• Spongebob Creepypasta: Squidward's Suicide
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anti christ i don't want to scare you i'm sorry you will be too scared
[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;23177480]anti christ i don't want to scare you i'm sorry you will be too scared[/QUOTE] Exactly. You claim to have what we all want, and refuse to actually show anything. Therefor, as rules of evidence state, you don't have it.
[QUOTE=Anti Christ;23177496]Exactly. You claim to have what we all want, and refuse to actually show anything. Therefor, as rules of evidence state, you don't have it.[/QUOTE] i just don't want to scare you bro you just seem too delicate i don't want to give you nightmares i'm just trying to help you
Your acting like no one can exit the video or some shit [editline]10:22AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Rainhorror;23177466]All of you will like this thread then: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=23160827#post23160827[/url] This is fake, saw it before on /x/[/QUOTE] Is there a video included :smile:?
He doesn't have the video, he's just trolling with us.
[QUOTE=Gy.Gray;23177822]He doesn't have the video, he's just trolling with us.[/QUOTE] That's why I stopped replying. It was pretty apparent by his second response.
[QUOTE=Anti Christ;23177915]That's why I stopped replying. It was pretty apparent by his second response.[/QUOTE]It was pretty apparent by his first response, too.
wwhat is suicide mouse?
listen to budspooonce you poor fools this is too scary just leave it be
[QUOTE=BugsyXoX;23178307]wwhat is suicide mouse?[/QUOTE] This. [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=XWlLgUcOv7g[/URL]
[QUOTE=Anti Christ;23177915]That's why I stopped replying. It was pretty apparent by his second response.[/QUOTE] Gold members are typically rude, obnoxious, xenophobic, racists, stupid, homophobic, flamming, disgusting, self obsessed, self loathing, big headed, ambitious, elitist trolls. I can't wait to be one in a few days.
I saw this once on *not allowed to mention where* but I never got by reading the ENTIRE thing.
[QUOTE=Murkat;23169782]The pure essence of pain itself. Or just a silly video. [B]Dare to guess?[/B][/QUOTE] Silly video? :buddy:
my GOD!"
Those descriptions of the murder photographs were really effective.
[QUOTE=w 1 z;23168798][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVRXG2nODls[/media][/QUOTE] What the hell was that......
[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;23172453]one of the actual screenshots from the video, it's really freaky with sound [URL=http://img19.imageshack.us/i/5vvwqv5z.jpg/][IMG]http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/3062/5vvwqv5z.jpg[/IMG][/URL] i won't post the actual thing though because i don't want facepunch to get too scared[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Terry_Crews/terry_crews_as_president_camacho__2_.jpg[/img] C'mon, scro! Don't be a pussay! Post it up!
I am halfway through. Too scared to finish reading it. I am such a pussy. :smithicide:
[QUOTE=JurajIsNotPirat;23178847]I am halfway through. Too scared to finish reading it. I am such a pussy. :smithicide:[/QUOTE] I'd probably shit myself to see the real video, but I sat through suicidemouse.avi, so I wonder what my reaction will be with this one. :v:
I am halfway through. Too scared to finish reading it. I am such a pussy. :smithicide: [editline]fail[/editline] Eh, finished. It's bullshit. Anyone have a link to dead bart/suicide mouse story?
