How do you get girls? - General

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;23905472][IMG]http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/60/53/88/85/0060538885869_215X215.jpg[/IMG] These are from Wal-Mart. Are they seriously that bad?[/QUOTE] those aren't that bad but knowing facepunch he's probably wearing these [IMG]http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/80/50/40/05/0080504005371_215X215.jpg[/IMG] and buying anything from walmart is a sign of serious social irresponsibility anyways

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;23905472][IMG]http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/60/53/88/85/0060538885869_215X215.jpg[/IMG] These are from Wal-Mart. Are they seriously that bad?[/QUOTE] My shoes are pretty much that except completely black.

[QUOTE=tommofandan;23903226][b]Girls often like my style[/b]; I wear [B]skinny jeans, and fairly tight tops[/B], have a look at Topman, they do both. Then I wear a nice jacket from there as well. Then plimsolls come in handy make sure theyre white if your wearing black jeans. Then music; I listen to the likes of: [B]Paramore[/B], Biffy Clyro, The Hoosiers, and that shit. Roughly clothes in that section will cost £100 for the whole thing. Usually this works, if you talk on the internet, [B]put kisses[/B], even if they don't, use facebook ([B]It's good to keep up with gossip and shit[/B]). Try to be funny regardless of if your ugly, or attractive. This should help up your confidence and things, girls might even start to like you. [B]P.S Im not gay.[/B] P.S.S The clothes are not recommended for overweight people. I hope this helps, good luck. Oh, I'm English, and 13.[/QUOTE] *ahem* DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/rainbow.png[/IMG] The thing is, they like your style because it makes you look gay, and girls find gay people hilarious. So there.

If you do well in school, wait until you get into college and find a girl you like who is struggling in a class you know a lot about. Help her with one homework assignment and bam, you're in.

Be confident, don't be afraid of talking to them, and don't be afraid of looking like an idiot. Not social/don't know how to talk to girls? Go to a strip club. Not only do you get to see tits, but it's the perfect place to practice your game. Of course, the girls there are going to approach you because they want you to buy a private dance, but they are still people. Talk to them and try to say things that make them laugh/smile. If you're not doing a good job, they'll just ask "So are you going to buy a dance or what?" If you're doing a good job, they'll sit there and talk to you for quite a while before asking if you want to go somewhere private. If you can make a stripper like you enough to just sit there and talk, despite every minute being a minute they're not making money, you can definitely get a normal girl to appreciate talking with you. Going to a strip club just to practice game is pretty lame, but nothing is wrong with going to a strip club to see tits and practicing your game while you're there.

shoot for young babes that are confused and slutty

be funny, works for me

The only thing I seem regularly capable of getting girls to do is follow me around the mall while texting their respective boyfriends.

I'm too shy to be around girls so I tell them to fuck off!

[QUOTE=Steppard;23908435]I'm too shy to be around girls so I tell them to fuck off![/QUOTE] If you can tell every girl you see to fuck off then i don't think you're very shy of them.

[QUOTE=conan96;23908673]If you can tell every girl you see to fuck off then i don't think you're very shy of them.[/QUOTE] fuck off!

[QUOTE=meepugh;23902766]Chop of your penis. They love that.[/QUOTE] can i get a chop of this mans penis

Lift weights and tan.

[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;23909011]Lift weights and tan.[/QUOTE] Get a tan and wait. :3:

i updated my post, need more advice from what facepunch says!

[QUOTE=Sata_Sonic;23902548] Oh man, man oh man, a chick came up to me at a shop and told me that she liked me and wanted to go for a drink with me. I declined since she was too fat, [highlight] now i feel bad cause I sort of misjudged her personality :( [/highlight] [/QUOTE] that's your problem, you're honest ! Be manipulative and kill ur conscience then you're good to go :smug:

You fucking idiots. If you read the post he's asking how girls where you live are like. Talk about that.

[QUOTE=tommofandan;23903226][b]Girls often like my style[/b]; I wear skinny jeans, and fairly tight tops, have a look at Topman, they do both. Then I wear a nice jacket from there as well. Then plimsolls come in handy make sure theyre white if your wearing black jeans. Then music; I listen to the likes of: Paramore, Biffy Clyro, The Hoosiers, and that shit. Roughly clothes in that section will cost £100 for the whole thing. Usually this works, if you talk on the internet, put kisses, even if they don't, use facebook (It's good to keep up with gossip and shit). Try to be funny regardless of if your ugly, or attractive. This should help up your confidence and things, girls might even start to like you. P.S Im not gay. P.S.S The clothes are not recommended for overweight people. I hope this helps, good luck. Oh, I'm English, and 13.[/QUOTE] I'd rather cut my arm off than become some hipster faggot that has no personality.

Through myspace

Post on facepunch

Craigslist is the new Myspace.

Just ask. The reason most gf-less guys are gf-less is because they never let the girl know they're interested in them.

