My friend wants to join the Ku Klux Klan, what do I do?

[ShaunOfTheLive]

[QUOTE=Metanoia;21478030]Buy a genealogy record on him, see if you can find a black or jewish person somewhere in his family tree, and if you can, you win.[/QUOTE]

Then you get to kill him.

[CoolKingKaso]

Hope that he doesn't go far as to killing black people, if he does, he's going to regret dropping the soap in front of them.

[zeebiedeebie]

What an assmaster.

[Abeevau]

Tell the KKK he has african ancestry.

[Urican]

Tell him you have a black relative somehow related to you.

[Surreal]

[QUOTE=yourich;21478132]Tell him you have a black relative somehow related to you.[/QUOTE]

I'll keep that in mind.

[Ladowerf]

Tell him that you'll get him so far into prison that by the time he comes out his nickname 'll be Pincushion.

[magepro99]

Get all your Afro-American homies and party at his house until he comes home.

[ShaunOfTheLive]

get ur black firends to KILL him lol!

[ProboardslolV2]

Ok, get some skin dye, make him black, like in the movie watermelon man

[haxorknight]

Tell him no.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezjV5VbNg4g[/media]

[QuadCoreGman]

Tell some black people what he's doing and have them follow him around. All the time. The moment he yells out nigga, he'll get beat up hardcore, and that will be the end of that.

[Surreal]

[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/2wq534y.jpg[/IMG]
Wut?

[bijan]

[edit]
Never mind what i said.

[Zenpod]

Let him, Its his choice

[dj0wns]

[QUOTE=Zenpod;21478289]Let him, Its his choice[/QUOTE]

I completely agree commy buddy

[IWHeadHunter]

Date a black chick

[Superstormj]

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21478233]Ok, get some skin dye, make him black, like in the movie watermelon man[/QUOTE]
Or in Tropic Thunder.. lol

[ProboardslolV2]

[quote=dj0wns;21478301]i completely agree commy buddy[/quote]
hellll yea

[stetdawg]

Quit hangin' with em'.... No pun intended

[dj0wns]

$5 on OP is black:D

[Missing User]

Listen and talk about Beyoncé senselessly. Share him some tunes perhaps. I bet that would rile him up. What's got him up the butt about black people anyways? Hitler's birthday? Oh I see, it's 4/20... how stupid of me.

[QuadCoreGman]

[QUOTE=MaccerTW;21478421]Listen and talk about Beyoncé senselessly. Share him some tunes perhaps. I bet that would rile him up. What's got him up the butt about black people anyways? Hitler's birthday?[/QUOTE]

He's not a neonazi.

[Loogaroo]

i LOVE the pussy

[editline]03:14AM[/editline]

look at dem beady white devil eyes

[Zolofto]

Burn a cross in his lawn, that will show that asshole.

[Predat0r]

1.Plant a confederate flag and some hateful stuff in his room
2.Call police
3.Hopefully get ethnic officer sent over
4.Sent to jail
5.PROFIT (butt rape in jail)

[Luuper]

Uhh get TH89 up in his asshole

[scorpion8754]

Sneak into his house while he's sleeping and paint his skin black

[editline]03:51AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Predat0r;21478644]1.Plant a confederate flag and some hateful stuff in his room
2.Call police
3.Hopefully get ethnic officer sent over
4.Sent to jail
5.PROFIT (butt rape in jail)[/QUOTE]
Since when is racism a crime?

[Surreal]

[QUOTE=dj0wns;21478400]$5 on OP is black:D[/QUOTE]

You lost $5.

[dj0wns]

[QUOTE=Surreal;21479024]You lost $5.[/QUOTE]

:'(