A friend of mine thinks that she's a fantastic author.
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can we ask a mod to give this guy a title? he totally deserves it.
[QUOTE=Exp;20872718]I am a writer also...I may be crazy, but I'm shooting for 25 chapters.[/QUOTE]
Post.
OP has a joker avatar but does not want to see the world burn.
I laughed at the cruel comments, does that make me a bad person?
:frown:
[QUOTE=Dannyboy101;20873055]I laughed at the cruel comments, does that make me a bad person?
:frown:[/QUOTE]
Have you seen what has been done in this thread?
[QUOTE=Mr_Sun;20872914]can we ask a mod to give this guy a title? he totally deserves it.[/QUOTE]
Should be the title of this thread and be linked to this thread.
[b]The truth is out there Jake Maheu! Everyone will know![/b]
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[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;20872901]Aww I'm late to the party.[/QUOTE]
Yea... sorry about that. Some good times were had.
[QUOTE=Sheiken;20873105]Have you seen what has been done in this thread?[/QUOTE]
Not all of it, no
[QUOTE=Dannyboy101;20873124]Not all of it, no[/QUOTE]
It's a good read. You should read it.
EDIT: Lol, 175 Guestbook comments.
This is....really bad. But incredibley funny, what were you trying to prove with this Jake?
Ugh, can someone spare me the chore of reading through 16 pages of thread and give me a summary of what has happened here?
If it sounds good I'll go back through and read it, sorry I don't usually request stuff like this.
Will repost my summary from the last page :P
[QUOTE=Metanoia;20870793]guy posts about how his "friend" is a horrible author & a stupid bitch- but she loves him and includes him in her stories, which he hates. he only gets along with her to appease his gf, who is her friend
people spam the shit out of the poor girl's website/blog. people dig up (lots of) information on everyone involved. it hits 4chan, and they do their thing. I notify his dad & principal that he said some mean stuff. he snips everything, but I have a backup of the OP. I send another message to his principal explaining how he tried to cover up the incident, & linking to the real OP pre-edit.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Metanoia;20873494]Will repost my summary from the last page :P[/QUOTE]
LOL.
Oh facepunch, you so crazy.
This was a thread worth reading.
[QUOTE=Metanoia;20873494]Will repost my summary from the last page :P[/QUOTE]
LOL.
Oh facepunch, you so crazy.
Reading through now.
woah timewarp edit post thing :S
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20870510]I really have no idea as to what you're talking about. I'm pretty lost here, actually. I come in trying to help, and now there's a bunch of people making false accusations against me.[/QUOTE]
You know, I thought you were a horrible person for trying to publicly humiliate someone else's writing just because "she wasn't as good as you" and then tried to backtrack and say that you weren't being mean, only honest. But now you've lost even that. You are an enormous liar and I hope you've learned that trying to get a group together to gang up on some girl is a terrible idea, because the internet isn't so anonymous after all. If you don't like her writing, then tell her you don't want to read it if she asks you too. It's that fucking simple.
[QUOTE=Tarana;20873548]You know, I thought you were a horrible person for trying to publicly humiliate someone else's writing just because "she wasn't as good as you" and then tried to backtrack and say that you weren't being mean, only honest. But now you've lost even that. You are an enormous liar and I hope you've learned that trying to get a group together to gang up on some girl is a terrible idea, because the internet isn't so anonymous after all. If you don't like her writing, then tell her you don't want to read it if she asks you too. It's that fucking simple.[/QUOTE]
Were is a "Winner" rating when you need one.
You're an awful friend, why did you even think this would be a good idea?
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Considering she wrote that you are a best friend for life, you sure didn't act like one. I hope ruining your friendship was worth the cheap laughs.
Summary of OP's actions:
Page 1-3: Ah man, look at this dumb bitch I call a 'friend' lolololol, come read her stupid shit.
Page 4-6: Man, some good times here. I love the guestbook comments
Page 7-8: This got on 4chan? LOL, let's see where it goes from here
Page 9-11: Oh hey... my info and some of my friend's info. Well, it was on the internet... I'll just deny anything and everything
Page 12-13: Shit.. this isn't going so well... maybe I oughta start deleting some stuff
Page 14-Now: SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DELETE EVERYTHING! *edits OP*
Welp. Jake, I hope this teaches you to:
1. Not use YOUR REAL NAME as a username, especially in the case that you mention other people you know in real life.
2. To not turn to Facepunch to give "constructive" criticism.
And 3. To not be a complete idiot and snip half of the mean things you said, AFTER people already quoted you. You can't take back your words. If you really do hate her writing, fine. She sucks. But if you still care for her as a friend and don't want her to get pissed at you, DON'T POST THAT SHIT ONLINE.
OP's parents probably already raged and
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his ass.
He's lucky the 4chan thread got 404'd before his address was found. he'd be answering the door for the pizza boy right now. and an hour from now. and an hour from then.
they were pretty dumb though. the first guestbook posts (from FP users) were at least kind of thoughtful. then 4chan was like "hay lets post lots of bad werdz!!"
wow she sucks.
[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;20874038]OP's parents probably already raged and
[img]http://www.nothingbritish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Banned.gif[/img]
his ass.[/QUOTE]
Not banned, just trying to observe the situation from the ISS.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20874095]Not banned, just trying to observe the situation from the ISS.[/QUOTE]
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Good news everyone, we can still humiliate OP some more and ruin his life a little more.
Also, those desperate attempts to cover your tracks by trying to shift the blame to other people are just straight out awful. If you replaced each post with just something like "I'm sorry, this got out of hand", it would be far better than your current plan of replacing something like "lol yeah she's a stupid whore" with something like "WHY ARE YOU GUYS SAYING SHE'S A STUPID WHORE I WAS JUST BEING NICE TO HER AND I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD PROVIDE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM I'M NOT A TOTAL CUNT AT ALL BAWW".
I hope she finds out about this and as a consequence, everybody knows that you're a real bastard.
I love it when someone tries to make FP their personal goon squad and then FP turns around and fucks them over
Drugs don't ruin lives (actually, they do); Facepunch ruins lives.
I wasn't trying to use FP as my goon squad-- I was just posting a link. I never said to find information or spam the hell out of her guestbook.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20874186]I wasn't trying to use FP as my goon squad-- I was just posting a link. I never said to find information or spam the hell out of her guestbook.[/QUOTE]
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