According to your drawing, your dad is tall and your mom is fat.
That wild scat party last night is coming back for revenge.
[QUOTE=DarkWolf2;21146490]According to your drawing, your dad is tall and your mom is fat.[/QUOTE]
I said shitty MSpaint depiction. They're both normal sized.
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The most ungodly smell you have ever smelled... so far
[QUOTE=Big Ben;21146431]We only have two neighbors, I don't live in a neighborhood. Plus the smell is only affecting 3 out of the 12ish rooms in the house.[/QUOTE]
You don't know how many rooms are in your house?
[QUOTE=WhatTheKlent;21146583]You don't know how many rooms are in your house?[/QUOTE]
I've never counted. Plus I don't know if a few of them count as rooms, so much as storage closets.
You are a sleeppooper. You pooped in the laundry room in your sleep.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;21146611]You are a sleeppooper. You pooped in the laundry room in your sleep.[/QUOTE]
I knew a kid who did this. It's a serious fucking condition and it's not funny.
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it was me
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;21146648]I knew a kid who did this. It's a serious fucking condition and it's not funny.
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There is help. You're just too [B]BIG[/B] and [I]dumb[/I] to find it.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;21146648]I knew a kid who did this. It's a serious fucking condition and it's not funny.
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oh my god
You know it could be your dish washing sponge, they contain a lot of bacteria and can create a horrible odor.
When summer hits, sponges can turn into a vomit-like smell in a matter of hours.
They've come to the conclusion that it's most likely a dead rodent in our walls.
I know a kid who once took a piss in the laundry basket because he was so drunk.
[QUOTE=Big Ben;21147363]They've come to the conclusion that it's most likely a dead rodent in our walls.[/QUOTE]
That's just what they're telling you
it's your brother
but you don't have a brother
yeah exactly
Who knows, it could be an army of Locusts burrowing under your laundry room, ready to invade. Get your Lancer Assault Rifle out.
That or someone pulled an asshole-ish april fools joke on you, and it just started to smell now.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;21146648]I knew a kid who did this. It's a serious fucking condition and it's not funny.
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avatar fits perfectly
Oh god, the smell of your hair burning from a straightener from long term heat damage is THE WORST THING you will EVER smell. It smells like a rotting baby. It's that bad.
[QUOTE=RedBlade2021;21155290]Oh god, the smell of your hair burning from a straightener from long term heat damage is THE WORST THING you will EVER smell. It smells like a rotting baby. It's that bad.[/QUOTE]
how do you know how a rotting baby smells like?
one questions your devious hobbies.
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also, check your gas pipes for leaks, they usually add bad smelling substances to alert people of elaks
[QUOTE=Big Ben;21147363]They've come to the conclusion that it's most likely a dead rodent in our walls.[/QUOTE]
One time, I forgot to check my mousetraps. The smell wasn't too bad, just a faint odor of rotting meat. I guess you must have a whole bunch of giant rats in there.
How did you lock your sister out if there are no doors?
So did your sister get back in yet?
I'm laughing at this thread now :v:
But go stay over at a friends house for now.
You've obviously never microwaved expired cheese.
your sister ditched her sopping tampon in your general area
OP, is your mom into scat by any chance?
We once found a dead possum in our old dryer vents. It wasn't letting off a smell though, it got cooked slowly and the constant heat kept bacteria off.
It was there for nearly 10 years before we found it. The dryer wasn't working right because dust had gathered up on the creature, so we cracked open the vents and the fucker came sliding out and disintegrated in my mom's hands. She didn't speak for the rest of the day.
You don't know ungodly smell until you come home and found out your cat shit AND pissed in the floor and it has sat there all day.
(I rated myself late too)
OP hasn't smelled anything worse,
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yet.
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