A quite unpleasant bathroom visit - with temporary blindness!

[neap tide II]

Wow I was into that. I'm just fucking glad you didn't shit your pants. I thought you were going to blow out when you hit your head on the tree or something I was scared. A+ thread

[NuclearLlama]

tl:dr

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[nullsquared]

Great writing style.

[NinjaPanda]

[QUOTE=NuclearLlama;16245040]tl:dr[/QUOTE]

Nice bump.

Though at least you bumped one of my favourite threads.

[Limerick]

I've already read this thread. How old is this? Must be at least a few months.

[Kscorps]

Fucking epic OP.

[1live]

Wow, I don't want to know how high is your blood pressure!

[Mabilis]

[QUOTE=christarpv2;13950807]no it's not sarcasm, i seriously thought it was great just because of the language used, if you used any other language and / or vocabulary then the story would've been like 20x more boring.[/QUOTE]

what, so if it was written in french and you could undertsnd it, it would be shyt?