Oh man, I thought it said misogynist panda, and I was really confused on what he wanted.
So possibly Facepunch not loading at all and just showing a blank site was caused by this? I thought it was just fucking up like it does every now and then. Usually when there's a DDOS going I get the Cloudflare error-page.
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;46610674]So possibly Facepunch not loading at all and just showing a blank site was caused by this? I thought it was just fucking up like it does every now and then. Usually when there's a DDOS going I get the Cloudflare error-page.[/QUOTE]
it was probably him taking credit for bad weather or something
I once hacked someone so hard, they were lost in cyberspace for a week.
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;46610674]So possibly Facepunch not loading at all and just showing a blank site was caused by this? I thought it was just fucking up like it does every now and then. Usually when there's a DDOS going I get the Cloudflare error-page.[/QUOTE]
Cloudflare only filters stuff going through them and even then it's only low level filtering. If you attack the server directly and not through cloudflare it wont do shit.
[QUOTE=Dr. Doughnut;46610638]Oh man, I thought it said misogynist panda, and I was really confused on what he wanted.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b623/Xanreita/misogynypanda_zps77fcc694.png[/IMG]
Obviously he wants this panda to shut up
i surrender
I'm hungry
I love when shit like this happens to Facepunch, it's part of a charm. Keep going guys, you just made my day.
maybe they just want our purple party hats?
Wait, so this whole AGG thing is what's causing these shitty ads and stuff?
I keep getting links to stuff like "blackfridaysale.ru" with some reference link.
[QUOTE=Tools;46611657]Wait, so this whole AGG thing is what's causing these shitty ads and stuff?
I keep getting links to stuff like "blackfridaysale.ru" with some reference link.[/QUOTE]
nope, that's probably you just coming down with some adware.
[QUOTE=Tools;46611657]Wait, so this whole AGG thing is what's causing these shitty ads and stuff?
I keep getting links to stuff like "blackfridaysale.ru" with some reference link.[/QUOTE]
I've yet to see ads on FP.
[QUOTE=Tools;46611657]Wait, so this whole AGG thing is what's causing these shitty ads and stuff?
I keep getting links to stuff like "blackfridaysale.ru" with some reference link.[/QUOTE]
Your computer probably has STDs.
I for one welcome our new AGG overlords
With all this "hacking" and doxxing and ddosing going around all I can think of is this:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2PdCJk3.gif[/IMG]
Guys, they are fooling us, can't you see???
While they distract us with this DDOS threat they are secretly using binary bypasses to get into our firmware main drive. I tried stopping them with my Norton Anti-Kapserky Malwarebytes Anti Virus Program, however, they had prepared for this by setting up their linear motion fireware program path which blasted through the server's blast processing and right into our firmware main drive!
They now have control of whatever they please, I don't have much time until they get me, so, listen! The only way to stop them is to use the ge-HACKED BY AGG
[QUOTE=jackteam54;46611900]Guys, they are fooling us, can't you see???
While they distract us with this DDOS threat they are secretly using binary bypasses to get into our firmware main drive. I tried stopping them with my Norton Anti-Kapserky Malwarebytes Anti Virus Program, however, they had prepared for this by setting up their linear motion fireware program path which blasted through the server's blast processing and right into our firmware main drive!
They now have control of whatever they please, I don't have much time until they get me, so, listen! The only way to stop them is to use the ge-HACKED BY AGG[/QUOTE]
brb guys, installing Malware Bytes + Avast + Symantec :tinfoil:
is anyone safe? im relly scared
[editline]1st December 2014[/editline]
seriously
[QUOTE=MasterCox;46612067]is anyone safe? im relly scared[/QUOTE]
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD OH NOOOOOO
[QUOTE=Xubs;46612084]I lost my arm
and my dignity[/QUOTE]
At least your virginity is safe. :v:
[QUOTE=ExtReMLapin;46612198]At least your virginity is safe. :v:[/QUOTE]
not for long guis
I saw picture of intenret hacker coming out of computer :<
[t]http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/seance.jpg[/t]
Im scared should i wrap screen with tape?
nobody is safe anymoere
[QUOTE=NiandraLades;46609534]It was me all along[/QUOTE]
ummm mods?
[QUOTE=MasterCox;46612067]is anyone safe? im relly scared
[editline]1st December 2014[/editline]
seriously[/QUOTE]
Yes! I managed to stop them from overriding the main functions of my profile, but only temporarily... I can now tell you how to stop them from taking over facepunch and increasing their stocks is to use the Gerosh Mechanism. I know, it may sound crazy, but YOU are the only one that knows how to use it, well, besides me but I'm being hacked.
Let me try me best to explain what you must do, before AGG gets back at me. The Gerosh Mechanism was established in the mainframe of Facepunch in 2009 after a breakthrough in the technological advancement of firmware power. The man who discovered this was Gerosh himself. To improve the security of it Gerosh collaborated with Garry to foretell to users who would eventually sign up in the times it was needed the most, two of these Chosen Ones are me and you. However, due to the destruction of my main linear data line I can not access the Gerosh Mechanism!
You however, can. But you have to act fast! The AGG are sure to come for you next.
First, open up your firmware power gauge and set it to maximum efficiency, you'll need it for this. Then, take out your trusty iPipboy '97 and search for the causation stream, once you find it put in the password "Gerosh" you should then recieve a notification that reads like this:
[QUOTE]-----GEROSH MECHANISM: OFF
-----HELLO, MASTERCOX. ACTIVATE MECHANISM AND ESTABLISH MAINFRAME?
-----Y/N?[/QUOTE]
Enter Y, which will then activate the Gerosh Mechanism, your iPipboy '97 will then reboot with a new more streamlined and protected UI. Then, without hesitation Ctrl+Alt+Del and access the task manager. Once there put an end to the program "AGG.jpg" and you will have rid facepunch of AGG.
Good luck! We are counting on you!
-HACKED BY AGG... YOU FOOL! ACTIVATING THE GEROSH MECHANISM WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING I'VE WORKED FOR! DONT YOU DARE YOU MONSTER.
[QUOTE=Mitchel.;46612232]not for long guis
I saw picture of intenret hacker coming out of computer :<
[t]http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/seance.jpg[/t]
Im scared should i wrap screen with tape?
nobody is safe anymoere[/QUOTE]
Wack that pervy hand with a hammer. That'll teach it.
[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;46612347]Wack that pervy hand with a hammer. That'll teach it.[/QUOTE]
But what if hacker's hand would fiddle with someone's gf while he's asleep :quagmire:
They were first for our virginitys and now they take our gfs :tinfoil:
Garry plz do sumthng ;<
Where [I]is[/I] maxofs2d?
[editline]jsh[/editline]
Banned again?
[QUOTE=WrathOfCat;46612376]Where [I]is[/I] maxofs2d?[/QUOTE]
permabanned last time I checked
[QUOTE=Xubs;46612226]I would hate to lose that to maxofs2d (assuming it was him like crapt predicted)
I'm not sure if I can consume that many baguettes to satiate his sick fetishes[/QUOTE]
MaxOfSTD
That hacker hand is sexy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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