My friend wants to join the Ku Klux Klan, what do I do?
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cover yourself in chocolate syrup and hug him
Just be mature about it and say that I'm not cool with you saying these things about African Americans.
If he refuses to listen say that you're not comfortable with hanging out with him any longer, and I'm sure he'll stop.
so, uh, is there a chapter of the klan in your area? maybe i missed an answer but if not then stop whining
[QUOTE=squeaky024;21480177]On fire. More symbolic.[/QUOTE]
While on a cross.
He could just be fucking around, a lot of people around here act racist as shit but really aren't. Probably say the same shit if not more too, and love black people.
If you live near a river, I'd say put him in a hefty and toss him in. The last thing this world needs is another ignorant racist.
But if you want a real suggestion that doesn't involve prison time, I'd recommend you stop hanging out with him lest his bad habits begin to wear off onto you. Disassociate yourself from him, and let him know why you're doing it. If he chooses to continue being a prick racist, he was never worth your time to begin with, move on.
Tell him in all seriousness to fuck off if he's serious about this.
Catch him in his sleep, paint his skin black, and throw him into a cage with KKK members.
That'll teach him!
[QUOTE=ghostfais;21487377]so, uh, is there a chapter of the klan in your area? maybe i missed an answer but if not then stop whining[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure. Even if there isn't, I still don't want him harboring hateful notions about people who are different though.
He wants to join so what, its not like he is gonna really join.
Make some shit up about him having black ancestry then sit back while he crucifies himself.
Let him join it.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21478233]Ok, get some skin dye, make him black, like in the movie watermelon man[/QUOTE]
and the episode of south park, where cartman rips on all the ginger kids and kyle, stan, adn kenny turn him into a ginger
[QUOTE=Surreal;21477965]Well, this is very unusual situation with him. In fact, it's so unusual, that I can't even argue to him about the point because I'm not used to arguing with him about anything idiotic.
He's easily influenced.[/QUOTE]
If he's easily influenced, why the hell do you have to ask anything? Convince him not to join, you twat.
have sex with him to shame him out of the kkk
Stop hanging out with him and then get a black friend.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;21493945]If he's easily influenced, why the hell do you have to ask anything? Convince him not to join, you twat.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, he's easily influenced. Not by me however, you twat.
Tell him that black people are in the KKK.
Tell him the initiation :pervert:
[QUOTE=Surreal;21494602]Yeah, he's easily influenced. Not by me however, you twat.[/QUOTE]
Well you could have included that when you SAID IT TO BEGIN WITH!
Make up some bullshit story that the initiation involves getting your genitalia chopped off.
[QUOTE=Saza;21495552]Tell him the initiation :pervert:[/QUOTE]
What is the initiation? Do I want to know?
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[QUOTE=Strongbad;21496097]Well you could have included that when you SAID IT TO BEGIN WITH!
Make up some bullshit story that the initiation involves getting your genitalia chopped off.[/QUOTE]
No, he would have to be incredibly stupid to not see through that.
Than again, he is looking at joining the KKK... :raise:
Watch him get shot.
hi 5 your friend
Out him to the community as a bigoted racist so you guys can discriminate against him.
Once he walks a couple miles in the footsteps of a universally disliked minority, he may see things a little differently.
Be cautious about this though. People do some crazy shit to other people.
*Gulp*
he wont do it anyways, once he sees the people involved in that shit he will back out, its all druggy gun slinging hicks, and they are probably mentally broken also
Make him watch The Outlaw Josey Wales and then tell him that the book was created by a KKK member.
[img]http://www.bfi.org.uk/features/westerns-gall/images/420/josey-wales2.jpg[/img]
Bring him to the next "African-American Parade" or something
See how he reacts.
And also get it on video, it would be a smash hit.
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