[QUOTE=JurajIsNotPirat;23179138]Anyone have a link to dead bart/suicide mouse story?[/QUOTE] Warning: Not for the faint-hearted. suicidemouse.avi So do any of you remember those Mickey Mouse cartoons from the 1930s? The ones that were just put out on DVD a few years ago? Well, I hear there is one that was unreleased to even the most avid classic Disney fans. According to sources, it's nothing special. It's just a continuous loop (like The Flintstones) of Mickey walking past six buildings that goes on for two or three minutes before fading out. Unlike the cutesy tunes put in though, the song on this cartoon was not a song at all, just a constant banging on a piano as if the keys for a minute and a half before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. It wasn't the jolly old Mickey we've come to love either, Mickey wasn't dancing, not even smiling, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with a normal facial expression, but for some reason his head tilted side to side as he kept this dismal look. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin was reviewing the cartoon to be put in the complete series, he decided it was too junk to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of Walt. When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the file, he noticed something. The cartoon was actually 9 minutes and 4 seconds long. This is what my source emailed to me, in full (he is a personal assistant of one of the higher executives at Disney, and acquaintance of Mr. Maltin himself). After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the sixth minute, before going back into Mickey walking. The sound was different this time. It was a murmur. It wasn't a language, but more like a gurgled cry. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, the picture began to get weird. The sidewalk started to go in directions that seemed impossible based on the physics of Mickey's walking. And the dismal face of the mouse was slowly curling into a smirk. On the seventh minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear) and the picture was getting more obscure. Colors were happening that shouldn't have been possible at the time. Mickey face began to fall apart. his eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and his curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of his face. The buildings became rubble floating in midair and the sidewalk was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconceivable with what we, as humans, know about direction. Mr. Maltin got disturbed and left the room, sending an employee to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately stored the disc of the cartoon into the vault. This distorted screaming lasted until eight minutes and a few seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the Mickey Mouse face at the credits of the end of every video with what sounded like a broken music box playing in the background. This happened for about thirty seconds, and whatever was in that remaining thirty seconds I haven't been able to get a sliver of information. From a security guard working under me who was making rounds outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, the employee stumbled out of the room with pale skin saying "Real suffering is not known" seven times before taking the guard's pistol and committing suicide. The thing I could get out of Leonard Maltin was that the last frame was a piece of Russian text that roughly said "The sights of Hell bring its viewers back in." As far as I know, no one else has seen it, but there have been dozens of attempts at getting the file on RapidShare by employees inside the studios, all of whom have been promptly terminated of their jobs. If you find this film, do not watch it. Dead Bart You know how Fox has a weird way of counting Simpsons episodes? They refuse to count a couple of them, making the amount of episodes inconsistent. The reason for this is a lost episode from season 1. Finding details about this missing episode is difficult, no one who was working on the show at the time likes to talk about it. From what has been pieced together, the lost episode was written entirely by Matt Groening. During production of the first season, Matt started to act strangely. He was very quiet, seemed nervous and morbid. Mentioning this to anyone who was present results in them getting very angry, and forbidding you to ever mention it to Matt. I first heard of it at an event where David Silverman was speaking. Someone in the crowd asked about the episode, and Silverman simply left the stage, ending the presentation hours early. The episode's production number was 7G06, the title was Dead Bart. The episode labeled 7G06, Moaning Lisa, was made later and given Dead Bart's production code to hide the latter's existence. In addition to getting angry, asking anyone who was on the show about this will cause them to do everything they can to stop you from directly communicating with Matt Groening. At a fan event, I managed to follow him after he spoke to the crowd, and eventually had a chance to talk to him alone as he was leaving the building. He didn't seem upset that I had followed him, probably expected a typical encounter with an obsessive fan. When I mentioned the lost episode though, all color drained from his face and he started trembling. When I asked him if he could tell me any details, he sounded like he was on the verge of tears. He grabbed a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and handed it to me. He begged me never to mention the episode