• A friend of mine thinks that she's a fantastic author.
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[QUOTE=Metanoia;20867470]Your surname is uncommon, and I saw your parents' names and numbers on Yahoo people search. :shivdurf: [editline]1[/editline] not to mention addresses. one could mail you poop.[/QUOTE] Really, guys? Are you now planning to mail me human feces? Also, the Yahoo People search shows two people who aren't even my parents/relatives. I've never actually heard of them.
Garbage, her conventions and grammar are terrible and there isn't enough description besides color and thoughts.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20867540]Really, guys? Are you now planning to mail me human feces? Also, the Yahoo People search shows two people who aren't even my parents/relatives. I've never actually heard of them.[/QUOTE] Mail him anthrax. That'll teach him.
Someone I know who has attached herself onto me insisted on including me in the book she's writing about vampires. She described how everyone is (perfect, nice, and caring, or perfect, evil, and still caring; all very beautiful and tall and perfect) along with the plot (something about a necklace? that she has in real life? and her boyfriend? or friend? I don't remember), so I insisted on being the short, fat, ugly, mean, terrible vampire that everyone hates but is still friends with. I asked her a couple of times how the book was coming along, and she'd make up excuses as to why she hadn't been writing it. She also probably spelled my name wrong. Don't worry, Mr. Xavier, she'll get over it and be on the next fad in about a week.
[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;20867557]Mail him anthrax. That'll teach him.[/QUOTE] Seriously, though. Don't bother them. I'd feel pretty bad if a couple people got a poopoo lasagna in the mail because of a mistake.
Also Enoby Raven anyone?
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20867540]Really, guys? Are you now planning to mail me human feces? Also, the Yahoo People search shows two people who aren't even my parents/relatives. I've never actually heard of them.[/QUOTE] You could be lying.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20867586]Seriously, though. Don't bother them. I'd feel pretty bad if a couple people got a poopoo lasagna in the mail because of a mistake.[/QUOTE] I'm guessing it actually is your parents if you're being THAT protective.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20867586]Seriously, though. Don't bother them. I'd feel pretty bad if a couple people got a poopoo lasagna in the mail because of a mistake.[/QUOTE] Idk why you don't feel bad now, ruing your friends dream and all and having them spammed on facebook.
[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;20867599]I'm guessing it actually is your parents if you're being THAT protective.[/QUOTE] id feel p. bad too if my neighbors got a shit stir fry because i'm a dick.
[QUOTE=Atta|To|End;20867593]You could be lying.[/QUOTE] About what? You guys are making fun of one of my friends, writing false statements, and threatening to send poop or anthrax to people I don't even know!
I doubt you really told her the truth about her shit writing.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20867620]Ah, but there's a vital question. Am I a troll who stole an identity and lied in order to ruin lives, or am I just a simple kid who told the truth and whose thread snowballed into something he couldn't control?[/QUOTE] No, you're just an idiot.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20867620]Ah, but there's a vital question.[/QUOTE]Actually the vital question is, "Who is going to get shit mailed to them in a box?"
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20867540]Really, guys? Are you now planning to mail me human feces? Also, the Yahoo People search shows two people who aren't even my parents/relatives. I've never actually heard of them.[/QUOTE] I'm not planning anything. I just like finding information. bit of a hobby. it almost seems like you're challenging me, but maybe it's just me. do you have a big sister named angel who is a weeaboo and also goes by the name icymotha?
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20867620]Ah, but there's a vital question. Am I a troll who stole an identity and lied in order to ruin lives, or am I just a simple kid who told the truth and whose thread snowballed into something he couldn't control?[/QUOTE] OPTION 3 DICKBUTT EXPLOSION?!a I think you're just an idiot.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20867620]Ah, but there's a vital question. Am I a troll who stole an identity and lied in order to ruin lives, or am I just a simple kid who told the truth and whose thread snowballed into something he couldn't control?[/QUOTE] Your a kid who told the truth, then lied to get out of further shit. That's common psychology.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20867620]Ah, but there's a vital question. Am I a troll who stole an identity and lied in order to ruin lives, or am I just a simple kid who told the truth and whose thread snowballed into something he couldn't control?[/QUOTE] 2nd option to make my life great
[QUOTE=Metanoia;20867651]I'm not planning anything. I just like finding information. bit of a hobby. it almost seems like you're challenging me, but maybe it's just me. do you have a big sister named angel who is a weeaboo and also goes by the name icymotha?[/QUOTE] you are scaring me now
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20867620]Ah, but there's a vital question. Am I a troll who stole an identity and lied in order to ruin lives, or am I just a simple kid who told the truth and whose thread snowballed into something he couldn't control?[/QUOTE]Honestly this sounds like something the Riddler would write after severe brain damage. You have no ground to stand on when it comes to complaining about crappy writing. [img]http://tasteslikespam.com/images/smilies/v.gif[/img]
This person lives in Michigan? That's where I live, oh dear god, I need to get out of this state right now before it becomes the new breeding ground for shitty fat no lifed girls who think that they can write decent fiction because they don't have any friends and as stated before, are fat.
[QUOTE=PariahKing;20867682]Honestly this sounds like something the Riddler would write after severe brain damage. You have no ground to stand on when it comes to complaining about crappy writing. :V[/QUOTE] Autistic Riddler. I'm sorry, autism is serious... shouldn't talk about it that way... :frown: :emo:
[QUOTE=Metanoia;20867651]I'm not planning anything. I just like finding information. bit of a hobby. it almost seems like you're challenging me, but maybe it's just me. do you have a big sister named angel who is a weeaboo and also goes by the name icymotha?[/QUOTE] Who? I've only got a couple brothers.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20867706]Who? I've only got a couple brothers.[/QUOTE] You would say that either way.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20867706]Who? I've only got a couple brothers.[/QUOTE] Way to give out MORE INFO. Fucking jesus how stupid can one get? is his name David?
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;20867712]You would say that either way.[/QUOTE] But it's true!
[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;20867714]Way to give out MORE INFO. Fucking jesus how stupid can one get?[/QUOTE] such a thing as lying.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20867706]Who? I've only got a couple brothers.[/QUOTE] Hahahahaha, oh my god you're dumb.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20867730]Once again, we face a key dilemma. You'll have to decide who I really am.[/QUOTE] You're mentally retarded. you're not enigmatic and cool.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20867730]Once again, we face a key dilemma. You'll have to decide who I really am.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss166/SebMcMeb123456/29oq0kx.gif[/IMG]
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