If you're Australian, you should just visit america for a while. thatll do 'er
Baseball bat. Thats all i can say.
Just be yourself but presumptuous, if a girl shows even the slightest sign then make a subtle move.
Does anyone else feel like the OP's post is oddly indicative towards the truth of the "Australian Girls are easy" stereotype? Not that it is, but I thought it was funny.
A van and a bag of candy.
Find a really ugly girl, I know you'll be put off, but the only way to get a girl is to lower your standards.
Image serves me well, girls are attracted to me, and they start hanging around me, and when I get to know them better I figure whether or not I'll make a move, it's really easy if you know what you're doing, at least for me.
Just take a girl you like somewhere ALONE, if you bring your friends it'll just be awkward, especially if it actually goes anywhere. I've had my best luck just going over their house and watching a movie and sitting close to them, and just slowly moving closer and eventually leading up to a kiss.
[b]Girls often like my style[/b];
I wear skinny jeans, and fairly tight tops, have a look at Topman, they do both.
Then I wear a nice jacket from there as well.
Then plimsolls come in handy make sure theyre white if your wearing black jeans.
Then music;
I listen to the likes of:
Paramore, Biffy Clyro, The Hoosiers, and that shit.
Roughly clothes in that section will cost £100 for the whole thing.
Usually this works, if you talk on the internet, put kisses, even if they don't, use facebook (It's good to keep up with gossip and shit).
Try to be funny regardless of if your ugly, or attractive.
This should help up your confidence and things, girls might even start to like you.
P.S Im not gay.
P.S.S The clothes are not recommended for overweight people.
I hope this helps, good luck.
Oh, I'm English, and 13.
Be yourself and just talk! Your in high school, so you don't need any long lasting relationships
OP, for you I would recommend buying a net.
dude you're still in high school if you really want a boring 7 month relationship it shouldn't be that hard to set up
I don't.
^ Yeah, teenagers today are way too obsessed with girlfriends and getting one. You have your whole friggin life to do that
[QUOTE=tommofandan;23903226]Girls often like my style;
I wear skinny jeans, and fairly tight tops, have a look at Topman, they do both.
Then I wear a nice jacket from there as well.
Then plimsolls come in handy make sure theyre white if your wearing black jeans.
Then music;
I listen to the likes of:
Paramore, Biffy Clyro, The Hoosiers, and that shit.
Roughly clothes in that section will cost £100 for the whole thing.
Usually this works, if you talk on the internet, put kisses, even if they don't, use facebook (It's good to keep up with gossip and shit).
Try to be funny regardless of if your ugly, or attractive.
This should help up your confidence and things, girls might even start to like you.
P.S Im not gay.
P.S.S The clothes are not recommended for overweight people.
I hope this helps, good luck.[/QUOTE]
"To get a girl you must [b]become[/b] the girl."
[QUOTE=JJ Webby;23903301]"To get a girl you must [b]become[/b] the girl."[/QUOTE]
No, as I stated I'm [i]not[/i] gay, therefore if I was a girl, I'd be attracted to men.
Facebook, is so you have something else to talk about other than your shitty internet friends, and video games.
Put a shoe on your head for tits.
Stick it in their pooper. They love that.
I've been seeing this girl lately and we've been hitting it off, brunette and tanned is my ideal girl so got lucky there ;) hopefully some relationship comes out of it.
[QUOTE=tommofandan;23903322]No, as I stated I'm [I]not[/I] gay, therefore if I was a girl, I'd be attracted to men.
Facebook, is so you have something else to talk about other than your shitty internet friends, and video games.[/QUOTE]
I use Facebook, I talk to girls and I have relationships with girls but I don't do it while putting kisses everywhere in messages or dressing quite femininly.
[QUOTE=JJ Webby;23903443] I don't do it while putting kisses everywhere in messages or dressing quite femininly.[/QUOTE]
I bet you don't have a girlfriend?
You don't have to dress feminine, it's just my style, and I stated that girls usually like it, if you don't then you simply don't need to comment, and try and call me a homosexual, or rather imply it.
[QUOTE=tommofandan;23903496]I bet you don't have a girlfriend?
You don't have to dress feminine, it's just my style, and I stated that girls usually like it, if you don't then you simply don't need to comment, and try and call me a homosexual, or rather imply it.[/QUOTE]
Not at the moment. There's also a difference between being homosexual and crossdressing, although they can interfere at times.
[QUOTE=JJ Webby;23903553]Not at the moment. There's also a difference between being homosexual and crossdressing, although they can interfere at times.[/QUOTE]
No surprise there then.
And it's a good job I'm not one, and don't crossdress, cause then it would be annoying if I got girls.
[QUOTE=tommofandan;23903581]No surprise there then.
And it's a good job I'm not one, and don't crossdress, cause then it would be annoying if I got girls.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I've decided I want a stable relationship and not a lot of pointless ones. I also recently called one off which I am happy with.
i do my mating call every 194 minutes
[QUOTE=bobste;23903815]i do my mating call every 194 minutes[/QUOTE]
Also this.
[QUOTE=Tea;23902575]I get guys.[/QUOTE]
We know, you [i]cross-dressing homosexual abomination.[/i]
I buy mine at the local market. I find that those at the Flea Market are the cheapest, most submissive, and are generally better at what they do, but are also usually dirty and not attractive and probably twenty-five percent of the time have an STD. So I usually get brand-named girls.
Hope this helps!
[QUOTE=tommofandan;23903226]
Roughly clothes in that section will cost £100 for the whole thing.
Usually this works, if you talk on the internet, put kisses, even if they don't, use facebook (It's good to keep up with gossip and shit).
Try to be funny regardless of if your ugly, or attractive.
This should help up your confidence and things, girls might even start to like you.
[/QUOTE]
This advice is awful. The way to get girls is to be yourself, buying clothes and artificially trying to be funny to get girls is just the very wrong way to go about it.
Don't be a dick, but don't be creepy. Be yourself, have a good sense of humor, and keep you're face clear of pimples. Grow your hair if you can, but give it some style! and most importantly, Don't be fat. Most decent girls are secretly repulsed by fat guys.
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