again. The piece of paper had a website address on it, I would rather not say what it was, for reasons you'll see in a second. I entered the address into my browser, and I came to a site that was completely black, except for a line of yellow text, a download link. I clicked on it, and a file started downloading. Once the file was downloaded, my computer went crazy, it was the worst virus I had ever seen. System restore didn't work, the entire computer had to be rebooted. Before doing this though, I copied the file onto a CD. I tried to open it on my now empty computer, and as I suspected, there was an episode of The Simpsons on it. The episode started off like any other episode, but had very poor quality animation. If you've seen the original animation for Some Enchanted Evening, it was similar, but less stable. The first act was fairly normal, but the way the characters acted was a little off. Homer seemed angrier, Marge seemed depressed, Lisa seemed anxious, Bart seemed to have genuine anger and hatred for his parents. The episode was about the Simpsons going on a plane trip, near the end of the first act, the plane was taking off. Bart was fooling around, as you'd expect. However, as the plane was about 50 feet off the ground, Bart broke a window on the plane and was sucked out. At the beginning of the series, Matt had an idea that the animated ****of the Simpsons' world represented life, and that death turned things more realistic. This was used in this episode. The picture of Bart's corpse was barely recognizable, they took full advantage of it not having to move, and made an almost photo-realistic drawing of his dead body. Act one ended with the shot of Bart's corpse. When act two started, Homer, Marge, and Lisa were sitting at their table, crying. The crying went on and on, it got more pained, and sounded more realistic, better acting than you would think possible. The animation started to decay even more as they cried, and you could hear murmuring in the background. The characters could barely be made out, they were stretching and blurring, they looked like deformed shadows with random bright colors thrown on them. There were faces looking in the window, flashing in and out so you were never sure what they looked like. This crying went on for all of act two. Act three opened with a title card saying one year had passed. Homer, Marge, and Lisa were skeletally thin, and still sitting at the table. There was no sign of Maggie or the pets. They decided to visit Bart's grave. Springfield was completely deserted, and as they walked to the cemetery the houses became more and more decrepit. They all looked abandoned. When they got to the grave, Bart's body was just lying in front of his tombstone, looking just like it did at the end of act one. The family started crying again. Eventually they stopped, and just stared at Bart's body. The camera zoomed in on Homer's face. According to summaries, Homer tells a joke at this part, but it isn't audible in the version I saw, you can't tell what Homer is saying. The view zoomed out as the episode came to a close. The tombstones in the background had the names of every Simpsons guest star on them. Some that no one had heard of in 1989, some that haven't been on the show yet. All of them had death dates on them. For guests who died since, like Michael Jackson and George Harrison, the dates were when they would die. The credits were completely silent, and seemed handwritten. The final image was the Simpson family on their couch, like in the intros, but all drawn in hyper realistic, lifeless ****of Bart's corpse. A thought occurred to me after seeing the episode for the first time, you could try to use the tombstones to predict the death of living Simpsons guest stars, but there's something odd about most of the ones who haven't died yet. All of their deaths are listed as the same date. This is the story of Dead Bart. We are its legend. I found the suicidemouse.avi story on ED. The other one I just googled 'dead bart'.
[QUOTE=Killowatt;23177756]Your acting like no one can exit the video or some shit [editline]10:22AM[/editline] Is there a video included :smile:?[/QUOTE] No, because there's no video.
[QUOTE=Dan2593;23178478]Gold members are typically rude, obnoxious, xenophobic, racists, stupid, homophobic, flamming, disgusting, self obsessed, self loathing, big headed, ambitious, elitist trolls. I can't wait to be one in a few days.[/QUOTE] :madmax:
[QUOTE=Elgar;23179211]I found the suicidemouse.avi story on ED. The other one I just googled 'dead bart'.[/QUOTE] I saw suicidemouse.avi. It was same-old, same-old. Care to post up Dead Bart? :v:
Great, now I want to see the video and read Suicide Mouse and Dead Bart, but I'll be scared shitless. SHITLESS. This is one of those moments where I wish I had a time machine so I'd never have to read this shit again. BONUS: I fall asleep to Nick @ Nite sometimes. Yes, I like The Nanny and Family Matters and shit. This morning, when I woke up, Spongebob was on, and the first thing I saw was Squidward playing his clarinet badly and I was like [b]HOOOOLLLLYYYYY SHIIIIITTTTT[/b].
So there is no video just a story? :(
[img]http://spongebobsquarepantsfunpage.synthasite.com/resources/squidward.jpg[/img] I had nightmares about this episode as a kid.
I thought the story was real...until he mentioned the photos of dead kids
I cant see how people get scarred from suicide mouse or dead bart, they both aren't scary, now the videogame creepy pasta, that stuff is scary.
Someone post the video. Please
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