[QUOTE=fenwick;21365950]I honestly thought this was going to be a "sex megathread".[/QUOTE]
I didn't, it seemed a bit too obvious to me.
I expected something other than sex, and I wanted to see what it was.
And it was war :(
[QUOTE=Vinze;21365915]But I didn't! For fuck's sake... Stop taking for granted that people are jerks, I just made a mere observation on the forums, since all threads with a sex related title normally have 30-55 people reading, so I shed some light on it out of curiousity and people's opinions. Truth is, I got nothing to feel bad about, and I have not implied anything, you can label me all you want, but I just asked an innocent question, [b]you[/b] started this!
You're the jerk, not me, since you hijacked this thread and totally derailed it. There's your fact, trollboy![/QUOTE]
I didn't start anything, thread started derailing after you fought back at this post [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=21365253&postcount=29[/url]
I've said that your question is valid, you don't pay attention to what you're replying to, are you?
You just pick one line of my post and answer out of context.
I'm not fighting your question in OP. I'm talking only about your self-importance problem and the fact that you are trying to fight this fact off so hard.
You didn't shed any light on anything, men are attracted to everything related to sex. This is not a discovery.
[QUOTE=Vinze;21365915]
I'll just leave this thread and let you nerdrage, have fun. Either way, you failed, since you never made me doubt myself as a person, good luck trolling someplace else.[/QUOTE]
So I'm a troll now? Because I don't think you're awesome and that you have enlightened me?
What was that you've said earlier?
[QUOTE=Vinze;21365662] you don't allow people to have a different point of view than yours,[/QUOTE]
and
[QUOTE=Vinze;21365543][b]hipocracy[/b][/QUOTE]
Actually that Silly started this. The OP just wanted this to be a fun thread, apprently.
:frown: OP I got my hopes up for nothing :colbert:
I was hoping for some sex tips thread...
Well heres a good tip anyways about licking a girl:
It doesn't taste like fish unless she's a dirty whore. Otherwise, it tastes great.
Move around, don't just keep licking the same spot. Remember that the areas around the vagina are also sensitive. Start on her thighs, move to the skin around the vagina, then move in and get to the clit. Don't just jump straight to it. Tease it, too. Lick it a couple times then leave and go around some more. Blow air on it, and give it light little flicks with your tongue. After a while when she's getting into it, then start working it. If your tongue gets tired, give it a break by keeping it still and just moving your head, then get back to your tongue work.
Use your nose, too. It's a different sensation. The more variety you get in, the better. But after you reach a certain point, she'll let you know to keep doing what you're doing and DO NOT STOP until she's done. Remember that some women are very sensitive after they cum, so give her a minute unless she tells you to keep going.
If she's cool, put a finger on her anus. If she's really cool, stick it in. It's awesome. Also, use fingers inside her while you're licking. Trying to make a "come here" motion inside... like you're trying to touch your tongue from inside her with your fingers. Just rub gently, don't try to kill her.
A few general tips on pussy eating, from a "god". I've gotten called that by several women, it's fucking awesome.
[QUOTE=Kommunist;21365995]Actually that Silly started this. The OP just wanted this to be a fun thread, apprently.[/QUOTE]
Check my first post in this thread. I have answered OP's question. Flame war began when the fought fiercely against that guy who said that OP has problems with self-importance.
edit:
^ post above mine. I'd be more fun if this was in the OP. Not a question about why is sex popular.
I was hoping this would be an educational thread
It was not.
Saw thread. Insta-boner. Clicked Thread. Disappointment.
I still can't get rid of the fucking insta-boner!
[QUOTE=Comrade General;21366100]I was hoping this would be an educational thread
It was not.[/QUOTE]
You honestly expected a thread with the title [i]Sex[/i] to teach you something?
:raise:
[QUOTE=RELAXiN;21366053]I was hoping for some sex tips thread...
Well heres a good tip anyways about licking a girl:
It doesn't taste like fish unless she's a dirty whore. Otherwise, it tastes great.
Move around, don't just keep licking the same spot. Remember that the areas around the vagina are also sensitive. Start on her thighs, move to the skin around the vagina, then move in and get to the clit. Don't just jump straight to it. Tease it, too. Lick it a couple times then leave and go around some more. Blow air on it, and give it light little flicks with your tongue. After a while when she's getting into it, then start working it. If your tongue gets tired, give it a break by keeping it still and just moving your head, then get back to your tongue work.
Use your nose, too. It's a different sensation. The more variety you get in, the better. But after you reach a certain point, she'll let you know to keep doing what you're doing and DO NOT STOP until she's done. Remember that some women are very sensitive after they cum, so give her a minute unless she tells you to keep going.
If she's cool, put a finger on her anus. If she's really cool, stick it in. It's awesome. Also, use fingers inside her while you're licking. Trying to make a "come here" motion inside... like you're trying to touch your tongue from inside her with your fingers. Just rub gently, don't try to kill her.
A few general tips on pussy eating, from a "god". I've gotten called that by several women, it's fucking awesome.[/QUOTE]
Pretty sure your talking from copy paste. not from experience.
Because sex is an interesting subject, at least for me it is - plus you tend to get a cheap laugh now and again.
I'm actually disappointed that you felt the need to ask that question, I thought it was fairly obvious.
I am disappointed in this thread. :colbert:
:saddowns:
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;21365042]i like sex[/QUOTE]
it's nice.
Are you really asking a forum filled with nerds like me, why they click on threads that have anything to do with sex?
Guys, where is the sex ? :(
Disappointed...
thread, i am dissapoint
[QUOTE=Mokkan13;21366184]Pretty sure your talking from copy paste. not from experience.[/QUOTE]
Obviously.
[url]http://www.clungeking.info/viewforum.php?f=3[/url] visit it
i was supposed to get laid today but she told me she got her period
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Anyone else feel his avatar kind of fit the thread?
what
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;21364866]Not enough dragonsex.[/QUOTE]
too much of it in fact.
AHh you caught me!
Sex just grabs peoples attention, I was hoping for an orgy in here. You bastard.
you were hoping for an orgy because you saw a thread on an internet forum labelled "sex"
please go outside some more.
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;21378757]you were hoping for an orgy because you saw a thread on an internet forum labelled "sex"
please go outside some more.[/QUOTE]
hi dad can i has butt secks
I put the hex in sex.
If you were to ask a biologist the meaning of life, he or she would most likely say "To reproduce".
Nobody is idiotic enough to think that clicking an internet link with the word "sex" in it will somehow magically get them laid. But sex IS something we think about a lot, so it's natural we'd be curious. Besides, if you saw a thread that said something like: "Rocks." Wouldn't you wonder about it too? It's all in the thread title, dude.
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