And for those who don't know the reason I have long hair in the pic is because I'm a girl
I have no idea why, but the title is hilarious
Every night. I have the same dream; it's a terrific dream. I'm just working my way through the intestinal tract of a pidgeon. Squirming through its bowels idly, at one with its internal parasites.
[b]And the movements[/b]. The terrible movements. I know I'm going to be evacuated, soon. The pidgeon's intestinal walls convulse me outwards, ever closer to the horrible, visceral outside world. I am, at once, ejected through the pidgeon's sphincter and thrust into a world of conviction and malice. Then suddenly, I look down, and the girl looks up, and we close our eyes. I sail downwards through viscous, smog-thickened air. Down, down. I find my mark on her face.
There is nothing she can do.
[i]Nothing.[/i]
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Haha, i've been like this recently when I go into the college grounds at break-time. One bird missed me by like two metres, I was like what the christ, if that had hit me. Now i'm concious about them everytime i go through :@
Brewster McCloud, much?
CourageDog is hot. :buddy:
The bid's shit explodes LIKE EXPLOSIONS FROM MICHEAL: BAY
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;20143695]CourageDog is hot. :buddy:[/QUOTE]
Pedophile
[QUOTE=Equidistratic;20143876]Pedophile[/QUOTE]
I'm not 18 yet. :smug:
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;20143888]I'm not 18 yet. :smug:[/QUOTE]
Not-yet-illegal pedophile
You have to face your fears.
Paint yourself and dress all white, go to a park and just stand still.
Well i hate to break it to you but that's not a dream, and that bird.. its me.
Does it help in any way that birds take a piss while shitting since they lack bladders?
Well from inference, I believe that you have a fear of birds doing their business on you. Birds don't have natural grudges against humans, if they have to go then they will go. The only reaction you'll get from pissing off a mother bird is pecking and scratching, not a poop-on-the-head assault.
[QUOTE=Comtochus;20148269]Does it help in any way that birds take a piss while shitting since they lack bladders?.[/QUOTE]
I wish I could do that
[QUOTE=Comtochus;20148269]Does it help in any way that birds take a piss while shitting since they lack bladders?
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Wow i learned something new today.
wow, I just woke up from a dream where a bird shat on me, then i see this thread
I like where this thread is going!
Every night. I have the same dream; it's a terrific dream. I just worked my way through the intestinal tract of a dog. Eager to leave I was, to enter the simple street.
Soon enough, I see a human.. its arms are flailing wildly and it is running away.. but from a pidgeon. Instantly I fear the human; I fear the heavy crush of its foot on my bronzed body. But I fear more the pidgeon shit; it will mingle with me and mutate me, eternally turning me into an abomination..
There is nothing I can do.
Nothing.
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i wont do it:) coz idk how 2 anyways i know y ur havin tht dream coz its gonna come true or u should just fap 40 times a day and u wont get weird dreams... FACT
[QUOTE=FAP-OVER-ME;20159356]i wont do it:) coz idk how 2 anyways i know y ur havin tht dream coz its gonna come true or u should just fap 40 times a day and u wont get weird dreams... FACT[/QUOTE]
na u sud do it coz its rly gud idk y u idk how 2 do it coz its rly simple
but if u fap 40 times a day u wil get cock damage and u wil regret it
[QUOTE=FAP-OVER-ME;20159356]i wont do it:) coz idk how 2 anyways i know y ur havin tht dream coz its gonna come true or u should just fap 40 times a day and u wont get weird dreams... FACT[/QUOTE]
i get it
Face your fears, let a pigeon shit on you.
I had a dream once.
I was killed by a black Labrador puppy.
Pathetic!
[QUOTE=Rixxz2;20142634]I know. I had nightmares about having that nightmare for months.[/QUOTE]
I dreamed a dream of time gone byeyeyee
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Back in that cafeteria line thread I started a hilariously flawed fad.
Not only did that thread introduce terrible MS paint drawings to every thread. But it's heart warming story about boners and ass had great comedy potential. The OP was a huge hit and everybody roared with laughter. So in hope of getting a few cheap artistic ratings I edited the guys "picture" in a minor way and reposted it with a slight twist. I told the OP's story from somebody else's perspective. A unique story about exploding balls in the cafeteria line. A tear jerking story about serious injury and the idiot who judges you from behind. To my surprise and horror it not only gained over 100 funnies but it has become, in a way, a huge facepunch in-joke.
Now users are adding these hilarious MS paint drawings to their otherwise terrible threads in hopes somebody takes their artistic abomination and adds their own unique spin on it. And it does. I think this is the third or fourth thread I seen repeating the joke from before and it still getting equally good reception.
So, I have leant a hand in creating one of the biggest recurring jokes on facepunch. Every time I see somebody mimicking my one-hit-wonder joke I smile like I have been told I have a massive dick. But my profound smugness is short lived. I realise that this joke will become worn and terrible. It will become annoying and twisted. It will, in comparison, become OIFY.
After testing the atom bomb for the first time one member of the science team who, like me, realised the negative side of something that could be used so wonderfully. He send to his fellow team a single sentence that is forever at the front of my mind.
What I created IS hilarious, but it is also fucking retarded. So I shall repeat this quote to close my story.
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=20042069#post20042069]"Now we are all sons of bitches"[/url]
I don't dream anymore :C
[QUOTE=Rixxz2;20139567]What a shitty dream.
Weirdest dream I've ever had was a dream where I got gang-banged by a bunch of furries. It was awful.[/QUOTE]
:smug:
Nice paint shop work and you should look in a dream dictionary for the meaning of getting pooped on.
[QUOTE=Dan2593;20162292]Back in that cafeteria line thread I started a hilariously flawed fad.
Not only did that thread introduce terrible MS paint drawings to every thread. But it's heart warming story about boners and ass had great comedy potential. The OP was a huge hit and everybody roared with laughter. So in hope of getting a few cheap artistic ratings I edited the guys "picture" in a minor way and reposted it with a slight twist. I told the OP's story from somebody else's perspective. A unique story about exploding balls in the cafeteria line. A tear jerking story about serious injury and the idiot who judges you from behind. To my surprise and horror it not only gained over 100 funnies but it has become, in a way, a huge facepunch in-joke.
Now users are adding these hilarious MS paint drawings to their otherwise terrible threads in hopes somebody takes their artistic abomination and adds their own unique spin on it. And it does. I think this is the third or fourth thread I seen repeating the joke from before and it still getting equally good reception.
So, I have leant a hand in creating one of the biggest recurring jokes on facepunch. Every time I see somebody mimicking my one-hit-wonder joke I smile like I have been told I have a massive dick. But my profound smugness is short lived. I realise that this joke will become worn and terrible. It will become annoying and twisted. It will, in comparison, become OIFY.
After testing the atom bomb for the first time one member of the science team who, like me, realised the negative side of something that could be used so wonderfully. He send to his fellow team a single sentence that is forever at the front of my mind.
What I created IS hilarious, but it is also fucking retarded. So I shall repeat this quote to close my story.
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=20042069#post20042069]"Now we are all sons of bitches"[/url][/QUOTE]
you're really not funny at all and people did this in 05
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