• A friend of mine thinks that she's a fantastic author.
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Sent her a super long text message. Hopefully she takes another look at Jake as a friend.
[QUOTE=AMD 32;20886102]Due to network difficulties, your call can not be completed at this time.[/QUOTE] Well no shit, I could imagine 200 people trying to call her.
Any last words OP :smug: ?
[QUOTE=Teh Soviet;20885981]Idiots. You told him it's from Pizza Hut. Why do you think he would be wondering? Now he probably gave them a phone call to cancel the order. [editline]11:59PM[/editline] For gods sake, dial the shit out of it.[/QUOTE] yeah why the fuck did you tell him oh well somebody can always order again and NOT tell him if this doesnt work out
[img]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v222/1521/99/n100000496896425_7116.jpg[/img] Hello I am Jake's GF again?
You guys are assholes. Funny? Yes, but assholes none the less.
[QUOTE=Creme Egg;20886242][img]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v222/1521/99/n100000496896425_7116.jpg[/img] Hello I am Jake's GF again?[/QUOTE] [img]http://th05.deviantart.com/fs39/300W/f/2008/344/c/9/I_jizz_in_my_pants_by_HOLIMOUNT.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Creme Egg;20886242]Hello I am Jake's GF again?[/QUOTE] Looks like a man.
[QUOTE=Creme Egg;20886242][img]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v222/1521/99/n100000496896425_7116.jpg[/img] Hello I am Jake's GF again?[/QUOTE] :froggonk:
[QUOTE=Creme Egg;20886242][img]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v222/1521/99/n100000496896425_7116.jpg[/img] Hello I am Jake's GF again?[/QUOTE] Oh... my... god...
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20869968]You guys are really gonna mess with my grades and stuff! This isn't very fair-- I don't see why you guys should get to have fun at my expense![/QUOTE] In the beginning, where you not having fun at her expense? "Hey guys, my not very close friend sucks at writing, here's her horrid 'book', come mock it with me!"
''Just like old times, just seeing Jake Xavier'' Really? She really couldn't think of a better name
[QUOTE=Gl0balize;20886320]''Just like old times, just seeing Jake Xavier'' Really? She really couldn't think of a better name[/QUOTE] "Jake O'Gasm" "Jake Jeremy" "Jacob Jackson" "Jake Jenners" "Jake Cooledge" Off the top-o-me head.
Trudat
Shouldn't the pizzas be arriving soon?
Seriously guys? Sending him pizzas? At least make a special order asking them to cut the pizza into a large douche. :v:
[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;20886353]"Jake O'Gasm" "Jake Jeremy" "Jacob Jackson" "Jake Jenners" "Jake Cooledge" Off the top-o-me head.[/QUOTE] You're a lucky fucker, All my top o' the heads are russian Nikolia Borchelchz Relaz Bolocoz Alexi marzto
[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;20886353]"Jake O'Gasm" "Jake Jeremy" "Jacob Jackson" "Jake Jenners" "Jake Cooledge" Off the top-o-me head.[/QUOTE] Or Jack 'N Gasm
[QUOTE=zin908;20886156]I'm shipping a box of 50 condoms all the way from the good ol' UK.[/QUOTE] Seriously? I'd be lolling all day if I got them.
She made jake say "I already know that you think I’m a dick and probably hate my guts." in the story, just think what she'll type when see sees all this.
[QUOTE=MongfromKong;20886466]Or Jack 'N Gasm[/QUOTE] Make me :fuckyou:. This.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20886493]Really?[/QUOTE] Our pal Jake is trying to take it cool and act like nothing happened; When in reality he's shitting his pants and dreading the moment these orders arrive and tomorrow when his principal calls him to the office to discuss matters with Jake, the girl, and all the parents within the vicinity.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20886493]Seriously? I'd be lolling all day if I got them.[/QUOTE] 9 Minutes Ago Last edited by jakemaheu; 7 Minutes Ago at 12:26AM.. Fuck. You. [editline]12:35AM[/editline] [IMG]http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss166/SebMcMeb123456/Cool%20shit/LG-THUMB-TCP-IP-T-SHIRT.jpg[/IMG] [editline]12:36AM[/editline] oh wait I know where OP lives.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20886493]Seriously? I'd be lolling all day if I got them.[/QUOTE] If by loling you mean shitting your pants for the best part of an hour, then yes you most likely will.
I heard Jake's dad was a DJ for a long time, maybe we should book him for a party.
[QUOTE=Creme Egg;20886769]I heard Jake's dad was a DJ for a long time, maybe we should book him for a party.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://images.4chan.org/gif/src/1269203791022.gif[/IMG]
Someone send him a good old bag of coke, he'll need it after this.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;20886946][IMG]http://images.4chan.org/gif/src/1269203791022.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] 4chan-leech.png :smug:
To dramatic, I don't like it...
[QUOTE=PoloXGS;20886017]woops, i added an extra 0 to the 50.[/QUOTE] You remind me of this [img]http://www.hlcomic.com/comics/concerned021.jpg[/img]
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