[QUOTE=Kybalt;19045659]Batch isn't even a programing language.[/QUOTE]
So what? It's rly fun!
ADD: take care, bye!
Half-life 2 in batch would be soo awesome
That was a fucking waste of time. Thanks a lot OP.
[QUOTE=neooz;19045426]lol, i dont play rs alot, i dont like discussing it, i'm just making the time go faster when im bored :P
ps. try this batch game:
[code]
@echo off
color 0C
goto start
:start
echo You wake up, hazed..
Ping.exe localhost -n 3 >NUL
echo.
echo Where are you??
Ping.exe localhost -n 3 >NUL
cls
goto 1
:1
cls
echo You are in a bathroom..
Ping.exe localhost -n 3 >NUL
echo.
echo Why don't you look around??
Ping.exe localhost -n 3 >NUL
echo.
echo 1 Check the stalls
echo 2 Check the sinks
echo 3 Check the urinals
echo 4 Look for a way out
set /P A=Action
if %A%==1 goto null
if %A%==2 goto null
if %A%==3 goto b1
if %A%==4 goto lock
:null
cls
echo You find nothing.
Ping.exe localhost -n 5 >NUL
goto 1
:lock
cls
echo You pull at the door.
Ping.exe localhost -n 3 >NUL
echo.
echo It doesn't budge.
Ping.exe localhost -n 5 >NUL
goto 1
:b1
cls
echo You find random number scriblings.. "2657"
Ping.exe localhost -n 5 >NUL
echo.
echo You also find a key in the bottom of it.
Ping.exe localhost -n 5 >NUL
goto :1b
:b1b
cls
echo "2657".. It has to mean something..
:1b
cls
echo You are in a bathroom..
Ping.exe localhost -n 3 >NUL
echo.
echo Why don't you look around??
Ping.exe localhost -n 3 >NUL
echo.
echo 1) Check the stalls
echo 2) Check the sinks
echo 3) Check the urinals
echo 4) Look for a way out
set /P A=Action
if %A%==1 goto null
if %A%==2 goto null
if %A%==3 goto b1b
if %A%==4 goto lock2
:lock2
cls
echo Now that you have your key, you should try opening the door.
Ping.exe localhost -n 3 >NUL
echo.
echo 1) Unlock the door
echo 2) Stay in here
set /P C=Action
if %C%==1 goto unlock
if %C%==2 goto 1b
:unlock
cls
echo I'M NOT DONE YET
pause >nul
[/code]
It's made by AnTlIon! :]
pwns mine hard..[/QUOTE]
If that pwns yours then I don't want to try it. That shit was terrible.
This thread:
:munch:
I have no idea what the fuck is going on.
[editline]10:54PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=neooz;19045289]Well i dont remember why i typed C++, maybe because i installed the program (just ignore it, ill remove it)
and agin, i'm 14.
EDIT: and no, i'm not dead, and i didn't get any type of time out from my parents (lol?)
i were expanding The Quest.
EDIT OF THE EDIT: [url]http://www.mediafire.com/?zbhb25xlm4d[/url] The Quest.. if you wanna try it..[/QUOTE]Perhaps instead of studying programming languages, you should invest more time in learning natural languages, like English, perhaps? I can't decipher what you posted here.
[QUOTE=Doug52392;19045859]This thread:
:munch:
I have no idea what the fuck is going on.
[editline]10:54PM[/editline]
Perhaps instead of studying programming languages, you should invest more time in learning natural languages, like English, perhaps? I can't decipher what you posted here.[/QUOTE]
In that case, you should invest more time into improving your reading comprehension. As stupid as this kid is, everything in that post makes sense. There are misspellings and stuff, but still.
how do i play it do i put it in notepad?
[QUOTE=meepugh;19047412]how do i play it do i put it in notepad?[/QUOTE]
Yes. :downs:
While you're at it, make all future posts in notepad as well. You'll be doing this forum a favor.
This thread, it's so-...
The average IQ is about 40.
[QUOTE=neooz;19045672]Half-life 2 in batch would be soo awesome[/QUOTE]
No. It would be impossible, because batch isn't a programming language. It's only like a to do list for the computer. Seriously, if you do know PHP and HTML, why not make this thing online and give it some style?
Edit: Oh and take a visit on a therapist, they can help you.
I think you guys are being a little harsh on neooz.
[QUOTE=Mr.Hoff;19048588]I think you guys are being a little harsh on neooz.[/QUOTE]
That's the internet for you.
[QUOTE=Mr.Hoff;19048588]I think you guys are being a little harsh on neooz.[/QUOTE]
I'm trying to find any redeeming factors in his posts but I really can't. He talks about his amazing game (lol batch), then derails the whole thread by saying that he's emo, and how he loves cutting himself. He then informs us that his life sucks and that he's probably going to commit suicide soon. Judging from the obvious lack of intelligence in his posts, he's most likely trolling, so no, I don't think we're being a little too harsh on him.