[QUOTE=Sata_Sonic;23902548]Ok, please only serious answers and opinions. If I wanted a fuck buddy, I wouldnt write this thread. Anyways, im from Australia. And its DEAD hard to get any type of girl into a long lasting relationship more which lasts more than 1 night. Also, its virtually impossible to get a girl without actually going to a bar, which I highly dislike due to the amount of dickheads in every single night club. Where do you get girls? Please state your country as well because its interesting how people cope with this issue all over the world. PS. Im not a nerd or anything, I just hate going out at night. PS**- Im 17 and Im studying in my last year of highschool. Graduating in about 4 months. Oh man, man oh man, a chick came up to me at a shop and told me that she liked me and wanted to go for a drink with me. I declined since she was too fat, now i feel bad cause I sort of misjudged her personality :([/QUOTE] Believe it or not, around 50% if not more of the world is women. It is not "impossible to get a woman without going to a bar." Chances are, that if you put yourself out there, you will find someone. You just got to get out of the house and do things. If you do something that involves other people, chances are, women will be there.

[QUOTE=Tukimoshi;23910686]Believe it or not, around 50% if not more of the world is women. It is not "impossible to get a woman without going to a bar." Chances are, that if you put yourself out there, you will find someone. You just got to get out of the house and do things. If you do something that involves other people, chances are, women will be there.[/QUOTE] [code]Pos Country Male Female Number of Females per Male 1 Latvia 1,055,000 1,252,000 1.19 2 Estonia 611,000 718,000 1.18 3 Ukraine 21,310,000 25,171,000 1.18 4 Armenia 1,406,000 1,610,000 1.15 5 Lesotho 835,000 960,000 1.15 6 Lithuania 1,600,000 1,831,000 1.14 7 Russian Federation 66,447,000 76,754,000 1.16 8 Belarus 4,559,000 5,197,000 1.14 9 Hong Kong 3,313,000 3,728,000 1.13 10 Georgia 2,114,000 2,360,000 1.12 Pos Country Male Female Number of Males per Female 1 United Arab Emirates 3,063,000 1,433,000 2.14 2 Qatar 547,000 265,000 2.06 3 Kuwait 1,612,000 1,075,000 1.50 4 Bahrain 414,000 313,000 1.32 5 Oman 1,443,000 1,124,000 1.28 6 Saudi Arabia 13,259,000 11,314,000 1.17 7 Jordan 2,964,000 2,739,000 1.08 8 Timor-Leste 492,000 455,000 1.08 9 Libya 3,020,000 2,834,000 1.07 10 Afghanistan 15,404,000 14,459,000 1.07 [/code] More than 50%

[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;23905294]You best be trolling. I wear metal band shirts, black jeans, shoes from Wal-Mart, a black hoodie in the fall and winter and in the spring and summer sometimes I wear an old Canadian Army combat jacket and there are a few girls that I'm friends with and they aren't that bad looking either. Too much of a pussy to ask any of them out though.[/QUOTE] You good sir, dress like I do, except I wear camo pants, military T-shirts, and sometime a band T-shirt (metal genre aswell) and I do wear my resident evil hoodie..bitches go crazy over Umbrella Corporation :D

Look its easy, but heres the thing, your after a long lasting relationship so bars are NOT the way to go unless your just looking for a hookup (although thats good for your confidence gives it a bit of a boost ;) Now you will want to meet a girl at school (Your in school still right?) and once your out of school look for girls at either tafe or Uni, or work if those two arent an option. Get to know them and when you feel its right ask her out DO NOT put it off, but dont do it to early either, im pretty sure you will know when its right ;) Now your Age is a problem and it helps if you look good, if you look like a trainwreck then you probably shouldnt have turned that fat chick down lol. Do you drive? and do you have a car? also in 1 year you will be 18 and able to go to nightclubs and the like, they are great for hookups but as you have said this isnt what your after. But honastly in my opinion, you should leave the long term relationship thing for later, I just got out of a 2 and 1/2 year one and I had missed out on HEAPS, now im having the time of my life out with randoms and its great. Dont feel the need for something long lasting straight away. BTW im 20 and also Australian, we have the hottest people in the world here what are you waiting for mate :D btw, Uni has at least a 3 to 1 chick to dick ratio so you are garunteed one there when you leave school ;) Hope this helps.

[QUOTE=Rick Ross;23910471]You fucking idiots. If you read the post he's asking how girls where you live are like. Talk about that.[/QUOTE] read the title too

[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;23905294]You best be trolling. I wear metal band shirts, black jeans, shoes from Wal-Mart, a black hoodie in the fall and winter and in the spring and summer sometimes I wear an old Canadian Army combat jacket and there are a few girls that I'm friends with and they aren't that bad looking either. Too much of a pussy to ask any of them out though.[/QUOTE] Well if you dressed less like a bogan you might have the confidence to go for them. You also shouldn't limit all your clothing to that.

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