrosis and various diseases then your school could be shut down and since I very much doubt that's the case then you'll be fine, however if you're shitting your guts out again in a few days due to it feel free to pm me and call me a complete moron. [QUOTE=KingJoose;13951464]You should read my thread, it will help you greatly! [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=701217[/url][/QUOTE] Furioso didn't shit himself for no reason, he drunk old energy drink like a plonker and paid dearly for it.

[QUOTE=markg06;13958308]You honestly put paper onto the toilets when you go? If they were covered in necrosis and various diseases then your school could be shut down and since I very much doubt that's the case then you'll be fine, however if you're shitting your guts out again in a few days due to it feel free to pm me and call me a complete moron.[/QUOTE] Hey, you can never be too safe.

[QUOTE=Mac2468;13950406]Did you leave it there or did you flush it?[/QUOTE] This.

biology? freshman.

[QUOTE=Call;13963802]This.[/QUOTE] The toilets have sensors, so when you get up from the seat, it auto-flushes. [QUOTE=TheBlackViper;13963819]biology? freshman.[/QUOTE] Point being?

[QUOTE=TheBlackViper;13963819]biology? freshman.[/QUOTE] I must be missing some part of hIgh school culture, cause no one at my school seems to give a shit about how old you are

[QUOTE=limulus54;13964226]I must be missing some part of hIgh school culture, cause no one at my school seems to give a shit about how old you are[/QUOTE] Only the insecure jackasses that want to feel superior care about age/grade

I spotted a continuity error: Why was there a tree meters from the bathroom?

I passed out on a toilet once, good fun.

This reminds me of today, whenever I always drink milk with my lunch my stomach starts to hurt and I feel like I'm about to puke/poop.

Your avatar perfectly matches the story

[QUOTE=TheBlackViper;13963819]biology? freshman.[/QUOTE] Huh, sophomore up here. Interesting story, I've never heard of anyone being half-flashbanged on their way to a toilet.

By far the best post i've ever read on FP. Good job

[QUOTE=Zeke129;13964444]I spotted a continuity error: Why was there a tree meters from the bathroom?[/QUOTE] There are these little planter things dotted around campus, where a little raised area bordered with low walls has a tree planted in the dirt. There was one of these close to the bathroom.

I've had such bad diarrhea before that I wiped so many times that my ass started bleeding, worse yet it hurt like hell when the juices got in there and I still had to wipe.

[QUOTE=Solid.Snake;13965297]I've had such bad diarrhea before that I wiped so many times that my ass started bleeding, worse yet it hurt like hell when the juices got in there and I still had to wipe.[/QUOTE] Oh fuck that is nasty

A+ Would read again.

A++ Thread. Would read again.

I lol'ed. I get like that when I drink Rockstar Coffee.