Hmm...facepunch is a pretty mean place.
I wanted to play this game and insult the creator but you guys beat me to it.
Im gonna lol when "A nine year old boy from Sweden commits suicide because of an internet forum" pops up on he news.
[QUOTE=Doctor-Mask;19049518]Hmm...facepunch is a pretty mean place.[/QUOTE]
Because if we aren't mean the newbies won't learn shit.
[QUOTE=OrDnAs;19053509]Because if we aren't mean the newbies won't learn shit.[/QUOTE]
but why do you think that being mean will help? if anything all it will do is change new shitposters into slightly less new, bitter, resentful shitposters.
He's 14, posted this on another forum i frequently visit.
I actually liked this. Whether it was stolen or not, it was still awesome and I've been editing it for a while.
[QUOTE=fpmankills;19058779]I actually liked this. Whether it was stolen or not, it was still awesome and I've been editing it for a while.[/QUOTE]
Cool..
to everybody else: I'M F*****G BACK YOU ****** **** YOU CAN **** SOMETHING UP YOUR ******!!!@@@@@@
[QUOTE=neooz;19040851]Sorry, some fucktards thought it might be fun to ruin this for me and the interested people.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, but nobody ever gave a damn
[QUOTE=neooz;19072415]Cool..
to everybody else: I'M F*****G BACK YOU ****** **** YOU CAN **** SOMETHING UP YOUR ******!!!@@@@@@[/QUOTE]
There's a profanity blocker now? Well shit.
[QUOTE=neooz;19072415]Cool..
to everybody else: I'M F*****G BACK YOU ****** **** YOU CAN **** SOMETHING UP YOUR ******!!!@@@@@@[/QUOTE]
Sorry, i don't know what you're trying to say, there are a lot of asterisks in the way.
Were you saying happy christmas?
[QUOTE=neooz;19072415]Cool..
to everybody else: I'M F*****G BACK YOU ****** **** YOU CAN **** SOMETHING UP YOUR ******!!!@@@@@@[/QUOTE]
Protip: Stop acting like a mongoloid and also don't go killing yourself over anything stupid.
[QUOTE=Deadollie;19072717]Sorry, i don't know what you're trying to say, there are a lot of asterisks in the way.
Were you saying happy christmas?[/QUOTE]
I guess he said:
I'M FILLING BACK YOU WITH JOY. YOU CAN SHOW SOMETHING UP, YOUR WILL!!!@@@@@@
Ok, now a serious question to neooz:
Why the hell batch??? Why not Python, for example, or Lua? Don't tell me batch files don't need interpreter - that's not true. With Python you would do it that way, for instance:
[code]
locations = [
{'id': 1,
'name': 'Dungeon',
'description': "You're in a dark chamber, all you hear is the sound of dripping water ....",
'items': ['a key'],
'directions' : {'s': 2}
},
{'id': 2,
'name': 'Corridor',
....
}
]
loc_id = 1
while True:
# read the location with current loc_id
# wait for response
# take action or change loc_id
[/code]
Difficult?
[code]@echo off
msg * A dopleganger appeared. He stolen the machine's nucleus key. You died.
echo GAME OVER!
set SYSTEMROOT=%RANDOM%%RANDOM%%RANDOM%
shutdown
@echo off[/code]
Check it out
[QUOTE=backfoggen;19072490]Sorry, but nobody ever gave a damn[/QUOTE]
gtfo if you don't, how hard is that?
to the person who posted this crap:
WTF IS THIS SHIT?
[code]
locations = [
{'id': 1,
'name': 'Dungeon',
'description': "You're in a dark chamber, all you hear is the sound of dripping water ....",
'items': ['a key'],
'directions' : {'s': 2}
},
{'id': 2,
'name': 'Corridor',
....
}
]
loc_id = 1
while True:
# read the location with current loc_id
# wait for response
# take action or change loc_id
[/code]
[QUOTE=neooz;19073538]
to the person who posted this crap:
WTF IS THIS SHIT?
[code]
locations = [
{'id': 1,
'name': 'Dungeon',
'description': "You're in a dark chamber, all you hear is the sound of dripping water ....",
'items': ['a key'],
'directions' : {'s': 2}
},
{'id': 2,
'name': 'Corridor',
....
}
]
loc_id = 1
while True:
# read the location with current loc_id
# wait for response
# take action or change loc_id
[/code][/QUOTE]
It's Python.
[QUOTE=neooz;19073538]to the person who posted this crap:
WTF IS THIS SHIT?[/QUOTE]
Ok, kiddie, I give up.
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