Australian.
Talk to girls, helps a lot. Try going out with girls (shops and shit, when appropriate, don't go to a girl you've talked to once "hey lets go shopping".... you'll sound both gay and creepy)
I just found a nice, sweet girl who was interested in me. Sure we met in a very random way.
OP, make sure to get some Australium. Then the women will FLOCK to you!
Buy a van, paint it to look like an ice cream truck, and yell FREE ICE CREAM!
[img_thumb]http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/5984/1277802096345.jpg[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/9194/1277600318531.jpg[/img_thumb]
A combination of these 2, and you can get any girl you want.
If you don't want straight up sex, use the free sex card to trick them into a relationship, by combining that with the bottom one.
No joke Facepunch: I'm a cheerleader on the high school football team. The only guy. We like to travel alot.
So if you are got and dancing and getting crowds off their feet, it's not a bad option.
[QUOTE=geek_loser;23911777]No joke Facepunch: I'm a cheerleader on the high school football team. The only guy. We like to travel alot.
So if you are got and dancing and getting crowds off their feet, it's not a bad option.[/QUOTE]
so in other words you're a faggot
[QUOTE=bobste;23912022]so in other words you're a faggot[/QUOTE]
Chloroform.
:smug:
I don't. :sigh:
Right click, save as.
[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;23912435]Right click, save as.[/QUOTE]
OP needs a girl whose name doesn't end in ".jpg' for once
I haven't read through all the posts so I may be late on this one... but... You're 17 and you're sick of going to nightclubs and bars? Dude you're not even old enough to get into one. The local PCYC underage disco doesn't count.
You're still in high school, the best place to start would be there. Surely there's someone there you like. Also you don't want a serious relationship yet. Have as many one night stands as you can, while you're still young!!
I'm 16, look like a 14 year old, and I got to bars. :smug:
find a girl you have common interests with. don't try to get a girl just because "oh l0l man that chick is so hot i'd fucxk her instantly lol!!!".
Be yourself.
I have found that it's easier to speak in text than it is in actual words. I usually hit on girls via FaceBook a lot more than I do IRL, because on the intertoobz I can pull off such a thing and still look cool, but doing it IRL would make me look like a fucking idiot. Then when I meet the girl IRL it's a lot easier to talk.
[QUOTE=tommofandan;23903226][b]Girls often like my style[/b];
I wear skinny jeans, and fairly tight tops, have a look at Topman, they do both.
Then I wear a nice jacket from there as well.
Then plimsolls come in handy make sure theyre white if your wearing black jeans.
Then music;
I listen to the likes of:
Paramore, Biffy Clyro, The Hoosiers, and that shit.
Roughly clothes in that section will cost £100 for the whole thing.
Usually this works, if you talk on the internet, put kisses, even if they don't, use facebook (It's good to keep up with gossip and shit).
Try to be funny regardless of if your ugly, or attractive.
This should help up your confidence and things, girls might even start to like you.
P.S Im not gay.
P.S.S The clothes are not recommended for overweight people.
I hope this helps, good luck.
Oh, I'm English, and 13.[/QUOTE]
Resembles me a little, except with the music.
I have quite alot of friends that are girls.
I think having good hair and clothes helps. I'm also make my friends laugh alot, girl ones included. That helps too. Girls seem to love funny guys. I'm damn skinny, so the body doesn't matter all the time to them, although it probably helps. And a good personality is important too.
Fucking girls, how do they work
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[img_thumb]http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/9194/1277600318531.jpg[/img_thumb]
A combination of these 2, and you can get any girl you want.
If you don't want straight up sex, use the free sex card to trick them into a relationship, by combining that with the bottom one.[/QUOTE]
the big info picture is actually pretty damn helpful.
Be yourself :downs:
p easy, dont be stiff like a plank around them, be loose and shit and smile
if youre a big fucking plank with a frown they'll take you for a faggot
I tell them about my huge... Poscount on FP, bitches in a 10km radius wet themselves whenever I mention it.
Seriously though, being yourself is easiest, of course then it all comes down to what "Being yourself" means.
Getting a girlfriend is easy. I don't get why people think it's so hard.
[QUOTE=Cheryl Cole;23922145]Getting a girlfriend is easy. I don't get why people think it's so hard.[/QUOTE]
A girlfriend is easy, it's just hard to find one that fits your standards.
[QUOTE=Cheryl Cole;23922145]Getting a girlfriend is easy. I don't get why people think it's so hard.[/QUOTE]
Because not all of us are Cheryl Cole :saddowns:
[QUOTE=tommofandan;23903226][b]Girls often like my style[/b];
I wear skinny jeans, and fairly tight tops, have a look at Topman, they do both.
Then I wear a nice jacket from there as well.
Then plimsolls come in handy make sure theyre white if your wearing black jeans.
Then music;
I listen to the likes of:
Paramore, Biffy Clyro, The Hoosiers, and that shit.
Roughly clothes in that section will cost £100 for the whole thing.
Usually this works, if you talk on the internet, put kisses, even if they don't, use facebook (It's good to keep up with gossip and shit).
Try to be funny regardless of if your ugly, or attractive.
This should help up your confidence and things, girls might even start to like you.
P.S Im not gay.
P.S.S The clothes are not recommended for overweight people.
I hope this helps, good luck.
Oh, I'm English, and 13.[/QUOTE]
not sure if serious...
[QUOTE=acds;23922234]A girlfriend is easy, it's just hard to find one that fits your standards.[/QUOTE]
Lower your standards.
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