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[QUOTE=CheeseMan;20892476]I doubt Jake will ever be allowed on the Internet again.[/QUOTE] I bet his parents are trading him for all the pizza to avoid going broke, destined to stack pizza boxes for the rest of his life.
I wonder if OP will ever come back Nvm he's been on 7 mins ago
Its monday the day of reckoning, When he come back from school approx 2-3 eastern we shall have our update =) Hopefully he does not :smithicide:
So I just skipped from page 8 to here. Recap please.
[QUOTE=ijyt;20893475]So I just skipped from page 8 to here. Recap please.[/QUOTE] Read it its worth it. Op edits all his post, metonia(sp) plays a chess game against himself, by emailing his principal and dad about his actions, then feels sorry and tells th eop. Anubis or whoever tells the author her site has been compromised (waiting for an update from her), some idiot gives away the ops address people start being douches sending pizza's and shit and finally we await today for the ops update on how the principal fucked him and how badly his parents grounded him and how much shit came to his house.
It's very hard to recap at this point. It's a long series of small events that form one large clusterfuck situation this is a good recap from many pages ago [QUOTE=lum1naire;20876598]This is what I remember: I wasn't here for some of the stuff around page 14 after, but I think I got it down: Thread starts with OP linking friends website, thinking there will be discussion on how terrible the book is Then everyone spams her guestbook with shit linking the thread etc Then 4chan gets on this and the spam goes up 10 fold some dude named Metonia feeds some information about both the OP and the chick, and a few pics are leaked around many lols everywhere (ugly girlfriend OP has) Supposedly Metonia starts sending emails to the principal and dad or something At this point OP is like oh fuck oh fuck and starts editing all his posts to cover up anything he said (a weak attempt at that) and now we're here with a guy named Anubis supposedly texting the girl from the OP that wrote that horrible story someone tell me if I left anything out[/QUOTE] Since then, people have ordered him pizzas and possibly mailed him a big box of condoms Also, time to get up for school, kid. Hope the principal is in a good mood today & isn't too computer savvy
Shes alright.
Have fun at school Jake, I'm sure you slept soundly
[QUOTE=lum1naire;20894694]Have fun at school Jake, I'm sure you slept soundly[/QUOTE] Hahahahaha Now Jake, will you ever bully girls in future? I'll guess no.
Creme, the family tree a couple pages back didn't Metonia say that girl isn't his sister and doesn't even live in the USA.
[QUOTE=Jimmg;20895018]Creme, the family tree a couple pages back didn't Metonia say that girl isn't his sister and doesn't even live in the USA.[/QUOTE] Well his other sister has both Jake and that chick listed as siblings on facebook, so I made the fair assumption that the were brother and sister. Also: [img]http://i.imgur.com/DwqFs.png[/img] Controversial!
I nominate OP for "Facepunch Idiot and Asshole of 2010" award. Yes, I nominate someone this early in the year. I'm certain he will win.
Reading through the page. At page 6 right now. This shit is hilarious. Also, OP is the biggest ass I've ever seen.
[QUOTE=Wish I wasn't an 09er;20895093]I nominate OP for "Facepunch Idiot and Asshole of 2010" award. Yes, I nominate someone this early in the year. I'm certain he will win.[/QUOTE] I would think that there are much bigger ones on the site. :colbert:
I just finished reading all that, and uh, wow.
So I'm guessing justice is served?
Most of us are still waiting on that update from the OP.
I wonder if this thread will make V.2.
I love this thread.
I bet the OP wrote this shit.
OP deserved it. Nice going.
[img]http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/3158/gosh.png[/img] <.< >.>
[QUOTE=Alaskan Wolf;20896479]Most of us are still waiting on that update from the OP.[/QUOTE] I think he is a little bit busy eating pizza and using his condoms.
OP, come back to us.
OP has been assassinated.
[QUOTE=Death n1;20897244][img]http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/3158/gosh.png[/img] <.< >.>[/QUOTE] Oh...my...god. Zing.
[QUOTE=Death n1;20897244][img]http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/3158/gosh.png[/img] <.< >.>[/QUOTE] Bazzinga
Possible Scenarios. OP died at the hands of the girl he was making fun of. OP died of his own hands when learning of the consequences he was facing. OP is still in school. OP is grounded off the computer. OP is still eating a shitload of pizza.
This is a great day in facepunch history.
[QUOTE=he-did-it-->;20898180]This is a great day in facepunch history.[/QUOTE] I hope this will be a great day in Facepunch history. I really want it to be, but I don't think we'll be able to enjoy it :saddowns:
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