[QUOTE=Alcapwne;23902572]Your age and occupation would help.[/QUOTE]19 and I work at Wendy's, I have no girl friend and never had one. So those two things do count!
[QUOTE=Bledrix;23926597]19 and I work at Wendy's, I have no girl friend and never had one. So those two things do count![/QUOTE]
Hmm Wendy's isn't too attractive to a woman. Just taking a wild guess
[QUOTE=tommofandan;23903226][b]Girls often like my style[/b];
I wear skinny jeans, and fairly tight tops, have a look at Topman, they do both.
Then I wear a nice jacket from there as well.
Then plimsolls come in handy make sure theyre white if your wearing black jeans.
Then music;
I listen to the likes of:
Paramore, Biffy Clyro, The Hoosiers, and that shit.
Roughly clothes in that section will cost £100 for the whole thing.
Usually this works, if you talk on the internet, put kisses, even if they don't, use facebook (It's good to keep up with gossip and shit).
Try to be funny regardless of if your ugly, or attractive.
This should help up your confidence and things, girls might even start to like you.
P.S Im not gay.
P.S.S The clothes are not recommended for overweight people.
I hope this helps, good luck.
Oh, I'm English, and 13.[/QUOTE]
You sound like a typical prick to me.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATBl4qH9I54[/media]
OR
[img]http://www.freewebs.com/uss1/SHOTGUN.jpg[/img]
Just rub it in her face.
Take off your pants, and put your dick in the face of the girl you like. This will work.
You put Aqua Dots in their drinks and ask them if they want to have some fun.
Connect the dots.
It may physically hurt, but lower your intelligence by 50% and try to be funny. That is the humour that girls like.
I found my girlfriend by being myself.
She commented on a quote I had on my Facebook page and we started talking. Next thing I knew, we were meeting up for coffee. Then before I knew it, I was asking her out and we've been dating for about a year and a half. Hardly any fights, plenty of fun, great person to be around and to talk to.
If you're looking for a long term relationship, you should never have to rely on material possessions. You appearance is important though. You have to at least look presentable. But do not go over the top to find someone. Do buy clothes and shit though that you like that make you feel comfortable, it will make you feel more confident and women are attracted to that.
When it comes to interests and shit, start off with interests of yours that are more... accepted. If she likes what she hears, start going into your quirks. If she hasn't run away, lay on her some of your more bizarre interests. If she still sticking around, ask if she wants to do something (like coffee) and further your conversation. At this point, think about it. Do you enjoy her company? Do you enjoy her personality? Do you share interests? Can you talk to her without feeling like a dumbass? If you can agree to all of this, continue your relationship. Start talking more and more, talk about goals and your past, listen to hers, relate if you can.
Assuming you've managed to do all of that, consider asking her out because someone who can withstand all of that is hard to come by and will be a great partner. And when you're dating, make sacrifices. Find win-win solutions. Don't submit completely though.
tl;dr
Be yourself. The right one will find you, not the other way around.
[QUOTE=theseltsamone;23929274]It may physically hurt, but lower your intelligence by 50% and try to be funny. That is the humour that girls like.[/QUOTE]
I would never do this man, if she is that stupid don't bother
Hobknock her.
Its easy, get some cologne, nice clothes, a cage and some dog food. You'll find a woman in no time! :v:
I already have 5 girlfriends.... :downs:
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Isn't Australia filled with chicks?
[QUOTE=tommofandan;23903226][b]Girls often like my style[/b];
I wear skinny jeans, and fairly tight tops, have a look at Topman, they do both.
Then I wear a nice jacket from there as well.
Then plimsolls come in handy make sure theyre white if your wearing black jeans.
Then music;
I listen to the likes of:
Paramore, Biffy Clyro, The Hoosiers, and that shit.
Roughly clothes in that section will cost £100 for the whole thing.
Usually this works, if you talk on the internet, put kisses, even if they don't, use facebook (It's good to keep up with gossip and shit).
Try to be funny regardless of if your ugly, or attractive.
This should help up your confidence and things, girls might even start to like you.
P.S Im not gay.
P.S.S The clothes are not recommended for overweight people.
I hope this helps, good luck.
Oh, I'm English, and 13.[/QUOTE]
actually im pretty sure your gay
You're 13?
You're too young and too early to think about girlfriends.
Pull Out you Dick in Front Of them And shout
"SUCK IT YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH"
works Every Time.
That Or Talk to them.
This is how you get girls. Especially over facebook.
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[QUOTE=Water|Marine;23932623]This is how you get girls. Especially over facebook.
[img]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/328/yessiir.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Nice 38-minute disparity between the messages.
I get girls by picking them up at gay clubs. It's fun in itself, kinda like playing Minefield. ;)
Went on my first date today. :smile:
We're going to go out again fo' sho'.
I just asked her if she'd like to go on a date to the movies. We had milkshakes (fuck yeah like i'm in the 50s or something)
[QUOTE=theseltsamone;23929274]It may physically hurt, but lower your intelligence by 50% and try to be funny. That is the humour that girls like.[/QUOTE]
I try to be funny with witty comments, occasional puns and overall general culture humour, works on 90% of all girls that actually have brains and aren't attracted to idiots
Don't spend 5 hours watching her tee off when you go golfing.
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