A quite unpleasant bathroom visit - with temporary blindness! - General

Awesome (A+) story. Would read it again some time after I forget about it.

That was an eloquently crafted shit story. By shit story, I mean story about shit.

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The toilet seat is just as dirty as the doorknob to your classroom, more or less.

Thank you for the greatest 6 minutes of my life. FriskyPiranha, might be true if you're talking about school toilet seats. Household toilet seats are usually cleaner than your table.

[QUOTE=Furioso;13949158] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i170/potsm_master/goatseinbiology.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] what does this remind you of wait shit you wrote it there NEVERMIND

Temporary blindness tends to mean low blood pressure. Go see them doctor peoples.

Best story i've read for months.

Ha, good story, you're a good story teller too.

I am absolutely laughing my ass off as I type this, the way you wrote that was beautiful. You ought to write a fucking book with short stories like that. I haven't laughed this hard in WEEKS. Edit: 10 minutes in and I'm still giggling. This is getting embarrasing.

[QUOTE=Rusty100;13968604]what does this remind you of wait shit you wrote it there NEVERMIND[/QUOTE] [img]http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-ohdear.png[/img] [QUOTE=Meerkalt;13968616]Temporary blindness tends to mean low blood pressure. Go see them doctor peoples.[/QUOTE] This is the first time this has happened to me, and it hasn't happened since, so it is not a recurring condition, and doesn't warrant a visit to a physician. I suppose low blood pressure during that period of time was because of the extraordinary events which were occuring within the depths of my bowels.

Dammit OP, once i started to read your post i began to feel the urge to take a giant shit!!!! ** Nothing beats the feeling of taking a dump. :)

So the question that I would like to be answered: Why was there a tree in your way?

[QUOTE=Johnnsen;13975419]So the question that I would like to be answered: Why was there a tree in your way?[/QUOTE] he's answered that twice

That was so funny I almost... oh shit it's been done already. also LOL @ people who don't know about the mostly outdoor schools we have in California (also at the fact that they don't have mostly outdoor schools)

[QUOTE=Johnnsen;13975419]So the question that I would like to be answered: Why was there a tree in your way?[/QUOTE] I've answered that twice.

You're lucky you weren't at my school, where all the toilet seats are covered in cigarette ash and piss.

[QUOTE=Viper01;13964747]Your avatar perfectly matches the story[/QUOTE] Oh wow, you're right.

Baahaha, That was hilarious.

At my school people piss on the seat so when you sit down you get piss all over your ass.

The way you wrote it made it so much more awesome and funny. God damn, A+ story. I also had great laught at the "RELEASE THE FUCKING FURY" part, now that plus your avatar made me fall from the chair

Its stupid how people piss on the seat. Seriously. They do it on purpose and don't flush. I hate it how they use all the toilet paper up so you can't wipe yo ass with anything. You get stuck in the cubicle for hours, just trying to get yo ass clean, because you can't walk around with shit stuck to yo ass bro.

Because of the intellegent wording of that story i fucking lol'd for about 20 minutes

If it is hurting when you are taking a shit, even BEFORE you are taking a shit, you have a problem my friend. Either that or you are way over-exaggerating.

OH man that's brutal. Hilarious thread, and I do say, I have sympathy for you. haha

[QUOTE=TickLe MY eL;13985577]If it is hurting when you are taking a shit, even BEFORE you are taking a shit, you have a problem my friend. Either that or you are way over-exaggerating.[/QUOTE] You have to understand, chap, that this was no ordinary shit. This was a demon shit. A demon shit with an energy drink high, and it FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT within my intestines, causing quite massive pains. And if you've never had lower-stomach pains before taking a shit, then you, sir, have a problem. Good day to you.

The lesson here is to not drink energy drinks at all. Even if they're new and you drink the whole can, you're fucked most of the time. (Depends on the energy drink I guess) Glad you made it through the pain, though. From what I read, you must be one tough soldier. ;D

The other day I had two NOS drinks in a row before playing L4D. Today I had a HUMONGOUS shit, it only took a second to get out, but when I checked the toilet the fucker was nearly an inch and a half in diameter and about 8 inches in length.

Oh my God, I could not stop laughing.

When you said you were laughing maniacally i lol'd