• Batch based text game!
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[QUOTE=neooz;19073538]gtfo if you don't, how hard is that? to the person who posted this crap: WTF IS THIS SHIT? [code] locations = [ {'id': 1, 'name': 'Dungeon', 'description': "You're in a dark chamber, all you hear is the sound of dripping water ....", 'items': ['a key'], 'directions' : {'s': 2} }, {'id': 2, 'name': 'Corridor', .... } ] loc_id = 1 while True: # read the location with current loc_id # wait for response # take action or change loc_id [/code][/QUOTE] Look, I can read that, and my ability in Python is pretty much 'if x, print y'.
[QUOTE=wheresmyfish;19058289]but why do you think that being mean will help? if anything all it will do is change new shitposters into slightly less new, bitter, resentful shitposters.[/QUOTE] That means facepunch isn't for them [editline]10:47AM[/editline] [QUOTE=The Pink Scotti;19073315][code]@echo off msg * A dopleganger appeared. He stolen the machine's nucleus key. You died. echo GAME OVER! set SYSTEMROOT=%RANDOM%%RANDOM%%RANDOM% shutdown @echo off[/code] Check it out[/QUOTE] You are so witty
He'll end up the fattest troll ever if you don't stop feeding him.
[QUOTE=Theater;19075392]He'll end up the fattest troll ever if you don't stop feeding him.[/QUOTE] what the?
[QUOTE=Theater;19075392]He'll end up the fattest troll ever if you don't stop feeding him.[/QUOTE] this is what i thought from the beginning..
He's not trolling fyi.
[QUOTE=neooz;19073538]gtfo if you don't, how hard is that? to the person who posted this crap: WTF IS THIS SHIT? [code] locations = [ {'id': 1, 'name': 'Dungeon', 'description': "You're in a dark chamber, all you hear is the sound of dripping water ....", 'items': ['a key'], 'directions' : {'s': 2} }, {'id': 2, 'name': 'Corridor', .... } ] loc_id = 1 while True: # read the location with current loc_id # wait for response # take action or change loc_id [/code][/QUOTE] You have just cemented your reputation as an idiot even further, congratulations. [QUOTE=The Pink Scotti;19073315][code]@echo off msg * A dopleganger appeared. He stolen the machine's nucleus key. You died. echo GAME OVER! set SYSTEMROOT=%RANDOM%%RANDOM%%RANDOM% shutdown @echo off[/code] Check it out[/QUOTE] Question: What exactly does that do? [QUOTE=neooz;19044384] It feels good, and even if it sometimes hurt, idc, because i just cant be fucked to live a "normal" life. [/QUOTE] Oooooh boy, this can't end well....
[QUOTE=dutchah;19075934] Oooooh boy, this can't end well....[/QUOTE] Too right.
I don't know if he's smart enough to commit suicide. That takes skill.
I'd like to see the original script if anyone still has it? If it's worth it, i'd like to improve on it where possible. Heck, i'll probably do it even though it isn't worth it..
[QUOTE=mastersrp;19081751]I'd like to see the original script if anyone still has it? If it's worth it, i'd like to improve on it where possible. Heck, i'll probably do it even though it isn't worth it..[/QUOTE] I think it was posted 1 or 2 pages back.
Lol'd at this thread. Making a game in batch is...odd... but using a language for something it was never designed for is a good way to tell if you are a programmer. It's a test of your logical reasoning to work around the limitations of the language. He's either too lazy to learn a more mainstream language, or he's a nerd who wants to do something odd for the hell of it.
Can someone summerise the last 6 pages for me in one sentance?
[QUOTE=Dr. Doctor;19084632]Can someone summerise the last 6 pages for me in one sentance?[/QUOTE] Wannabe emo who fails at programming gets laughed at and becomes more emo. At least, that's my guess.
[QUOTE=dutchah;19084661]Wannabe emo who fails at programming gets laughed at and becomes more emo. At least, that's my guess.[/QUOTE] Thanks. He took down the link, what was the game anyway? a DnD RP-MUD ripoff?
OP is an emo theif. Watch out for his angst! [editline]11:12PM[/editline] Also, the first page is really fucking hilarious.
There should be a law against this sort of thing. If people are going to react badly to being insulted, trolled or criticised online, they really shouldn't be allowed internet access.
It's like oify leaks out of it's filthy tub every now and then, making a shitstain in form of thread like this in random part of forum.
Well, that was somewhat amusing.
Either the op is a pretty successful troll, or he needs to leave the internet for a few years, come back when he's more intelligent and mature. OP: the more you object to people making fun of you, the more they're going to make fun of you. I'd just stop posting if I were you.
This thread makes me rage. You don't have problems, kid. You haven't even touched life. Just wait a couple years, though. You will crash and freakin' burn.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;19085446]It's like oify leaks out of it's filthy tub every now and then, making a shitstain in form of thread like this in random part of forum.[/QUOTE] shut up nerd
I'd be interested in a text game written in Lisp.
[QUOTE=neooz;19072415]Cool.. to everybody else: I'M F*****G BACK YOU ****** **** YOU CAN **** SOMETHING UP YOUR ******!!!@@@@@@[/QUOTE] You can give your free speech up, this forum is not censored. [editline]09:54PM[/editline] [QUOTE=dutchah;19075934] Question: What exactly does that do? [/QUOTE] Deletes a random file in the system32 folder and shut's down the computer atleast i think Or maybe it diverts the file [editline]09:56PM[/editline] But anywats, congrats facepunch! You forced another person out with your charm
Fucktarts??? Thats new, im going to use that in everyday convos...Thanks Bro.
lol
[QUOTE=KestasLT;19108159] Deletes a random file in the system32 folder and shut's down the computer atleast i think Or maybe it diverts the file [/QUOTE] No. What it actually does is set the system root, or boot, directory to 3 random sequences. For instance, instead of reading C:\Windows it'd read 1294310241904290242132901930803502\Windows thus breaking your computer.
Thank you. I still love you Facepunch. This thread is the best read in 2 weeks.
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