• A friend of mine thinks that she's a fantastic author.
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I almost died of laughter [img]http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5568/41694520.png[/img]
This is really getting out of hand, guys. It's really mean of all of you to say these things.
[quote]It said, “Welcome to Hell, Michigan. We are more then happy to make sure your life[u] IS[/u] a living hell.”[/quote] what are you talking about this is literary genius
[QUOTE=Lucinice;20865204]OP you should probably tell your friend you made this threaed and apologize for it.[/QUOTE] Why would he apologize for the truth?
I'm sorry, but insulting someone's writing is going a step too far for me. Writing can be a very personal process, something that you put a lot of effort and heart into. Even if it needs work (which let's face it, most writing does), being cruel about it really hits home and can be crushing. I'm currently trying to get a book published and although I know I'm not the best writer ever, I would be horrified if someone posted my work on a message board with the intention of publicly humiliating me. Lay off her and let her write what and how she wants.
"Mr. McGillicuddy 10:03 PM on March 20, 2010 I do declare! These novels are of utmost quality! I am a businessman and I would like to buy publishing rights to these works! How does... one hundred million dollars sound? This is my starting offer. My only condition is that you must allow Sir Jake Xavier to impregnate you and call you a cow in public! Haha! No business deal is without terms and conditions! You shall report to my company headquarters every Thursday for a flogging, while Jake Xavier naps in a nearby luxury lounge! In your story, Jake Xavier is to become a fire-breathing superhero with a sidekick-raccoon named Slice! Aha! This will provide marketability and we shall profit! Your weekly floggings will lessen in intensity with more sales. So, do we have a deal or will you choose failure instead?" I lol'd. Who wrote this??
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20865210]I know. As I tried to explain before (right before everyone though I was going to beat her up), I'm just bigger and stronger than she is. If she tries to run at me and hit me, her attacks won't hurt. If she starts to scream at me, she can't stop me from walking away.[/QUOTE] I know what yer getting at, but saying you're bigger and stronger than a girl never helps your argument on the internet... Open playlist, insert iPod headphones.
[QUOTE=freighter014;20865234] I lol'd. Who wrote this??[/QUOTE] Mr. McGillicuddy
[QUOTE=Jimmg;20865232]Why would he apologize for the truth?[/QUOTE] He should apologize for getting her site raided.
[QUOTE=Lucinice;20865269]He should apologize for getting her site raided.[/QUOTE] It's not really a raid.
[QUOTE=Tarana;20865233]I'm sorry, but insulting someone's writing is going a step too far for me. Writing can be a very personal process, something that you put a lot of effort and heart into. Even if it needs work (which let's face it, most writing does), being cruel about it really hits home and can be crushing. I'm currently trying to get a book published and although I know I'm not the best writer ever, I would be horrified if someone posted my work on a message board with the intention of publicly humiliating me. Lay off her and let her write what and how she wants.[/QUOTE] Bringing your life into your writing can be done, but you have to be careful. If you do it badly, it will sound like adolescent whining. If done well, though, it can be an excellent way of relating to your readers. I wasn't insulting her writing, though!
[QUOTE=Jimmg;20865279]It's not really a raid.[/QUOTE] 3 pages of shit posts on her website?
[quote]I've been watching you And I love the way you move, Ah Yeah There is something on my mind I want to do with your behind, Baby There's a passion that I feel And you know that I'm for real, Baby I cannot let it pass I've got to have some of that ass RIGHT NOW I want to fuck you in the ass (right now) I want to fuck you in the ass I want to fuck you in the ass (uh huh) I want to fuck you in the ass I want to fuck you in the ass I want to fuck you.... If you're moving just like that (?) Cuz I like it from the back, ah yeah You look so sexy when you move and You know I can't refuse your love So bend over baby please Bring your sweet booty to me right now So DJ make it last Let me work this big 'ol ass, baby Oh I want to fuck you in the ass (right now) I want to fuck you in the ass I want to fuck you in the ass ( I wanna fuck you in yo ass) I wanna fuck you in the ass I wanna fuck you.... I can't wait to get you home Cuz I want to make you moan, Sweet Thang Want to do it to you deep Gonna put your ass to sleep, Baby Candlelight and Vaseline It is such a freaky scene, Oh yeah So bend over, Don't be Shy I've got a tear in my eye, Babaaaaaaaay I want to fuck you in the ass I want to fuck you in the ass -VB [/quote] :golfclap: to whoever posted this.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20865338]3 pages of shit posts on her website?[/QUOTE] Definition of Shitposting.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20865338]3 pages of shit posts on her website?[/QUOTE] Correction, 5 pages. of shit posts.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20865338]3 pages of shit posts on her website?[/QUOTE] Bloody hell, we're already at FIVE PAGES of comments. It'll suck if a notice gets sent to her email every time a comment is posted. EDIT: Ack, ninja'd by Musicfreak59.
Good to have hope, inspires you.
lol I like using some elses email
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;20865371]:golfclap: to whoever posted this.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oza_RcudPTM[/media]
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20865387]Bloody hell, we're already at FIVE PAGES of comments. It'll suck if a notice gets sent to her email every time a comment is posted.[/QUOTE] Chances are, she doesn't have that option ticked. But whenever the next time she checks her profile and it says 50+ new guestbook comments, there's gonna be a funny as fucking hell blog post going up.
I just read the first paragraph, and it already turns me off. Really, I think she should work towards her character being jaded. To have the bell saying "go to hell" could be a neat sense of personification, but the way she carries it out is horrible. It makes her character seem childish and emo.
[QUOTE=Jimmg;20865409][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oza_RcudPTM[/media][/QUOTE] I like the beat. -mini snip-
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;20865371]:golfclap: to whoever posted this.[/QUOTE] Thankyou
If Twilight is selling millions of copies, anyone is a fantastic author.
it'd be sad if she killed herself :I
didn't finish out of sheer stupidity
As a sidenote, I find it interesting to study how people react to different stimuli in real life and online. Generally, you'll find that people will almost always do things that they otherwise wouldn't do in real life /obviousobservation
Could be worse [URL]http://anovelidea.webs.com/apps/blog/[/URL] My friend's, feel free to comment.
Oh shithe links on /b/
[url]http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/208361406[/url] Oh god :v:
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