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[QUOTE=nightlord;37377063]It keeps getting more interesting. Whatever the actual reason for it all is though, it will probably be a little disappointing. I enjoy it when things like this give you opportunities to make your own theories about what's going on but the real answer rarely lives up to the expectations.[/QUOTE] frank might become a eunuch to escape the house which either gets him eliminated or it was all a setup and frank went to far.

One of my favorite things is the fact that despite being a parody, it's still "edited" like a typical reality show, meaning we're kinda given only a general view of the amount of time these people have been trapped in the sex house, along with the possibility that some of the situations may not be entirely matching up. Also, there have been those scenes teased in the "Next Time..." bits that never really "happen", like the hobo breaking in and Franks dad having cancer or something.

I think it'll end with the world outside being post-apocalyptic and they're being used as cattle to repopulate. Or this could be the greatest thing on the internet.

[QUOTE=nightlord;37377063]It keeps getting more interesting. Whatever the actual reason for it all is though, it will probably be a little disappointing. I enjoy it when things like this give you opportunities to make your own theories about what's going on but the real answer rarely lives up to the expectations.[/QUOTE] I think Derek said it best in episode 7. "To call this place 'evil' implies a clarity of purpose that I do not want to attribute to anyone involved." I seriously hope we never find out exactly why all this takes place. It's more interesting that way. Also, am I the only person wondering whether or not they'd be able to get themselves out of this mess if they just had sex?

[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;37380342]I think Derek said it best in episode 7. "To call this place 'evil' implies a clarity of purpose that I do not want to attribute to anyone involved." I seriously hope we never find out exactly why all this takes place. It's more interesting that way. Also, am I the only person wondering whether or not they'd be able to get themselves out of this mess if they just had sex?[/QUOTE] You could probably attribute them not having sex to a few different reasons, like spite, malnourishment, the drugs, etc etc. Basically the powers that be have created a situation that makes it borderline impossible to get your fuck on. Unless you're Frank.

Someone needs to make .gif out of when Derek was poking his head around the corner, it would make a great reaction picture.

So when is episode 8?

Thursday.

[QUOTE=Jackald;37447616]If this was a show on TV, with proper 30 minute episodes, i'd watch it.[/QUOTE] the just watch 2 or 3 at a time and pretend it's a commercial between each episode?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JYCSgCPVBQ&feature=g-u-u[/media] New episode!

Holy hell

What in the actual fuck.

RIP [sp]sybian repairman[/sp]

This just keeps getting better and better and better.

cough [sp]GUISE I THINK IT MIGHT BE SCRIPTED[/sp] cough

i thought it was for real when i started watching :( after watching episode 8 i have realized my mistake

[sp]holy shit that ending[/sp]

holy fuckign god

[QUOTE=polarbear.;37469425]i thought it was for real when i started watching :( after watching episode 8 i have realized my mistake[/QUOTE] Dude, it is the fucking onion.

I love how these descriptions are always so well done "The housemates plan an orgy. Alex gets herself in the mood with the Sybian and Derek puts those sex shackles to good use. Frank can't keep it in his pants."

I fucking cringed when I saw the ending for the newest episode.

[QUOTE=Ithon;37377401]frank might become a eunuch to escape the house which either gets him eliminated or it was all a setup and frank went to far.[/QUOTE] I was close, but I think I "nailed it". Also the preview for episode 9 has some major spoilers [sp] you can see frank holding a small doll which might be the baby so I'm going to say that they've been there longer then 3 months which from the first sext what supposed to be how long they were going to stay [/sp] I really want them to live but I think they are going to all die :(

oh my god ahahahah jesus how came I haven't heard of this before

[QUOTE=Ithon;37469949]I was close, but I think I "nailed it". Also the preview for episode 9 has some major spoilers [sp] you can see frank holding a small doll which might be the baby so I'm going to say that they've been there longer then 3 months which from the first sext what supposed to be how long they were going to stay [/sp] I really want them to live but I think they are going to all die :([/QUOTE] but the previews dont always happen in the next episode

I've tried getting some people I know to watch this show so far without spoilers and I've got noes like, "I lived in a sex house, watching it won't amount to the awesome that I had". Next time I see him I'm going to say, "oh my god, I'm so sorry, I didn't know, I didn't know. If you want to talk about anything anything at all call me". So yeah, producers of reality shows are inhuman beings from the cathulu dimension as I can see now from watching sex house. With the power to burn people's skin through heaters this explains how the jersey shoe cast has such tan skin. And the mold grew beyond any thing that exists on this earth, that mold must be not of this earth. [editline]30th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=HazzaHardie;37470332]but the previews dont always happen in the next episode[/QUOTE] there are the previews that say "next time on sex house" and then are are previews from the actual next episode at the end of each episode which are longer in the isolated uploads to youtube. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ciy0w1y1Zrc&feature=player_embedded[/url] not going to thumbnail in case somehow it spoils it for some people some how. Also it's unlisted link, I wonder if there are hidden episodes to sex house on youtube? Another thing, they never explained why the one of the rooms seems of dead animal yet. I hope that isn't a plot hole.

4:27 Frank says "I wasn't afraid of dying, 'cause I thought I had already died" Oh my god, they're in purgatory.

[sp]I love how even the camera crew panics when the goon barges in.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Blooper Reel;37470880][sp]I love how even the camera crew panics when the goon barges in.[/sp][/QUOTE] Maybe even the camera crew are trapped inside.

Well okay [sp]It's kind off obvious that it's fake now that the repair man is dead[/sp]

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;37471097]Well okay [sp]It's kind off obvious that it's fake now that the repair man is dead[/sp][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Niklas;37469465]Dude, it is the fucking onion.[/QUOTE]