A friend of mine thinks that she's a fantastic author.
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Bad luck, to her.
[QUOTE=Dlaor;20871473]Jesus christ, we're just as evil as /b/.[/QUOTE]
Except we don't have CP.
Apparently, Jake Maheu is also a photographer.
[url]http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Jakemaheu[/url]
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More information...
[url]http://www.ussearch.com/consumer/preview/peoplesearch.do?&searchMName=R&searchLName=Maheu&searchState=MI&searchCity=Fort%20Gratiot&searchFName=Jake&adID=158-0000000044&adsource=158&TID=2&searchtab=criminal[/url]
I love you Facepunch.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20864055]Crush her dreams, feel better about yourself![/QUOTE]
Easy to say for a boy who has no dreams.
Relatives:
Jake Maheu
Paul David Maheu
Angel Maheu
Margaret Carol Maheu
what kinda name is angel
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20864203]What? No way-- I've already got a girlfriend, and she has a boyfriend![/QUOTE]
So did Tiger Woods. :smug:
[QUOTE=Anubis678;20868447]Ok so I really don't want to read through all 13 pages. Someone want to give me the abridged versions of pages 2-12?[/QUOTE]
its worth it to read all of them. I went to bed when Page 10 went up. that was at 4am
now im reading all the way to the end from page 14 atm
I went to bed at 5am just so I could observe this gold.
[QUOTE=Metanoia;20865973]I am an amateur internet detective. Information was already free, so don't blame me :ninja:
School: [url]http://www.port-huron.k12.mi.us/ourschools/highschools/phn/[/url]
Author girl:
Name: Emilie Benjamin
Aliases: starandelafreak (twitter)
OP:
Picture: [url]http://i42.tinypic.com/33lebe8.jpg[/url]
GF?: [url]http://i39.tinypic.com/307p0ea.jpg[/url]
Blog: [url]http://www.jakemaheu.com/[/url]
Twitter: [url]http://twitter.com/jakemaheu/[/url]
Flickr: [url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/jakemaheu/[/url][/QUOTE]
lets just bump this post up to here....
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good to see this thread is still going strong.
I just read this entire thread and all I can say is
<3 FP
Let us know how school is tomorow Jake :smug:
Wow. I'm never going to make a thread about personal life/school life ever again after reading this.
. . .
. . .
No. Nothing I can say can describe how great this is.
This is the best thread ever.
pfft and to think I was going to leave facepunch because people seemed like retards or arrogant assholes.
THIS THREAD makes up for all that.
OP trying to cover his tracks only makes him a more terrible person & friend. :golfclap:
I love how he edited EVERY SINGLE POST like the little coward he is. I mean, look at his face in that picture, it's the face of a kid who would do anything to get out of trouble.
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;20872507]I love how he edited EVERY SINGLE POST like the little coward he is. I mean, look at his face in that picture, it's the face of a kid who would do anything to get out of trouble.[/QUOTE]
holy damn. did he really do that?
fuck he has no life
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17 pages of comments :smug:
Yeah, I saw the OP before he EDITED it. Let's just say he called her spoiled and a bitch. You can see the OP on page 15 I think.
Again- Pre-Edit OP:
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20864030]A somewhat-friend of mine seems to think that she's actually a good author. She's currently working on a "book" called Finally. She always uses an alias online-- Emily Ann Marie Faith Benjamin. Apparently, she's planning to change her name to it later on.
Anyways, she's created a small site and posted both the prologue and the first chapter of her shitty story. She has a tenuous grasp of the English language, but it seems that she doesn't actually know how to write good fiction. The bitch actually managed to work most of her friends into the story, including myself. I told her repeatedly to not include me, but she really doesn't listen. My name IRL is Jake, so she put me in as "Jake Xavier". She's the kind of person who enjoyed the Twilight series, and believes that her entire life is shit, even though she's spoiled. She's obsessed with a guy named David. He's a nice guy, and we share some mutual friends, but she can't shut up about him. From what I've heard, her mom is also a strict Christian. The girl just pisses me off. I can't be a dick, though, since she's friends with my girlfriend.
Here's what has been published so far.
[URL="http://finallyeamfb.webs.com/"]http://finallyeamfb.webs.com/[/URL]
If you can read through the whole thing without vomiting, I salute you. Good luck.
EDIT: She's actually using the webs.com site as both a blog and hosting for her story. Read the posts first, then read the story-- the link is in the sidebar to the left.[/QUOTE]
I think someone said (way back) that they were screencapping each page.. hope someone can come through on that.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20868379]...Are you trolling?
If not, then thanks. It''s kinda nice that people actually see the work I put in to things.
EDIT: I use my real name online because I'm representing myself. I don't want to be portrayed by another person in a bad story.[/QUOTE]
The idea of being anonymous is so that things like this never happen.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20869333]True, I did ask you to -snip- it. I feel that you're going too far with your research. The information in question may be public domain, but you know exactly what the consequences to others are when you post it. It's not fair that you're taking advantage of me when I can't do anything to stop you![/QUOTE]
He wasn't going to far, don't give out personal information EVER. Boy hungry rapist serial killers and /b/ are out to get you.
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OP doesn't have a life. I feel sorry for you OP. Come on Jake, this is why you don't say anything about anybody unless you know you're completely anonymous, which you never are.
[quote]Bad ideas for threads
[b]School[/b][/quote]
"Fuck the rules" they said!
I hope you have a raincoat OP; it is going to be shitstorm for you on Monday morning.
EDIT:
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20870373]I know, right? People keep making up lies about me and it's gonna get all of us, garry included, in trouble.
EDIT: Why did that guy post that? I didn't write that! I would never write something that mean about her.[/QUOTE]
Oh hahahahaha, Jesus H. Christ you're fucked.
[QUOTE=residntevl;20872645]OP doesn't have a life. I feel sorry for you OP. Come on Jake, this is why you don't say anything about anybody unless you know you're completely anonymous, which you never are.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss166/SebMcMeb123456/Cool%20shit/invisible-man.jpg[/IMG]
^ Me.
In a mist of millions of others like that. OP doesn't understand.
[QUOTE=Sheiken;20872654]"Fuck the rules" they said!
I hope you have a raincoat OP, because it is going to be shitstorm for you on Monday morning.[/QUOTE]
OP will be butt hurt.
I am a writer also...I may be crazy, but I'm shooting for 25 chapters.
[QUOTE=PoloXGS;20864152]I read the first paragraph. I am incredibly confused here.[/QUOTE]
I wasn't going to bother reading it but when i did, my mind died a little.
I wish I had been here from the beginning.
OP you're completely fucked and instead of spending yet more time here giving out more personal information about yourself, you should instead be offline trying your hardest to come up with some fucking good excuses.
Aww I'm late to the party.
Her grammar and spelling -> :emo:.
Those comments on the guestbook are cruel, but hilarious.
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