What happens when Bioware hires a yaoi fangirl hambeast to write for them?

[3com111]

[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;28552070]You know I'm really getting tired of romances in Bioware games. Iit was fine once in a while and you were like "lesbo sex with the blue one nicceeeee" but they have made it where you can do it in every single game ever with every single character, and at some point I just can't see how it makes a game more fun or interesting.[/QUOTE]

Adds more interaction in the game.

[Kab2tract]

[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;28552070]You know I'm really getting tired of romances in Bioware games. Iit was fine once in a while and you were like "lesbo sex with the blue one nicceeeee" but they have made it where you can do it in every single game ever with every single character, and at some point I just can't see how it makes a game more fun or interesting.[/QUOTE]

Then don't do them. Quit whining.

[Amaurus]

I've seen better pornos than this.

[POLOPOZOZO]

[QUOTE=Kab2tract;28552787]Then don't do them. Quit whining.[/QUOTE]

Oh my god most fucking retarded argument ever, right up there with IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT BUY IT HURRRRR

[baqua]

Well, yeah, if you dont like something then dont buy it.

?

[SoaringScout]

[QUOTE=baqua;28553270]Well, yeah, if you dont like something then dont buy it.

?[/QUOTE]

The point was to make fun of the bad writing.

[Brage Nyman]

I knew that something like that was going to happen when i played it, so i never went all the way with Anders. I wanted some hot gay xxx dwarf action. Never happend.

But i did bang that tiny elf girl that looks like twelve.

[Mr. Scorpio]

Fucking Anders. I was so glad when I killed him.

[Fkpuz Version 1]

this is the gayest thing I have ever seen

[milkandcooki]

Been reading some of the comments, and most of them are the typical "OMG GAY SEX IS AWFUL! THEY ALL GO TO HELL! Except for lesbo sex thats fine lol!11"

I hate people :smith:

[Fkpuz Version 1]

To be fair, lesbo sex is pretty fine.

[Cookie53]

I feel very very dirty now, im gonna go take a shower.

[Kiwi Bird]

Jesus Christ, this game is worse than I thought

[mr apple]

Wait I can do lesbo scenes!?

BUYING THIS GAME.

RIGHT.

FUCKING.

NOW.

[Dori]

[QUOTE=Kiwi Bird;28557587]Jesus Christ, this game is worse than I thought[/QUOTE]

Dragon Age is great if you really like offline, uninspired MMOs.

[The very best]

wow this gay even by gay peoples standards

[Kab2tract]

[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;28553021]Oh my god most fucking retarded argument ever, right up there with IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT BUY IT HURRRRR[/QUOTE]

Some people want to "romance" characters, others don't. Would you prefer to have no options at all, or options of a "romance" or the lack thereof?

[Ignatius]

Reminds me of Twilight.

"Don't be with me Bella, I'm too dangerous and stuff could go wrong!"
"I don't care, I love you!"
-Except-
"Don't be with me [player name], I'm too dangerous!"
I don't care, Anders, I love you!"

And they're both gay, so that helps.

[Dongsofjustice]

Yaoi isnt that bad, its pretty terrible.

On topic: Im pretty sure they added that because normal players wouldnt select the gay shit.
Wonder what would happen if you broke his heart and said no.

[evilweazel]

You know I've seen real gay porn and gay duded making out, but seeing it in a video game just creeps me the fuck out :saddowns:

[Archy]

[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;28552070]You know I'm really getting tired of romances in Bioware games. Iit was fine once in a while and you were like "lesbo sex with the blue one nicceeeee" but they have made it where you can do it in every single game ever with every single character, and at some point I just can't see how it makes a game more fun or interesting.[/QUOTE]

sounds like every oblivion mod ever

[Trunk Monkay]

[QUOTE=Kab2tract;28587201]Some people want to "romance" characters, others don't. Would you prefer to have no options at all, or options of a "romance" or the lack thereof?[/QUOTE]

you shouldn't need too have sex in video games too add too the interaction, or too get people too buy the game. if anything it's just silly, and you get creepy people that fall in love with fictional characters (see the tali thread in the mass effect forums)

[Nestophales]

bioware sucks now

[Kab2tract]

[QUOTE=Nestophales;28598657]bioware sucks now[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure Bioware has different teams for each game, don't generalize the whole company.

Also, you're probably bandwagonning as you probably haven't played the game.

[Murkat]

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;28503018]Oh god so fucking corny.[/QUOTE]

Yeah he didn't have the cleanest pooper.

[Corporal Yippie]

why write 10/10 reviews for your own game when you can just market it to twelve year old girls ? ?

[BCell]

Well at least there is no bestiality in this game

[Blackbird88]

That looks so weird and unnatural :geno:

[Ermac20]

ewwwww

[RibbonHead09]

I feel violated. In a way.