My friend wants to join the Ku Klux Klan, what do I do? - General

[QUOTE=Surreal;21477908]Okay, so lately my friend has been saying some things that are pretty uncalled for, mostly directed towards blacks, he's been saying shit like "I hate n*****s", (I know my mom is not watching,I just thought I should sensor that), and we were watching a movie, in which a group of mostly black prisoners working, and he looked at the group and said most of them were black and how it was no surprise. What really sparked the fire though, was when he said: "If you had one drop of black in you, I'd have you killed." He was joking, but that's only because I am his friend, and he would want that happen to someone he didn't know. After that, I asked him about the KKK. He said he loved them and if he was invited, he would join. How to convince friend that he is being an ass?[/QUOTE] Mmmm...I would kill him. I'm not black or anything but racism of anykind pisses me off. Don't be his friend anymore. Tell someone or something. Like a counselor if you are in any kind of school. [editline]03:12PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Psychokitten;21496854]What is the initiation? Do I want to know? [editline]03:25AM[/editline] [/QUOTE] You probably have to kill someone. They aren't against just black people are they? [editline]03:14PM[/editline] [QUOTE=LatheGod;21491440]He wants to join so what, its not like he is gonna really join.[/QUOTE] Won't you feel stupid when he does.

give him a chain and a truck and tell him where the shadow people live, see how this unfolds...

[QUOTE=Zackin5;21477959]Tell him they don't get chicks. While the cool cids club does.[/QUOTE] Everyone that rated you bad spelling didn't get the joke.

yeah, i lol'd

Tell his mother to tell him she is 1/4 black, That'll change his mind

start you own club, the Cool Cids Crew

so has anything come of this? op?

Try to show him the cons of joining the Klan. I doubt arguing with him whether his opinions are correct would work, give it a try though, if you think you have the abillity to convince him he's wrong.

Should drop the whiny bitch off in Compton. Bet he'll keep his ignorant mouth shut.

Laugh at him for joining such a dumb group.

tell the black people problem solved especially the black people in the projects

Tell anyone that you know at your school that isn't white about it.

Doesn't sound like the type of friend you should have.

Put him in a room full of Black Profesional Wrestlers

I know someone in the KKK, they're nice people (Atleast in europe) Most of them have black friends and such too. They meet up in a forrest, and eat food and talk, no big "WHITE POWER" thing, or burning black ragdolls on crosses or anything.

take him to a black rights convention, but make him dress in the klu klux klan outfit, then see how much of a beating he gets

Punch him in the face, repeatedly.

The Ku Klux Klan is something that should have ceased existence as soon as Obama became president

What I would do to your friend, please please make him come to sweden I'll pay his ticket and tell him its a field trip where I'm gonna take him for a picnic. I'm not black I'm Iraqi.

[QUOTE=Xion12;21513411]Make him watch The Outlaw Josey Wales and then tell him that the book was created by a KKK member. [img]http://www.bfi.org.uk/features/westerns-gall/images/420/josey-wales2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That movie was on the other day, didn't really watch it but I hear it's good. [editline]12:13PM[/editline] Also, I'm able to admit that I feel uncomfortable around black people because my grandmother, who I lived with for most of my life up until now, as well as pretty much everyone else in my family, was pretty racist but I'm ashamed of it. If he was around racists growing up, he needs to realize it's wrong and suck it up. Tell him to stop being a little bitch, if it's a phase then too fucking bad, he better stop or you won't be friends with him anymore.

relieve him of his life... it's one of the only ways to prevent the terror he may wring on the world and his own life. or just set him up and have him jailed.

On the facepunch homepage it said "My friend want to join..." under general discussion, I Instantly thought the kkk would come next, am I fucked up?

Just get some black people to beat the shit out of him.

do you live by black people? or is he just jumping on some retarded bandwagon?

First you let him join KKK, then you join the same club too but sneaky without letting him know. Then, when there is a KKK converence you call him somewhere private and you rape him and run away. If it goes as plan, he will hate KKK more than anything in the world.

Drop him off in Philadelphia

Get me his number so we can hang out a nd be racist to all the blacks on Texas right now. Stupid katricians.